A.N. — I have been neglecting Slytherin House lately, and darker drabbles in general. It's been far too long since someone in the green and silver got their chance to shine. This guy is a typical jerk of a Snake, but probably not that Dark.

103. Miles Bletchley

It was fun, riling up the Gryffindors prior to their season-opening match. Knowing no punishment was forthcoming was just gravy for Miles.

Severus Snape might be despised by the rest of Hogwarts, but the snakes saw Slytherin's head of house as their stalwart defender. Case in point: Alicia's eyebrows were still growing from the hex Miles had put on her, and Snape brushed the event aside as a miscast beauty charm. If it wouldn't negatively affect his macho jock image, Miles would've have hugged the man. As is, he'd settle for basking in the aftereffects of a job well done.