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Chapter Three- Three Dogs Plus One

Last time:

"OSUWARI!"

"Damn it Ka—."

"OSUWARI!" Each time InuYasha fell, it seemed like the puppy's tail wagged harder.

"Kagome. What did the mutt face do this time?"

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Kagome looked up.

"Oh, hi Koga!" She exclaimed, but InuYasha just muttered something as he got up from his crater. Koga looked from Kagome, to InuYasha, to the dog. Koga's eyes widened.

"What's wrong Koga?" Kagome asked. Koga looked back up to Kagome, with a frown.

"Did you guys have a kid?" He asked, pointing at the dog. Kagome almost fell down, and InuYasha started shouting. Again.

"No way!" InuYasha shouted. "Like I'd let Kagome give birth to that crap!"

"OSUWARI!" Kagome shouted, and InuYasha was pulled down again. Kagome looked back up, facing Koga, who was staring at the dog.

"Is something wrong?" Kagome asked again.

"Where'd you get that thing?"

"Uh… it's my little brother's, but I just brought it with me for a while for everyone." Koga continued to stare at the dog, until InuYasha got up.

"You got something to say, then just spit it out you mangy wolf!" Koga glared at him.

"I can't believe that you'd let Kagome carry this demon around!" There was a long pause, until InuYasha spoke up.

"See Kagome, I told you it was a goddamn demon. Even that wolf agrees with me on this one." Kagome stared both of them down, which made them gulp.

"It. Is. Not. A. Demon." Kagome said, trying to be calm. I am sick of this! This isn't a demon! Koga, not knowing that InuYasha had tried the same thing, spoke up.

"Kagome." Koga started. "Are you sure it's not a demon?"

"Of course I'm sure!" Kagome shouted back. Koga was taken back a bit, but continued.

"Kagome… my nose doesn't lie… I'm pretty sure it's a demon, I mean look at it!" Kagome looked down at the puppy. It whimpered and licked her. Kagome looked back at Koga, who nearly fainted. Dear God, that demon just kissed my Kagome! InuYasha just growled even more. He went up to Kagome, and then pulled the dog away from her.

"InuYasha!"

"Shut up!" InuYasha yelled before she could yell 'sit' again. He was getting ticked off, and Kagome wasn't much happier either, but was taken aback. InuYasha rarely yelled at her like that.

"InuYasha! Give me the dog!" InuYasha growled.

"NO. It's a goddamn dog demon, and I'll prove it to you!" InuYasha threw the dog on the ground, and it whimpered.

"InuYasha!" Kagome shouted, but InuYasha ignored her. The puppy tried to get back to Kagome, but InuYasha stepped in front of it.

"You are so not hiding behind her again." InuYasha growled through his teeth.

"It's not like he understands you, InuYasha!" Kagome shouted.

"Of course he does!"

"How would you know?" Kagome shot back. InuYasha was about to say something, when they heard a jingle. It was the dog's collar. They looked back and saw Koga picking up the dog by the collar. He held it with both hands and shook it a little. Then he held it against his nose and smelled it a bit. He brought the dog's face by his, and frowned.

"Why'd you kiss Kagome?" There was a long pause, and the dog whimpered. Koga grew impatient.

"Why did you kiss my Kagome?" Koga shouted, and InuYasha stepped in.

"Your Kagome? Who said she was yours?" Koga turned around.

"I claimed her if you've forgotten. Now shut up you albino bastard. I'm dealing with the dog. I'll deal with you later."

"What the hell! I don't care if you claimed her! She's not your property!" InuYasha shouted. He grabbed the dog away from Koga, and then Kagome grabbed it from InuYasha. They looked up, and Kagome yelled, face red.

"What is wrong with you guys? It's a dog! A DOG. D-O-G. Dog."

"Yeah. I know it's a dog. It's also a demon." InuYasha retorted.

"I actually agree with the mutt for once."

"Don't scare me you wolf. Kagome's still not yours." InuYasha shot back. Kagome interrupted them.

"It's a puppy. A non-demonic puppy from five hundred or so years into the future. It's not a demon." Kagome said, but her voice was softer now. It's not a demon… right?

"Dog senses don't lie, Kagome!" InuYasha yelled. "It's a demon. We're sure of it."

"You can't prove that it is!" Koga went up to Kagome, and grabbed the dog. The dog started barking and sneering and growling at Koga, but Koga ignored it.

"What're you doing, Koga?" Kagome asked, rather tense. Koga turned around and faced Kagome.

"You're not keeping the dog."

"What?"

"You're not keeping the dog, Kagome. It's for your own safety."

"It hasn't hurt me!"

"Yet. You're not keeping the dog." Koga said. He still held the barking dog, but InuYasha just stood there. When was the last time I agreed with Koga?

"It's my brother's dog!"

"It's a demon, Kagome. You can't keep it!" Koga's voice started getting louder. InuYasha couldn't help but smile. The dog is finally going to leave? I couldn't be happier. For once, the wolf is— Oh shit. InuYasha ran up to Kagome. WHY does she have to cry about this!

"Kagome… don't cry." InuYasha said. He hated it when she cried. Hated the tears. Hated the sadness. Hated the drama. Kagome looked up at InuYasha with fury hidden in her foggy eyes.

"DON'T TELL ME TO NOT CRY! I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!" Kagome turned to Koga, who just stood there, and blinked. "KOGA! GIVE ME BACK THE DOG!" Koga gulped, and muttered.

"No." InuYasha started growling now.

"Just give her the damn piece of albino shit. If she wants it, then give it to her."

"You dog-turd! I can't believe you'll agree to letting her keep the demon!" InuYasha growled.

"She's already crying! Just give that crap to her!"

"Whose side are you on?"

"I still hate that thing, but I'm not going to stand here and let Kagome cry!" InuYasha shot back.

"This dog is a demon! It kissed Kagome, and I'm not about to let it go crawling back to her!"

"I don't want it kissing Kagome either, but it's hers, and it's gone after a damned week, so just live with it!"

"So you're just going to let the demon flirt with her? What's gotten into you mutt?"

"Nothing you mangy wolf. But if actually cared shit about her like I do, you'd give that frigging thing back!"

There was a pause.

A very long pause.

Kagome had heard the whole thing, and there was an awkward silence. No way…

A very awkward silence.

Not even crickets were chirping.

InuYasha stood there.

Kagome stopped crying.

Koga still held the dog.

Suddenly, InuYasha sniffed the air. Not now…Damn it that bastard…Koga sniffed the air. When he let his guard down, the puppy bit him.

"OW. Damn it. You're gonna—." Koga stopped when Kagome picked up the puppy. There was still a long silence. InuYasha picked up his tetsusaiga, but didn't say a word, until Kagome spoke up.

"What'd you smell, InuYasha?" Kagome asked. InuYasha faced her, with a slight blush on his face. Apparently, he hadn't forgot what he just yelled out.

"Something unpleasant."

"Yeah. I smelled it too." Koga added.

"What?" Kagome asked. But before anyone said something, a gust of wind blew.


Hope you liked it... I tried to make it as funny as possible, but it was kinda hard... XD

I laughed a bit when I re-read it though, so I hope you will too

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