A Hundred Words of Shenanigans - Announcement
By Crystal Snowflakes
"Name's Yuffie! Materia hunter and Head of Espionage and Intelligence at the WRO and—"
"D'you really hafta fuckin' announce yourself every time?" Reno interrupted, nightstick bouncing off his shoulder.
Her head whipped around, scowl on her face. "Didya really just interrupt me?"
He shrugged. "Got bored."
The delinquent glanced between them before his gaze settled on Reno. "And who the fuck are you?"
"Her babysitter," Reno responded, snickering.
"The bitch just kicked—"
Her scowl darkened—a grunt was heard as Reno planted his heel roughly into his stomach.
"Only I getta call her 'bitch', bitch."
"How heroic," she muttered dryly.
Author's Notes: Uh. Anyone else see the FF7R Intergrade announcement? Because this was inspired by that and holy shit Yuffie is everything I imagined her to be and I better get some dialogue between her and Reno :3
Completed: February 25, 2021