Disclaimer: don't own fire emblem. Get that through your thick heads. Karleniia is mine so no stealing.
and more weird end stories... oO
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The camp was awakened in the middle of the night by the howling, icy wind. It rushed by the tents blowing open flaps, screaming loud enough to wake the dead. The rain poured down in sheets, so heavy that it caused some tents to collapse.
Nino ran into their tent not long after the storm started. She was scrunched up in a ball in between Karleniia and Marisa and wouldn't budge. She slept the rest of the night with them, feeling safe and sound.Karleniia woke to find Nino sleeping next to her. She was a bit shocked waking up with green hair in her face, but calmed down when she realized it was Nino.
Karleniia had noticed Marisa's absence that night, also, but since she found her safe in the tent the next morning, she didn't pursue the subject.
The rain and wind had lessened by now and Karleniia was able to escape the suffocating, crowded tent. She walked down the beach for a while, watching the dolphins play in the distance. But so she was able to help finish the ship, she soon headed back to camp.It was 9:00 and Nino, Karleniia, and Marisa were hard at work loading their ship with the necessary supplies.
The elements had returned to their original state and were making the girls work much more difficult than it had to be. The wind blew hard, rushing around them forcing them off their paths to and from the ship. In addition to the wind, the rain pelted down on their heads, hard like hail.
The three were soaked and beaten, resting under a palm tree, which provided them with decent shelter. They had finished their work and were now waiting for all the other ships to sail off.
For two hours Nino, Karleniia, and Marisa sat under the tree and talked.
The first question that popped was where Marisa had been.
"And where have you been? You leave at dusk and return during the night!"
It was Nino who was throwing out the questions.
Marisa only blushed and looked at the ground.
"Where were you Marisa?" Nino asked persistently.
"And… Karleniia where were you and Jafar the other night, when you were looking for Marisa?"
"Why weren't you back sooner?"
"Did you two do something nasty?"
Karleniia hadn't really been listening but when she heard this, shot out of her daze like a bullet out of a gun.
"What! NO!"
With questions about her and Jafar's "night together" still ramming into her from all sides she covered her head with her hands, trying to shut out the persistent little voice. Nino wouldn't stop and kept pelting her with questions that she didn't want to listen to.
Oh shut up Nino.
She clenched her teeth and decided to try and ignore her. Didn't work.
It was now 11:00 and the last ship was about to leave the port. The last one was Karleniia's. She would be sailing with Joshua, Nino, Marisa, and Jafar. The trip would take roughly three days. The directions were to sail up the coast of Caledonia and then directly west towards her homeland: Jehanna. They would all dock and then regroup for further instructions.
Karleniia, Nino, and Marisa were piled into the boat and were rushing around readying the vessel for their journey. Joshua and Jafar were waiting at the dock, soaked from the heavy rain, for the signal to push off. With the last ropes secured and the cargo stored underneath Nino waved her hand in the air, the signal for the two men to push the boat out to the cruel and unwelcoming sea. The two pushed themselves up against the ship until it was out and able to move and its own. Being as fast as they were they ran to the end of the dock and jumped aboard. Jafar caught a rope before he landed but Joshua was not so lucky. He managed to slip on the wet floor and wind up flattened against the other side of the ship. Dazed and surprised he attempted to stand up but instead was caught by Marisa before he slammed into the hard surface again.They were out in the open sea now and the dock was only a small speck in the distance. Karleniia carefully walked to the aft and watched the dock disappear into the thick grey sheet of rain. The smell of the sea filled her nostrils and sent her into a whirl. She loved the scent of the ocean. It was so invigorating! Her wet hair whipped around her head, slapping her in the face. Her hair was soaked and it stuck.
After a while Karleniia decided to visit the fore. Carefully picking her way across the deck she arrived at the starboard.
The rain hadn't made any visible attempt to cease and was just as wild as when they left.
She enjoyed the rain nevertheless.
It won't do me any good to change clothes I see.
Twilight was up and alive and Nino had it in her head that she would prepare a scrumptious dinner for the group.
She walked below deck and poked around for some food. After turning over every barrel she hadn't found anything to make a "scrumptious" meal. She put her hands on her hips sighed.
"Not much here is there?"
"Not if you're looking for a first class meal."
Jaffar had appeared right behind her, startling her enough to trip over a barrel of apples, causing them to fly every which way.
"Ahhh!"
With a loud thunk Nino landed hard on the ground and was gingerly rubbing her behind.
"Ow… I swear you can read my mind. Go scare Marisa or something. I am preparing a scrumptious meal for everyone! Now leave me be!"
Nino was picking herself up from the ground when she heard an unwanted statement.
"We've all had our dinner. Apples," he scooped up a bruised apple from the floor and tossed it into a barrel, "and bread."
Nino stopped in the middle of getting up from the floor and an upset look spread across her face.
"NO! I'm making you guys dinner and you're gonna eat it!"
"Make it tomorrow."
Jafar had begun to walk back towards the ladder before he turned around and asked, "Can you even cook?" He said mockingly.Nino opened her mouth to protest but was too late.
Jafar swiftly stalked out the ladder and climbed it out into the moonlight.
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Booga booga! Okay bye!Squi Gi - -pop-
Jafar – Lord, help me...
Karleniia - -rubs hands together in devious way-
Jafar - -searches for nearest exit-
Squi Gi - Get back here!Karleniia - You will NEVER escape! -grabs collar and drags back-
Jafar - Let go of me you psycho woman!Karleniia – Squi Gi, are you ready? Heh he heh...
Squi Gi - Yep! -JUMP!-
-Jafar is pinned to the ground and transformed into a yellow rubber ducky-
Karleniia – Gwa ha ha! you are a yellow rubber ducky!
Squi Gi - Mwahahahahahaha!
Jafar - If I was rubber, I couldn't swim. So it would make no sense to make me a rubber duck when ducks are supposed to swim. Rubber people don't swim so rubber ducks shouldn't either. The idiot people, who created rubber ducks, have no knowledge of rubber mechanics.
Squi Gi, Karleniia - …
Let's test it out! -grabs Jafar in rubber ducky costume and marches toward alligator pond-
Jafar - Don't throw me in there!
Kasa - Why?Jafar - There are alligators in there! They will eat me alive! And I will die!
Nino - Noooooooo! Don't die Jafar! I will save you!
Jafar - -quickly avoids giant hug- Throw me in throw me in!
Nino - You're a meanie head! -puppy eyes-
Jafar - Saint Elimine save me. -jumps ducky head first into alligator pond-
Karleniia, Nino - Nooooooooooooooooooooo! Jafar!
Serra- Yes! He has died. That creep!
Karleniia - -turns and prepares to kill Serra- You killed Jafar! Die! Mwahaha!
Serra - o.O -Serra dies-
Karleniia – Mwahahahahahaha!
Nino-o.O
Lute - I wish to kill myself.
The end
Epilogue
(This was by a friend named Squi Gi)
Squi Gi - -boing-
Everyone - wtf?
Jafar - Who the hell are you?
Squi Gi - I think the question is: who are you?
Jafar - …
Squi Gi- Are you my conscious?
Karleniia - I live! Mwahaha! -turns Jafar back into rubber ducky-
Jafar - Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak!
Squi Gi- What! Billy's stuck in the well! Nooooooo! I'll save you Billy!
The End! Beep!
The door is ajar! Beep!