A.N. — It's St. Patrick's Day, and outside of the Irish National quidditch team, here is by far the most famous Irish bloke in the books. Stereotyping is harmful, especially when one is made up of so many (blame Jo Rowling for that character makeup). Let's play with that.

76. Seamus Finnigan

Of fucking course his boggart was a banshee.

It wasn't enough that he had a thick brogue, unkempt appearance, and a well-known liking for underage drinking. No, Seamus Finnigan had to be Irish through and through. He felt as though everyone who knew him couldn't look past what was right in front of their face to peer deeper into what made Seamus tick.

His Patronus (yes, he could cast a corporeal one) was a fox. They were sly and tenacious, always plotting. Yet, even with his innermost self on shimmering display, they refused to see Seamus as he truly was.