"I said NO!" Shikamaru shouted into the receiver making Kiba a little upset.

"Fine then, never ask us to do you a favor again,"he retorted in an 'even if you were dying a painful death that lasted forever' way. However, this didn't seem to faze Shikamaru in the slightest way.

"Good. Anything you, all of you, ever try to do for me always back fires on me. So that's all the better for me."

"How far are you away for your apartment," Kiba said trying to change the subject.

"I'm right out front….Why? What the hell are you planning? Are you in my house again?" Shikamaru was getting hostile and people were beginning to stare. "Get out of my fucking house before I- There wasn't any need for him to finish sense Kiba had already hung up.

He stomped angrily up the stairs to his apartment. (a/n thank God it was on the second floor) Only to burst open his own door and find his again 'so-called' friends interviewing an anonymous person.

"What's going on?" Shikamaru asked after controlling his anger….for the sake of the civilian in the room, not his friends.

"We're helping you get a roommate, because you refuse to do it. Even though, we all know you need one." Shino stated flatly before turning back to the person in front of him.

"Ummm... Thanks for comming we'll give you a call," Lee said talking to the person (male or female I could care less) The person nodded andbrushed past Shikamaru and exited through the still open door.

"I told you yesterday that I. Do not. Want. A ROOMMATE!" He kicked the door shut as he said the last part. Which, startled the young women on the other side of the door. Shikamaru was halfway to the kitchen when the fore-mentioned women knocked lightly on the door.

"One of you get it, sense it was you guysidea." He continued to get himself abowl of vanilla-swiss-almondice-cream. (his favorite comfort food, mine too)

"Why bother? It's open!" Sasuke said remembering that Shikamaru never locked the door.

As the door began to open Neji turned on the television, which no one seemed to be watching asin walked a woman with long silky lavender hair tied into three pony tails with two strands flowing in her face on either side. She was on the short side maybe 5'1 at the most. She wore a green sweater whose sleeves were at least two inches longer than her fingersthat just barely covered her belly button, and baggy jeans.

"I umm... I'm here for the-

"She's here cause I'm kicking her out and she needs a place to stay,"came from another woman who looked exactly like the first one. Except, that she had her hair in a braid and only one strand was hanging in her face. Shewas wearing a black turtle neck that came nowhere near herbelly button. It stopped just under her bosom (pronounced boos -um, for all you idiots) and a short whitepleated skirt. Of course she wore a pair of pants under it, tight red spandexcapri pants, but pants all the same.

The second woman spoke again, "So can we get this whole ordeal over with so that I can go home and sleep." She said staring at the men who were staring at them.

"No need," Naruto spoke up, "She's got the room!"

"Hmp. Told you it was going to be easy." The second woman said to the first.

"Shut up," the first woman said. Then introduced herself, "I'm Zuka Haromia, and this... This selfish hag is my sister Isis." Earning herself a smack on the back of the head.

"Nice to meet ya," Isis said loaded with sarcasm and more to give," When the hell can she move in?"

"Anytime before the end of the month," Lee said flipping through the papers on the clip board. Both girls gave questioning looks as to why Zuka could move in so soon. Seeing this Lee added, "That's when the rents due."

Zuka sweat dropped and Isis laughed softly before saying," Well, come on Zu so we can pack your shit." With that she left the apartment.

"Uh...Just out of curiosity who is the actual owner of this apartment..." Zuka asked getting a quick answer. Everyone was pointing to Shikamaru sitting in one of the chairs across from his couch including Shikamaru himself. Zuka sweat dropped again saying, "Name?"

Shikamaru took a big swallow of ice-cream before answering the question asked.

"Shi'amaru," he tried his best to say through another mouthful of ice-cream.

"Thank you." She added smiling as she left.

Everyone turned they're attention back to the t.v. even though their were somewhere else...somewhere perverted evil grin.

"Where's Neji," Shikamaru asked noticing that he was no longer on the floor next to him.

Lee answered by saying, "He used his 'byakugen' to see through Isis's and Zuka's clothes and went to the bathroom to stop his nosebleed, and rub out the efects of being a youthful jounin with a youthful spirit."

"English," Naruto said getting annoyed quickly.

"He got a youthful boner," Lee said, starting to laugh. The other men started to laugh.

After gaining control over their laughs, they all looked up to see Neji looking a little tired and they started to laugh again. Neji looked confused he wanted to know what the joke was. Then he realized what happened earlier and he gave Lee a death glare. Though Lee was too busy laughing along side the other men to notice.

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Second Chapter!11 Yay. Muuuuch longer than the first. heh, Shikamaru is gonna have a time living with a woman.

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