Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter but the personalities of these characters are mostly mine, I do not wish to make it seem that J.K. Rowling's wonderful style of writing has changed drastically.

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All She Ever Needed

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During the last five minutes of breakfast, a very flustered looking Ron came rushing down to the Great Hall. Apparently he simply wouldn't or couldn't miss the whole of breakfast for a girl. To him, snogging on an empty stomach was probably pointless. Harry and Hermione's eyes met and they laughed.

Ron sat down next to them with a puzzled expression on his face.

"What's so funny?" he asked, raising an eyebrow in question. They were not known to be the type to suddenly burst out laughing without telling him the reason why. He was getting slightly suspicious.

They did not want to tell him outright so they simply reduced their laughter to giggles. They would provide subtle hints until Ron got the point that they knew his dirty little secret.

(A/N I know Harry giggling sounds majorly weird, excuse me. :))

Harry tried to change the subject, "So, err, Ron, where were you during the earlier part of breakfast?" he couldn't help grinning.

Ron's ears immediately turned red and he muttered something like, "Oh, nothing, nothing, just overslept."

Hermione tried her luck this time, "So what's the latest gossip?"

Ron wondered why his friends were acting so weirdly in the morning but he wanted to know why they were particularly odd so he thought of something to say.

"I heard that Lavender has a new boyfriend," he offered.

"Oh? Who might that be, eh? Do you know something that we don't?" Harry and Hermione asked.

Ron realized that they already knew his secret. He gasped audibly and leaned closer to them.

"You know about it?" his ears seemed to turn even redder, if that was possible.

They both leant back and tried to look innocent but failing miserably.

Ron slapped his hand to his forehead, "I knew we shouldn't have done it in the Common Room…"

Harry said, "Well, we're friends so we'll keep your secret."

"Of course, just promise that if you ever find out one of our secrets in the future then you won't tell anybody," Hermione said.

"Yes, yes! Definitely!" Ron said with a desperate edge to his voice.

Harry and Hermione smiled and looked at each other. As they made eye contact, they both had the same brilliant idea and turned back to Ron with sly smiles on their faces, their white teeth glinting as if making fun of him.

Ron realized what they were going to do and shook his head, "Oh no you don't, you know it's not fair."

Hermione started, "Ickle Ronniekins, can we call you that? It is a really really nice name, after all."

Ron covered his face with his hands and replied in a muffled voice, "Fine," he sighed deeply. They were never going to let him forget this.

Suddenly, the teachers stood up and left the Hall, probably for some meeting.

Harry saw his chance and stood up to face the other students of the Gryffindor table, "Hey Gryffindors! We must celebrate the second name change of Ronald Weasley. From Ron, to Roonil Wazlib and finally, Ickle Ronniekins! Let us clap for him!" The whole Gryffindor table burst out in laughter but clapped anyway.

Ron slumped dejectedly, "I knew you weren't going to let it go that easily." His ears turned red and he hurriedly ran out of the Hall to find Lavender.

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