The Reasons Why I'm Getting a Divorce
I'm getting a divorce
My husband has more children
With other women
Then I have respectively
And then that pig
Has the gall
To make me
ME
Out as the jealous wife
Ruining all his romances
Chasing the women away
Attempting to prohibit them from
Producing his children
Making the child's life miserable
Well
So maybe I did do all those things
But really those women knew full well
That my husband was married
Though don't believe all my husbands stories
I'm never as mean as he makes me out to being
Besides they were committing adultery
Which makes it all his
Fault
If he didn't have like a millions affairs
I wouldn't be as mad
And I wouldn't be as hard on them
Did you know that one time he tried to blame me
For turning Io, one of his mistresses into
A cow, a real live cow
Hah
I showed him
I made sure that everyone knew that
It was he who turned her into a cow
Although I did make sure she couldn't be turned back
By having someone guard her
In the end she was human
But still I showed
Him
Those are just some of the many reasons
Why I want this divorce
I won't have to put up with
His cheating ways
Ever, ever again
I Hera am divorcing
Zeus