THE AMAZING PICK-UP LINES OF OLIVER OSCAR OKEN: VICTIM...MILEY STEWART...
"Hi. Um excuse me but...do you know where Mrs. Call's room is?" Miley asked a rather cute boy with brown hair nervously. It was her first day and she was extremely nervous. He turned to her.
"Sure. Take a left then a right." He started to turn back around but turned to look at her again. He grins. Miley starts to turn away. Oliver stops her and says,
"Can I borrow a quarter?"
"What for?" She asked.
"... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams." Oliver says. Miley gets a strange look on her face and says,
"Uhhhhh...okay. Um...I gotta go to class." With that she runs off.
LATER THAT DAY:
"Hey Miley!" Oliver screamed. Miley was talking to Lilly.
"Oh no! Here he comes!"Miley moaned to her new friend. Lilly pats her back and says,
"Don't worry he uses the same lines on every girl." Just then Oliver walks up.
"What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?" Miley gets a confused look and says...
"Um...were not in a room...this is the parking lot...?" Oliver mutters something then says,
"Fine! I'll stop the cheesy lines! But the least you could do was give it back!"
"Give what back?" Miley asked confused.
"My breath." Oliver said grinning. Miley and Lilly exchanged looks.
"Oliver leave!" Lilly said.
"Fine. But Miley? Can you do me a favor?"
"It depends." She said narrowing her eyes.
"Stay beautiful till the next time I see you."
"Whatever." Miley muttered blushing. Oliver runs off. Lilly turns to Miley,
"When you get home, he's going to call you."
"Thanks for the warning."
"Anytime." Lilly said. They said goodbye and left. Miley walked in and sat on the couch. She was only there for a few minutes when her phone ran. It said, "un-known caller' She answered it and said,
"Hello?"
"Hey baby. Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?" Oliver said.
"OLIVER? How did you get my number? Why are you calling me?" Miley asked.
" because I have a question: do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."
"Excuse me! Look I'm not allowed to talk to perverts! My Daddy says they're the most dangerous type of people next to murders!"
"Aw...baby I'm sorry. I have to go anyway. But you know something?"
"What?" Miley asked.
"You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie!" Miley hung up the phone. It rang again.
"Hey Miley! I'm gonna be at your house in 5,4,3,2,1- LILLY'S HERE!" Lilly screamed. Miley ran up to her.
"Guess who called?"
"Um...Oliver!" Lilly asked. Miley nodded.
"Well he used to like me. The way to get rid of him is to become his best friend." Lilly said. Miley thought for a second and said,
"Okay."
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
"Lilly! Where's Miley!" Oliver asked. Miley walked up.
"Hey Hey hey Oliver! What's up!" She asked.
Nothing much baby. if i had a dollar for every time I thought of you today, I would have a million dollars, but the money wouldn't matter because i'd have you!"
"Awwwww!" Miley said. He looked at her oddly.
"Aww? Arn't you gonna yell at me?" She smiled.
"No. Oliver, I don't want to be your girlfriend...but I would love to be your friend." Miley said. Oliver thought for a second and said,
"Friend...I like it. Wait...can we be 'friends with benefits'?"
"We can be friends with benefits." Miley said in a bored voice. Oliver grinned.
"Alright baby."
"So...er...bye..I guess." Miley said. Oliver smiled.
"I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did." Miley shot him a look and Oliver raised his hands defensively.
"You said...'With benefits.' and I happen to think you are a beautiful friend whom which I am happy to share benefits with."
A/n: lol! Just something I started a LONG time ago and never finished! Plez R&R