Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits
(by tikitikirevenge)
3
Fourteen minutes later
"So what you're saying," said Link, "is that Peach and Jigglypuff are running around being stupid."
All the Smashers had convened in the lounge room to hear what Mario and Falco had had to say.
"Yep," said Falco. "Like total idiots."
"Like-a he said," added Mario.
"What's so surprising about that?" said Link. "They always act like total idiots anyway."
"Not always!" said Mario. "I mean, she's a little bit on the dim side, but Peach is-a not that crazy."
"Pika pi chikipi chupi pui," added Pikachu. (Jigglypuff isn't like that, either. In fact we're going quite strong.)
"Pardon?" said Kirby, pausing with a bagel halfway down his throat.
"Pika… chipika uchi…" (At… doubles in tennis… yes…)
"Oh," said Kirby. "Oh, okay."
"So Jigglypuff is behaving weirdly, too?" said Link.
"Yep," said Kirby. "Jigs isn't like that, and believe me, I know Jigs."
"Pika pich chu?" said Pikachu. (What's that supposed to mean?)
All the Smashers conferred amongst themselves.
"Someone's going to have to bring them to their senses," said the Ice Climbers simultaneously (in a really freaky way).
"Yes," said Link. "Someone needs to be in charge. I nominate Link."
Everyone murmured in agreement.
"Okay," said Link. "First, we find Peach and Jigglypuff. Then, we do some sort of psychiatric treatment to get them back to their not-so-crazy selves."
"Yay!" cheered everyone.
Peach and Jigglypuff walked into the room.
"There they are!" said Link. "Stop them!"
Peach and Jigglypuff pulled out water guns and started squirting everyone with them. The guns were filled with blackcurrant juice.
Everyone gasped in horror.
"Oh, Goddesses, not blackcurrant juice!" gasped Zelda. "That vile substance stains! And it tastes horrible!"
"Dive for cover!" shouted Link.
Everyone dived under the tables.
Jigglypuff walked up to Link and kissed him on the cheek. "Iggly jiwig jujip ipug!" she shouted, doing a little jig.
"What?" said Link.
"Kisser Bandits strike again!" explained Peach.
"Ah," said Link.
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