A Hundred Words of Shenanigans - Turkey

By Crystal Snowflakes


"Got Thanksgiving plans, brat?"

Yuffie's eyes flickered to Reno before crinkling in mirth. Without warning, she leaned over the table—

"—the fuck is wrong with you? Why'd you take a bite—"

"Plan was to eat a turkey, but you taste like shit, Turkey."

A snort. "First of all, that ain't how you eat a turkey—"

"Yeah?" She snickered. "Wanna show me how then?"

"Well, maybe somewhere with a lil more privacy, ya know?"

Her eyebrows shot up in question before realization flashed across her face, and her mouth dropped open.

"Yeah. Like that."

"Y-you perv!" she spluttered.

"Just sayin'..."

"Grossness!"


Author's Notes: Was brainstorming Halloween fic ideas when I realized it was Thanksgiving tomorrow… How could I resist?

Completed: October 10, 2021