FULLMETAL Romance
By the way, couples will be repeated, none in particular.
Couple of this Fic - EnvyXEd
EnvyXEd? Nuff said. Don't like, don't read.
"Hello, Edward Elric speaking." Ed said, answering the phone.
"Heh. Heh. I know, it'll be so funny."
"Uhm, Hello?"
"Heh. Oh wait, WHAT? He picked up?" There were mumbles in the background. "Uh, I got to go." Edward ignored the phone call for a few minutes until he heard it rignt again.
"Hello?"
"Yo, Edward! This is . . . uhm . . . DESK! Is your refrigerator running?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Well then you're an idiot." The other person hung up, and Edward cautiously put the phone back down. He stared at it for a moment, then shook his head, getting back to work. Until it rung again.
"Hello?"
"You look cute in those jeans."
"Is this a guy?"
" . . . ." The phone went dead again, and Edward rolled his eyes, almost about to laugh. It was actually, ridiculous. The phone rang, once again, and Edward leaned over to pick it up.
"Hello."
"Seven days . . . "
"Envy, I have caller ID."
" . . . "
"Sorry. It was too funny."
" . . . ." - Sobs are heard in the background -
"Erhm! Don't worry, you did great! I'll be home for dinner, and then when I go to work the next morning, I'll unhook the caller ID."
" - Sniff - Promise?"
"I promise."
"Do you still love me?-sniff-"
"Yes, or course!"
"Okay, fine. But I'm NOT calling you again." Envy hung up, and Ed knew in a few minutes, he'd be getting another phone call, claiming it was a drug dealer, or 'Mustang' trying to seduce him. He's already received many calls asking him to convert religions, order pizzas, random surveys, etc.
He should've never given out his number.
Better yet, he should've never gotten a phone.