Peach and Jigglypuff, Kisser Bandits
(by tikitikirevenge)
4
Scheven seconds later
"Egad!" cried Zelda. "There's blackcurrant juice all over my regal dress!"
"And there's juice covering my racing suit!" said Captain Falcon angrily.
"They threw juice all over my… patchwork tunic rag… thing…" said Link.
Everyone ran around, panicking.
In the confusion, Peach and Jigglypuff slipped out, giggling.
Eventually, the turmoil died down.
"Wow," said Mario. "Those two have-a definitely snapped."
"Yep!" said Samus. "Let's go kill them!"
Link stared at Samus.
"Yes?" said Samus.
"Aren't you a bit… trigger happy?" asked Link.
"Excuse me?" said Samus.
"Do we really need to kill Peach and Jigglypuff?" said Link.
"Well… why not?" said Samus.
"Because you don't just kill random people," said Link.
"I don't?" said Samus.
"GYAH!" Link snapped and started slashing at Samus with his sword. It was completely ineffective, because Samus was wearing her certified sword-proof Power Suit.
"Well, if anyone's going to get anything-a done," said Mario, "it will have to be me. After all, I am the real hero. I can put a stop to Peach-a!"
And with that, he gallantly marched out of the room.
"Hey, Zelda," said Captain Falcon, "you're covered with blackcurrant juice."
"I noticed," said Zelda, annoyed.
"Now you have no choice but to go out with me!" he cried in triumph.
"What?" said Zelda.
"I said…" said Captain Falcon.
Zelda hit him between the legs with a coffee table.
"ARGH!" cried Captain Falcon.
Everybody had a good chuckled at Captain Falcon's expense.
"Hehe, that's funny," laughed Samus.
"Yes," said Link. "Now let's go kill the Kisser Bandits!"
Everybody looked at Link.
"Um… I was… joking?" stumbled Link.
"Haha," said Samus, "I've gotten to him."
"What I meant," said Link, "was that we should find those two, hurt them badly, and possibly convince them to return to their normal sane ways."
"Great idea, Link!" said everybody else.
"Did everyone just say 'Great idea, Link', at the same time?" said Link.
"Yes, Link!" said everybody else simultaneously.
"That's… freaky…" said Link.
"O RLY?" said the others concurrently.
"I've gone mad!" cried Link in despair.
Everybody else nodded knowingly.
"This is stupid," said Ness. "Come on, let's go find those two!"
And with a loud cheer, all the Smash Brothers set off to find Peach and Jigglypuff.
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