Insanity
by
Cynthia Taz
For disclaimer and such please refer to chapter 1.
- WILLOW'S POV -
I have never seen Buffy that tense before.
Well, not that I blame her. How many times will you get an insane vampire and an insane witch on your front porch?
Xander and Dawn finally stop screaming after they are shoved back into the house with Tara. Buffy turns towards us and holds up her trusty stake.
"Slayer..."
Crap. Dru's growling. Not good. The last time I heard her growl was when I didn't let her have sex for like... um... a day. So it is my bad. I shouldn't have turned her into some kind of sex machine. But well, what can I say? I am a gal with special needs. Yeah. Needy. That's me.
Okay. Buffy's gonna makes her move. Better focus. I step in front of Dru. And Dru giggles behind me. Hey Dru, work with me here please?
"Willow, move."
Well, at least Buffy doesn't want to stake me... or not. Her stake is actually pointing at my heart. Hey Buff, I thought slayer doesn't kill human, well, except Faith... but that's an accident as far as I can tell. Oh yeah. I'm taking Faith's side. Bite me. Um... where was I? Oh yeah. Buffy's pointing her stake at me.
"Buffy! No!"
Good old Xander. Always my best bud... or ex-best bud? Dawn and Tara are both too shock to do anything, as far as I can tell.
"Willow isn't a vampire!"
Hey! How does he know?
"I know. But Dru is"
Well, if you know, why the heck do you point your stake at me?
"What are you doing here?"
I wish I know.
"Miss Eddie said so. Bad slayer needs a boat to cross the river, so I bought the wood."
Hey! I never said I want to be chopped down and get turned into a boat! That is so not on my contract!
"Huh?"
Buffy is getting blonde by day. This, I can tell.
"Why don't we let-"
"I am not inviting a vampire into my house."
"She is Willow!"
Again, good old Xander.
"And she is Dru."
Yea-yeah. I'm Willow. She is Dru. Can we just move on?
"Like you have never invited a vampire into our house before."
Wow. Nice one Dawnie.
"What did you say?"
Buffy gives her little sister a 'if-you're-not-my-big-green-ball-energy-sister-I'll-be-slaying-you-right-now' kinda look. Funny, but can you guys move faster? 'Cos the sun is coming up and I so don't want a dusted Dru snuggle with me. Um... what should I do?
Oh! I know. I can do what I do best nowadays! Giggle!
Ha. They are all looking at me right now. Good. Let's move on.
"I'm hungry."
Okay, not really moving on... But what can I say? I am crazy.
- BUFFY'S POV -
"I'm hungry."
Is that a joke?
Is that some kind of a joke?
Is that some kind of Powers-That-Be playing Buffy-the-Slayer joke?
Willow comes back with Dru, and she is telling us she's hungry?
Not a 'hello', not 'I miss you guys', not 'I love you guys', but 'I'm hungry'?
And not only that she has to say 'I'm hungry', but she has to giggle like Dru before she said that?
I got to get her away from Dru.