Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits

(by tikitikirevenge)

Disclaimer: The disclaimer of the story below this is probably funnier. Read that one instead.

2

Twenty minutes later…

Falco walked into the kitchen to find Mario washing lemon pie off his face.

"Hey, there, Mario," said Falco. "What's with the face?"

"What is with-a the face," said Mario angrily, "is that-a some of our fellow-a Smash Brothers have gone mad!"

Falco snorted. "Yeah, right. Seriously, what happened?"

"Peach and Jigglypuff have-a put a pie into my face!" complained Mario.

Falco shrugged. "Some people, I guess. But really, what do you expect? It's downtime from the tournies, and people get bored. And it's not like they…"

Falco waved a hand around the side of his head head to indicate to Mario 'they're crazy, noob'.

"Hiya, Falco! Hiya, Mario!" said Peach, walking in, still wearing her cardboard mask. "It's us – the infamous Kisser Bandits!"

"That's what they're doing?" snorted Falco.

"Be-a careful," said Mario, backing away.

"Mario!" said Peach happily.

Mario ran away.

Jigglypuff ran into the room with a stocking over her head. She couldn't actually see through the stocking, so she ran headfirst into the wall next to Falco.

"Careful," said Falco, pulling the stocking off.

Peach smiled at Falco.

"Okay," said Falco, "well, I'm going to go and practice my shooting. I'll see you two around."

Peach opened the fridge, pulled out a banana, opened it, ripped the peel off, and put it down on the ground in front of Falco.

Peach and Jigglypuff giggled conspiratorially.

"Wait…" said Falco, "you expect me to step on this?"

Peach and Jigglypuff nodded.

"You two really are idiots," said Falco.

Peach and Jigglypuff stood there smiling.

"I'm not going to step on it," added Falco.

"Aw," said Peach, her face falling. She looked at Jigglypuff. "Attack, fellow Kisser Bandit!"

Jigglypuff jumped up to Falco's head and pressed her mouth into his eyes, completely blinding him.

"AH! Get off!" shouted Falco, waving his hands around, trying to pull Jigglypuff off his face.

"Go Kisser Bandits!" cheered Peach, waving a pom-pom. The pom-pom was purple.

Falco stumbled forwards, slipped on the banana peel, and fell forward, hitting the ground hard. Only Jigglypuff's bouncy body stopped his beak from breaking.

Jigglypuff let go and ran back to Peach. They both giggled and pointed at Falco.

"I can't believe you fell for that banana peel trick!" laughed Peach.

"Iggly ig jig pug puh… piggly fuji!" added Jigglypuff.

"You made me," gasped Falco, glaring at them, and slowly getting up. He balled his hands into fists.

"Kisser Bandits strike again!" said Peach, running out with Jigglypuff.

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