A/N: WOOO 3 reviews so far. Oh well this is my second chapter, Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't Own EVA so please don't sue me Gainax. Riku Yamashita is all mine though, no stealing . .

"Blah": normal talk

"Blah": thoughts or dreams

Script format (ex. RedBeauty: Asuka): Computer Chat

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Chapter Two, First Impressions

A/N: Thanks go to Lil Jimmy for proofreading this chapter

Misato Household

"Wake up you baka!"

Shinji bolted out of bed knowing the daily routine. Wake up to Asuka ranting on about how he was an idiot, and then make her breakfast, only to get slapped for reasons that baffled him.

"I'm coming…" Shinji whispered trudging towards the door.

"You better have my breakfast and lunch ready before I'm out of the shower… or else!" Asuka demanded, knowing full well Shinji was too much of a wimp to deny her wishes.

"Why doesn't she ever cook herself? She can't possibly cook worse than Misato." Shinji thought as Asuka bolted to the bathroom.

Shinji knew better than to voice his opinions out loud or risk losing his reproductive abilities. Shinji opened the artificial family's fridge in attempt to find some eggs, only to discover it full of beer.

"Uh oh, Asuka is going to be mad." Shinji quietly announced his fate.

"Ughhh… My head… I need some beer for this hangover." Misato walked straight past Shinji, completely ignoring the young boy, grabbed a Yebisu beer and chugged it all in one go.

"YEAAAAGGHHHHHHHH! Now that's the way to start your morning!" It sounded like Misato was trying to wake the dead with her daily morning call.

"My god Misato can't you keep it down for at least one morning. You're such a slob." Asuka had reappeared from the bathroom wearing only a towel leaving little to Shinji's imagination. "Shinji, did you make breakfast yet?"

Shinji knew that once again, he would be blamed for Misato's irresponsibility so he said exactly what he always says in these tight situations.

"Umm… I'm sorry…"

WACK

"Why do you always say you're sorry? Grow a spine for once!" Asuka decided to change before she punished Shinji, in case he got perverted ideas.

"I guess I'll just make some toast then." Shinji decided rubbing the red hand print on his face.

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Tokyo-3 High School

Shinji and Asuka arrived at their classroom barely on time and out of breath. They had run the whole length from their apartment to the school in less than 15 minutes.

"Phew, we're on time." Shinji stated.

"No thanks to you. You're slow cooking almost made us late." Asuka obviously too full of herself to note that Shinji had finished cooking and eating, before Asuka had gotten out of her room.

Asuka went to sit down beside Hikari and Shinji took his spot beside Rei and proceeded to talk to his friends, Toji and Kensuke.

"Hey Shin-man, you hear there's a new student? I hope it's a girl." Toji begins to stare into space imagining some intimate sessions with his dream girl.

"Naw, I heard it's a guy, some teachers were talking about a new male student." Kensuke ruined Toji's daydreaming.

"Aw man? Really?" As the two stooges continued about the new student, Shinji stared at Asuka and wondered why she was always so mean to those around her.

"Hey Asuka, you heard about the new guy?" Hikari inquired her good friend

"Yah, he's supposed to be a real hunk, perfect for you Hikari." Asuka teased, causing the class rep to blush.

The teacher then walked in carrying a small note.

"RISE"

"BOW"

"SIT"

The class rep's demanding voice caused every individual to pay attention. The class simultaneously performed the daily routine of respecting their teacher.

"Class, we have a new student that will be joining our classroom. Please ensure," the teacher took a quick glance at the note in his hand." Mr. Yamashita feels comfortable in our classroom, and I expect one of you too show him around the school."

"That is not necessary but thank you for the offer." Came the reply from outside the classroom door.

"You may come in Mr. Yamashita."

The whole class watched as the new student appeared in the classroom. His black hair hung loosely beside his face. He was wearing black pants and white shirt – the appropriate school attire – yet a pair of sunglasses hid his eyes. Sliding a hand through his dark hair, he strode to the front of the class.

"Hello, my name is Riku Yamashita; I recently moved from Tokyo-2 to Tokyo-3 and am honoured to be attending your high school." He scanned the class from behind his sunglasses, a forced smile on his face, yet he managed to cause quite a few girls to blush.

Asuka wasn't affected by this newcomer, or his athletic body. She was certain that he was just another pervert like most of the immature boys in her school. No one could match Kaji's manliness. Asuka let out a sigh just thinking about the older man.

Shinji, on the other hand, sensed this boy too be a fake. The persona he portrayed was definitely a fake. Even his smile looked strained to Shinji arousing some suspicion.

Shinji could swear he felt an evil aura surrounding the seemingly kind boy, yet he could not pin point why. Typically, Shinji ignored his sixth sense thinking he had no right judging people he had just met. "I need to sleep more."

Rei just stared out the window, barely even noticing there was a new person in the class.

"Riku, you may take any seat you wish." The teacher informed Riku.

"Yes sir, thank you." Riku quickly scanned the room for empty seats. Noticing one beside Shinji, he dumped his belongings on the desk and sat down.

Riku opened his school laptop and started "Microsoft Word 2016". The teacher, as usual, droned on about the history of second impact and how it happened. As time went by, he became bored of the teachers dull lesson.

Asuka glanced at the new boy in class and noticed he was starting to doze off. Snickering, she quickly opened the schools messaging service and selected his name.

DING

Riku instantly sat straight and turned off his computers volume causing snickers from the class and a scowl from his teacher. Investigating the source of the noise, he realised a class mate had sent him a chat invite. He hesitantly accepted the invitation and a chat window popped up.

RedBeauty: Hey new guy, how's it going.

Riku stared at his computer screen, thinking of what to do.

RikuYamashita: What the hell is wrong with you? That old man is god damn boring what did you expect me to do, listen?

JockStrap: LOL. That boring geezer could bore someone too death.

ClassRep: That "Boring Geezer" is teaching us valuable information!

MechaLover: Actually, pretty much every thing he is teaching us is a lie, you guys know that.

Riku raised an eyebrow.

RikuYamashita: A lie eh?

CelloPlayer: Asuka, are we really allowed to tell him?

RedBeauty: GROW A FREAKING SPINE BAKA! I'm leaving…

RedBeauty has signed out

ClassRep: Don't worry, I'll calm her down, don't talk about anything perverted you guys . .

ClassRep has signed out

JockStrap: Uhhhhh yah…

Mechalover: Hey Ayanami-san, why don't you tell Riku about your jobs?

IceQueen: As you wish.

A few minutes later, Rei had finished explaining to Riku about how the piloted 55 feet behemoths and saved Humanity as we know it.

CelloPlayer: It's a good thing we don't have to pilot those things anymore.

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The bell indicated the end of class and beginning of lunch in Tokyo-3 High School. All students packed their belongings and head towards the cafeteria except for a certain blue haired girl. Riku walked up to Rei's desk and bent over so he could look Rei in her red eyes.

"Hello old friend, how would you like to spend lunch with me?" Riku spoke as though he had known her since childhood.

"I'm sorry; I don't believe I have met you before today. As per your request, I must decline." Rei spoke in monotone causing Riku to be displeased.

"As you wish, let me know if you change your mind." Riku readjusted his sunglasses and head towards the cafeteria.

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Lunch

Riku had purchased a lunch and began his search of Shinji, Asuka, and Rei. After searching for quite some time, he managed to find all three and there friends under a large Cherry Blossom tree. Asuka was punishing Shinji for forgetting her lunch and Shinji was too much of a wimp to admit it was not his fault. Rei just watched the seen unfold and did not rescue Shinji from the Devils hands.

"Are you dumbasses still fighting?" Riku interrupted only to get a glare from Asuka and a pleading look from Shinji.

"What are you doing here!" Asuka bluntly demanded.

"What, you are going to let little old me sit all alone? I didn't even think a bitch like you would be that cruel." Riku smirked knowing he had Asuka trapped. "I'm sure Ikari-san won't mind."

Seeing this as a way out of torture, Shinji quickly asked Riku too join him.

"Thanks a lot Yamashita-san, you saved me." Shinji graciously thanked Riku.

"No problem, oh and call me Riku."

"O-Ok Yama...Riku." Shinji was surprised the new guy would become his friend so quickly.

Asuka, seething in anger for having her punishment interrupted stalked towards her new prey. With every step she took, her face further contorted to that of a crazy women. "Blood will be shed today" was her only thought as she stopped in front of Riku Yamashita.

Riku felt a sense of foreboding as two slender legs appeared in front of him. Looking up from his food he saw the red that overcame two beautiful blue eyes. He saw the girl's mouth open and her chest rise as air rushed into her lungs. Cursing every god he could think of, he remained in his position looking up at his punisher. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew the devil girls skirt upwards giving Riku an excellent view of her undergarments.

"Red…" Riku announced smirking yet immediately realized his mistake. "I hate you God."

Asuka screamed in pure rage and used one hand to hold down her skirt while she flung her palm at Riku's face knocking his sunglasses off and leaving a large red mark on his face. Riku slowly turned his face back towards Asuka, revealing two bright, golden eyes.

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A/N BWAHAHAHAHAHHA that's it for this chapter… Once again, please R&R. Also, if anyone would like to help proofread the story, let me know. I want proofreaders that are NOT afraid too judge my writing yet can do so in a mature, and literate manner. Thanks a lot.