One Rhapsody

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece, but I do own this remade version of Bohemian Rhapsody. Basically, I'm starting from the scene where it says "I see a little silhouette of a man" and remake every line after that. Basically, the lyrics are hidden in the quotes. This was inspired by the Star Trek remake, so just remember which scene that one started at and you'll know which scene this starts at.

We take you to a wonderful ocean called the Grand Line. Many powerful pirates sailed here, and the most powerful pirates sailing the Grand Line were the Straw Hat Pirates.

There was a swordsman named Zoro, a navigator named Robin, a sniper named Usopp, a cook named Sanji, a doctor named Chopper, and a… translator or something… named Robin. These pirates were world famous for their 113,000,000 berry bounty.

The captain, Monkey D. Luffy sat on the Going Merry's ram's head and randomly, "I am the captain of the Going Merry Go."

"He is great, he is strong, he is Monkey D. Luffy!" the other members of the crew concurred in unison.

With that, Luffy looked up at Usopp and asked, "Hey fake Captain Usopp, how much time before landing?"

"Do not worry, Captain Luffy, we are almost going to shore, and there will be great food there," Usopp replied.

"What's he wining about?" Sanji asked.

"Gracious chef Sanji-san, will you make me food?" Luffy asked in a happy tone.

Sanji nodded and said, "Yes, Luffy-san, I will cook that food you now."

"I hope we make it to land very soon," Luffy groaned as Sanji whipped up slabs of meat for the captain.

After a while, the kid grew impatient and called, "Sanji-san, are you done cooking my meal?"

Sanji emerged with rows of prepared meat slabs. He handed Luffy one and asked, "One slab, sir?"

"NO, that just isn't enough!" Luffy retorted.

"Two slabs, sir?"

"NO, that still isn't enough!"

"Three slabs, sir?"

"NO, why isn't that enough?"

"Four slabs?"

"That is still not enough."

"Five slabs?"

"That is still not enough."

"That's not enough!" he wined at the top of his lungs grieving in hunger pain, "NONONONONONONO! Nami-sama, Nami-sama, how much further must we go?"

Nami groaned and stated, "Do not worry; we will be there in due time, nakama, nakama, NAKA-!"

After about 2 hours, the crew finally reached land and Luffy looked for the first restaurant he could find. He ran frantically around looking for one place to eat.

"Oh, where is this haven I like to call a food joint?" Luffy asked, "I'm starving so much that you can just leave me to die! Oh, why me? I just wish to be filled up! Why can I not find this fancy place to chow down in?"

Luffy ran all through town looking frantically for a restaurant. It seemed hopeless. Meanwhile, his crew had found a fancy restaurant to dine in (Much to Sanji's dismay) and was enjoying a nice meal.

"Nothing could taste better," Nami stated, "except Sanji's food. That only tastes better, and only that tastes better, than this."

Luffy simply looked through the window and cursed, "Heartless bastards." (The only line you don't have to sing)