A Hundred Words of Shenanigans - Plastered
By Crystal Snowflakes
Yuffie slammed the glass onto the counter drunkenly. "I am a strong, independent woman who is a kickass ninja and I strike fear into the hearts of enemies and I will—"
Reno snickered loudly, taking a sip of whiskey. "Brat, you sleep with a fuckin' teddy bear named 'Fuzzy-Wuzzy'."
"Yeah?" she snapped back, waving a fist in the air. "Well, Fuzzy-Wuzzy's roars shake the earth and his enemies tremor—"
"You've had too much, yo. Time to head home, princess," he said, finishing off his drink.
"Don't tell me what—"
He yanked her out the door.
"Fuzzy-Wuzzy will kick your ass!"
Completed: February 1, 2021