Chapter 4. Of Farts, First Kisses and What?!

Author's Note:

This chapter is rated M for Malanding scenes. (Only fellow filos will get this lol)

Uh, it's uh itty bitty teeny weeny mature?

Kidding. Sliiiiightly more than that.

Or atleast for my standards. . Please dont get mad at me!

But oh, fluffy scenes with Mikey finally!

(Apologies for the cursing throughout the chapter)

English is not my first Language so please apply tolerance on my grammatical errors.

Enjoy reading~

Same day

Bonten Car,

Somewhere in Tokyo

Kakuchou wants to throw away the taiyaki he's holding while watching the two idiots in front of him. They're currently outside the club and is supposed to be on their way back to their base but for some stupid reason, these two arguing who gets to hop in first.

"Are you stupid? You're a guy! You're supposed to open the car and let me in first Ugly! That's what gentlemen do!"

"Well thank freaking gods I am not a gentleman! So I get to go first!" He shouted back, glaring down on her.

The girl looks affronted, pulling out a tissue from her bag and wipes her face. "Will you please stop shouting Ugly?! Look! You're spitting some saliva on my face! Ugh. Disgusting."

Kakuchou almost snorted as he saw Rindou literally pull his hair out of frustration, ruffling his mullet. Not waiting for him to start another round of argument, he spoke.

"Are you two idiots gonna climb the fucking car or should I leave you both here? You're creating a scene. "He glances around.

As if realizing that people are watching them, Pace composes herself immediately glared to Rindou who looks at Kakuchou, not wanting to lose this argument. Exhaling hard as his patience is running thin, Kakuchou nods. "Fucking open the door Rin, we need to go."

Pace – 1, Rindou - 0

Puffing up his cheeks in defeat Rindou goes in to the car but slams it back before Pace can go in.

"Fucking hell!" she immediately shouts, obviously shocked at that. Rindou dramatically opens the window and gives her a once over.

"Oh, I'm sorry. My hand slipped." Then brings out a a Gucci shades from his suit's inner pockets and proceeds to dramatically wear it.

Pace – 1, Rindou – 1

Pace who can't believe at the audacity of the guy in front of her looks like she's close to exploding but stops and closes her eyes muttering quietly as she tries to regulate her breathing.

"You won't stoop to his level. You won't stoop to his level. You won't stoop to his level.. You won't fucking stoop down his level."

Kakuchou could faintly hear what he is saying and snorts at it. Seemingly done composing herself, she glances at him. "Shall we?"

He can't help but chuckle softly at her subtle way of making him open the door, but he does what she wants anyway. Climbing inside after her, the car immediately moves and they were swept with a tense silence. He wonders how long it'll last.

No one spoke for a few minutes when I tiny grumble of a tummy was heard.

…

"Pft. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA" Rindou and Kakuchou couldn't hold back their laughter at the hilarious situation. The girl was clearly hungry but seems too prideful to even ask for the taiyaki that Kakuchou was carrying.

"Don't laugh at me!" Pace shouts but the two continued laughing at her expense when they heard another sound.

"FRRRT"

The two of them suddenly sat properly after that, as Pace stared accusingly at Rindou.

"Did you just fart?"

"I did not!" He shouts at her defensively.

"Are you implying Mr. Kakuchou here farted then?"

"No!" He said panicking, as he sees the deadly look on their number 3 is giving him.

Pace dramatically sighs as if thinking hard then glances at their driver who shakes his head at her in the rearview mirror.

Kakuchou snorts as she dramatically glances at Rindou who now removed his shades and is massaging his temples avoiding eye contact.

"You know Ugly, farting is natural. It's part of the human nature so there's nothing to be ashamed of. Just be thankful that it was loud one. I recently read on the internet that if your fart is loud, it smells less. Imagine if you did it silently while we're all inside? We'd all probably die."

"Shut up, Psycho-bitch."

"Sorry Fartgly, can't. I need to distract myself from the thought of this car having a weird smell."

"Don't call me that! And you told me it smells less if it's loud!"

"Exactly. Less. Not nothing."

"Kakuchou, please. For the love of motherfucking god, will you please shove three taiyaki down this girl's throat? Just….. Shut her up."

Pace 2 – Rindou – 1

Smirking, Pace gives him the side eye before mouthing something.

"I win."

Needless to say, the journey to the Bonten base has been silent after that.

Bonten Base, Underground Tokyo

Manjiro "Mikey" Sano is currently enjoying his downtime in his office. His problematic executives are currently out for some errands for him and the only ones left at the hideout are Mochizuki and Takeomi. Both men were spared because they never pissed him off last night. Too bad he had to send Kakuchou with Rindou with some errand though, but his number 3 knows he's not really being punished anyway.

Mikey lays his head on his office chair out of boredom and sways it.

"Rindou and Kakuchou are on their way back. They said they have something for you." Takeomi informs him.

"Tell them I'm full and I don't need any food."

"Kakuchou told me it's not food but you'll definitely like what it is."

Brows raising at skepticism, Mikey just nods his head along. "I doubt it, but sure."

Chuckling at his answer, Takeomi puts his phone back to his pocket as he stares at him.

"So…."

"What?"

"Would you like to talk about what happened last night?" Takeomi asks as he puffs his cigarette.

Sighing at the mention of last night, he exhales before he answers him. "Which part?"

"The part where you lost your cool at my brother and stormed off?"

Mikey bites his lip at that. He doesn't know where to start.

"I was just disappointed."

"On which part?"

Glaring at Takeomi for making him explain, he leans back his head on his seat. "I thought she was the one who called me you know." He admits softly. "I was actually freaking out a bit since I don't know what ill say to her later on, especially on national tv. But for a moment, I wished it was me."

Takeomi nods in understanding and he continued "But at the same time I was relieved too. I was scared I might say something stupid she'll think it's uncool and leave me."

"You definitely got it bad huh?"

"I'm not saying I love her immediately. God no. I've loved enough people in my life and look what happened to all of them? My family all died. My friends? I had to leave them to make them happy." He sighs. "I'm scared. Of what could happen to her if she gets too close to me. To us. But at the same time I like her too much my heart beats so fast whenever I think about the smiles she gave me that night."

Still staring at the ceiling, he continues. "I know it's too fast. We barely talked to each other but at the same time, she arrived the moment I was so ready to succumb more into my darkness. She's like this fucking sun burning so bright smiling up at me and all I can do was bask into it. I want to keep her to myself and only for me."

Mikey is thankful it was Takeomi listening to him at the moment. As much as he revels in Sanzu's undying loyalty or even Kakuchou's levelheadedness in every situation, Takeomi is the only one who listens to him without being biased at all. He won't think of him as weak or anything. Not that his members would ever think like that to him, but as their leader he knows he needs to be someone they look up to.

Good thing he is Bonten's advisor.

He tries to avert his mind from thinking of another person who could've been with him at times like this. He just hopes wherever Ken is, he's happy now.

Takeomi just nods at his statement then pulls something out of his pocket to give to him. Wordlessly taking it, Mikey sees a scrawl of Mochizuki's writing with a bunch of random numbers.

357021 1397148

"What's this?"

"Those are the numbers dictated by Pace during that pseudo-phone call with your impersonator."

Eyes widening at the mention of it, Mikey thinks hard on what could this mean. But he's no genius, Mikey hated math during school so he definitely will need assistance decoding this.

Chuckling at his obvious struggle Takeomi takes another hit at his cigar. Mikey glares at him in irritation. Looks like he doesn't need to decode it, his advisor knows what this bunch of numbers mean.

"Must you?" he asks irritably.

"You look lost staring at the paper it's funny." He laughs softly. "The bunch of numbers are actually coordinates. Mochizuki asked Ran to check it for him and the guy found it immediately. It seems like, the girl wants you to look for her. The pinpointed area is actually a quaint taiyaki place in Shinjuku. East Shinjuku to be exact."

His attention whips back to Takeomi's face as his mind realizes the implication of what he said.

"That's the area where Rindou and Kakuchou went this morning."

"Bingo."

At that moment his office door opens with a bang.

"Special Fucking Delivery!" Shouts Rindou dragging a pouting Pace with him.

The woman stumbles inside as Rindou pushes her in. Immediately composing herself, the girl glares at Rindou then looks at the interior of the room before her eyes settles from Takeomi to him.

"Hottie." She calls him with a serious tone.

"Baby."

At the mention of his endearment, Pace's mouth purses a bit.

Mikey quietly observes as Takeomi stood up to leave, nodding at him and Pace who didn't seem to notice him since she's busy staring at his face.

He drags Rindou along who made himself comfortable at his couch, eating nuts from the table like he's watching a tv scene.

"Up you go idiot."

"What? I did not bring her here just to stand there! I wanna watch some drama!" he exclaims but Takeomi gets a hold on his suit's lapel and pulled him out.

Nodding again to thank him, the door finally shuts giving him privacy with this girl.

Time seems to stop by as Mikey stares at her wide gray eyes then they both spoke.

"You didn't show up."

"You called someone else hottie."

A pause, like trying to process what she hear from him and then Pace immediately stomps her feet at that.

"I didn't know your number!"

"Are you raising your tone with me?"

"No! Are YOU raising your tone with me?"

"Yes!"

He's already standing from his seat out of frustration. Is this what his Executives felt when arguing with her that night?

She blinks. "My god Hottie, you look hot when you're angry like that. Wanna make out?"

Mikey could only groan in frustration with this woman. At this rate, his hairs will turn all white before he even turned 30.

Pace, finally exhales then settles down her bag to the side. Walking closer until she's in front of him, she tilts her head to stare at his eyes with those wide grey eyes of hers.

Then suddenly she touched his face and massaged his brows.

"Your brows are scrunching Hottie. As much as I like the "I am angry" kind of look because like I said you look hot with it, I don't want you getting mad at me." She pouts as she pulls back her hands but Mikey, who was frozen in shock gently wraps them around his shoulder.

Not knowing what else to do, she only blinks at him then smiles.

This close, Mikey could even see the small mole near her mouth. Her lips looked a bit dry, he wanted to wet them- especially the bottom one. But what stood out the most to him is her eyes. Always. She looks so goddamn natural Mikey feels like his breath is being taken away.

Fuck. Mikey thought. I am so whipped.

Turning his head sideways, Mikey kissed her warm palm causing for her cheeks to flush. The corner of his lips turns up at that but he decides to let go of her to make his abnormally beating heart to calm the fuck down.

"This is the part where you're supposed to lower your head and give me my first kiss you know?" She says teasingly at him.

Taken aback by her statement he leans down on her level because this is one heck of a smol woman he is with.

"Why not do it?"

Pace didn't hesitate to grab the lapel of his shirt and put his lips on hers.

At first, she stiffened at the touch. Damn. Her lips were just as soft as Mikey imagined them to be. And sweet.

Definitely sweet.

Slowly, he felt her body ease into his, making him smile. Tilting his head, Mikey took time kissing her. Hands making way towards the curves in her waist, then to her back. One of his hands traveled up to her arms, shoulders, neck and her face. He caressed her cheeks while he used his other hand from her back to pull her closer closing their gaps.

She moans and he took that opportunity to plunge his tongue in her mouth. This seems to make her shudder and it made him smile again. Her hands around his shoulders tightens a little more clinging into him. He realizes he like this so damn much.

Mikey knows based on the interview that she was never been kissed before. He could feel her inexperience which only made him more addicted. He doesn't wanna stop. But she's new to this.

When he pulled away, she tried to catch her breath while Mikey calms himself down before he jumps on her right then and there. She had an on dazed look- with her eyes half closed and lips swollen from kisses- tempting the fuck out of him too.

"How's that for you first kiss Baby?"

"Oh my god?! I finally fucking lost my first kiss! Oh my god?!"

Chuckling at her use of profanity, Mikey clips some stray hair from her face behind her ears. Pace who's still half dazed stares at him.

"Why the fuck is it so good?"

He can't help but laugh at her reaction. "Really?"

She eagerly nods then started pushing him to sit at his office chair. After seemingly debating for a bit, she decides to straddle his lap.

"Can we do it again? Please?"

Shocked by her action, Mikey could only stare as her. Wide gray eyes were lit with a mischievous twinkle in them, eager with anticipation.

"Are you sure? That was just your first one you know."

"Well, the more reason we need to do it! I need to fucking practice Hottie."

She then wiggles herself to get into better position on his lap. Mikey can't help but groan at the contact of her lower region to his groin. "Stop wiggling please baby."

"What? Why? I read on the internet that men like that. Am I doing it wrong?"

"Why are you even reading those kinds of things?"

Like deer caught in headlights, she sheepishly answers. "Uh… research purposes….? hehe."

Laughing out loud at her absurdity, he grabs her face and immediately kissed her lips again. Pace was still getting to used to it, but was very responsive. His kisses lowered from her face to her neck. Mikey was tempted to bite a bit; her neck looks delectable but he restrained himself.

Getting back to her mouth, he started kissing her more and bit her lips which made the small girl on top of him moan. Gripping his hair, she started grinding her hips to his groin making Mikey pull back from their kiss to groan at the contact.

It feels fucking good. He gripped her hips to stop her, but Pace has other ideas. She started shrugging of the jacket she's wearing leaving her with a black crop top inside. She guides his face to kiss on top of her clothed breast. Getting the cue, Mikey kissed the exposed skin in front of him, lowering his and one of hands went to her right breast to massage it.

Pace started moaning at the contact and grinds at him more moving her hips on rhythm with his groin. Mikey feels himself harden a lot more at that.

"Mmmmmh, fuck. Hottie." She grips his face. "Suck it please?"

How can I say no to that?

Like a person drunk from pleasure Mikey just nods then he lowers the cover on her breasts to expose one. Not wasting time, he immediately kissed the top of her breasts then proceeded to suck it.

Pace moans out loud at the action. "H-hottie… Oooohhh!"

"Say my name baby." He tells her as he proceeds to bite at her nipple.

Pace stops from her grinding making him pause too. Looking up to her, she seems distracted staring intently at his face.

"Is there a problem?"

"Uh.. " biting her lips she closes her eyes and exhales before looking back at him with shame. "I still don't know it yet…?" She winces at that.

Mikey laughs out loud at the hilarity of the situation. Here she is, making out with him, clothes half removed but she has yet known his name.

"Manjiro. Manjiro Sano. but you can call me Mikey."

"Hottie." She stubbornly insists pursing her lips.

Instead of answering, Mikey proceeds to bite gently at her left nipple and kiss it while staring at her face. Pace's eyes close immediately, as her mouth opens in pleasure.

"Say it baby…"

"Ma- uh, Mikey…" she moans. He bites again and proceeds to suck it loving how the sounds she makes as she gently rocks her hips on his. "Ooooh, Fuckkkk. Mikey it feels so good."

Mikey tries so hard to control himself from carrying her to his adjacent bedroom then and there. Instead, he proceeds to kiss her other breast too, while guiding the grinding of her waist against his groin.

"Ooooh. Ohhhh. Fuck. There. Suck it pleaseee"

Well damn, she's sounds so hot moaning like that.

Suddenly though, they were interrupted by a knock.

"My King? We're back from the errand you sent us!" Sanzu excitedly speaks at the other side of the door.

Immediately, Mikey stops what he's doing fearing that he'll barge in inside. But Pace proceeds to continue grinding making him groan. "Fuck, Baby. Stop." He told her but her eyes look pleadingly at him while still moving her hips. "Oooooh shiiit. Ohhh."

Mikey's eyes get wide at the sounds she makes as she seems to ignore the person at their door. Worried, Mikey grips her waist to stop her and she proceeds to just look grumpily at him but stayed silent.

Sanzu, who was still waiting from the other side of the door calls him again. "My King…?"

"What is it Sanzu?" he sighs and finally answers.

With as hesitant voice, he asks him "Uh, I heard some groaning. Uh, are you ok?"

Mikey could feel his blush climb up from his neck. How can he answer that?! He knows how his number 2 can get cathartic at times and he certainly doesn't want that to happen while he's on his current position. He looks helplessly at Pace, who's smirking on top of him.

"Tell him you're watching porn."

Deciding to just wing it because he can't think of a better reason, he repeats what she said. "I was just watching porn…."

There's a definite pause at the other side of the door then a sputtering. "O-Ohh. Ohhh. Uhm, ah, Ok. Uh, I think Takeomi was calling me at the smoking room. You uh, enjoy your time there."

Then they hear him run away.

"pft." "HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"

Pace snorts on top of him as he also starts to laugh full time.

Deciding that the mood was ruined, he lightly kisses Pace's lips and fixes her clothes.

"Awww, we're already done?" She looks sad.

"Baby, we need to stop now, ok? We're just supposed to kiss, not full time making out."

Peering at him with sad eyes, Mikey can't help but chuckle. "We'll do this again soon baby ok?" She nods sadly as he helps her fix her clothes. After wearing her jacket again Mikey asks her if she's hungry but she shakes her head.

"Hottie, I'm sleepy."

"I have a couch there. Would you like to lay down baby?"

Shaking her head, she sadly peers at him. "Do you have anything to do? Can I sleep on you like this? I just wanna cuddle."

He nods, as he kisses her head. "I'm just gonna read some documents while you sleep." Kissing her lips again he lays her head on his shoulder. "Sleep tight baby."

*a few hours later*

*Ring. Ring*

"Hmmmm mmmh" the girl on top of Mikey is squirming in her sleep as she tries to find a comfortable position while sitting on his lap, heads on his shoulders.

It's been 3 hours since their make out but she's still sound asleep which makes Mikey wonder, was it really that good or is her stamina just not that high when It comes to those kinds of activities?

*Ring, Ring*

Her phone still ringing, Mikey have no choice but to wake her up. Lightly tapping her thighs that are wrapped around his waist he whispers on her ears. "Wake up Baby. You've got an incoming call."

The girl, upon hearing him just buries her nose more into his neck, breathing in on his scent. "mmmh, schhhmell soo good."

That made Mikey blush a bit.

"Shhh, baby." He wakes her up by holding her face making her look at him sleepy.

Gosh. She's just too cute.

Mikey can't help but kiss her lightly on the lips as she sleepily looks at him.

"Hottie, it's supposed to be a make out kiss before waking me up like that prince did to Aurora."

"I'm pretty sure that's not how it happened to that film but never mind that. You got a call Baby. It seems pretty urgent since it's blasting over for the last five minutes."

She blinks at him. Sleepy eyes slowly getting clearer.

"Oh."

Too cute. Fuck.

Mikey feels his heartbeat getting faster the longer he stares so before he does more things than she can handle, he takes her phone on their side and gives it to her.

Drakey-poo calling…...

"Oh my Gosh…" Pace face suddenly drops into worry after that she hurriedly answers the phone.

"Hello! This is the most beautiful awesome Pace. Please leave your message after the- "

He wants to laugh at nonsense coming from her mouth but she didn't get to finish her words since the person on the other end of the line shouts so loud, even he could hear it.

"WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU L/N F/N!?"

Pace, pulls out the phone away from her ear after hearing that. "Sheesh I think my eardrums just exploded with that."

"ANSWER ME PACE!"

Turning on the speaker phone, Pace answered.

"OK. Okay sheesh Drake! No need to shout!"

"Then tell me where are you since we have a flight to catch up the next hour and we need to go ASAP."

"My fucking gosh Drake. I just had my first ever make out session, which, I'm telling you is awesome as fuck, but you won't even let me enjoy it because we got a flight to go?! Argh!"

Mikey stared ate her, bewildered while Drake seems to pause on the line, trying to process what she just said.

"What. Did. You. Just. Say?" the tone used by the other person seemed very cold.

Mikey gulped a bit upon hearing that tone. If this Drake guy is the same as Draken that he knows then damn, he probably looks red and livid right now.

Widening his eyes, he shook his head to warn her not to tell a thing.

But of course, this is Pace we're talking about. Instead of acknowledging him she just smiled, pinched his cheeks then winked cheekily.

"Silly Drakey, since when did you have a hearing impairment? I told you, I just had my first ever make out session!"

Mikey's eyes widened more after she said that. At the same time, the door on his office suddenly opened with all of his executives getting stumbling down to the floor, caught in the act of them snooping and listening to him from the outside.

Like deer caught in the headlights, the Twins, Koko and Mochizuki immediately stood up, fixed their suits and stayed still while Mikey glared at their audacity to eavesdrop on his room.

Pace frowns upon seeing them but opts to say nothing and just pout as she proceeds to play with Mikey's hair locks. Hearing the person at the other line breathing heavily through the speakers, she seems to finally notice that Drake isn't happy with her revelation.

"Relax Drake, nothing bad happened. Hottie took care of me." Exhaling softly, she laid her head to his shoulders again and proceeded to hug him as she spoke. "Well, I also had my boobs sucked and it was fucking mind blowing. After that I fell asleep. Nothing else don't worry."

A pause, then suddenly Drake is shouting again, voice ringing throughout the room it made Mikey cringe.

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

Smirking mischievously Pace stared at Mikey's eyes as she spoke.

"He sucked my boobs Drake, gosh please keep up. I feel like, you should have your ear check the next time you go to your doctor." A pause. "Hey, have I told you it's mind blowing and overwhelmingly good?"

At the same time, she spoke, Sanzu, who is oblivious to everything that happened inside just walked in the office carrying a stack of documents for Mikey to review. Upon hearing her speak though, he seems to freeze in shock, papers falling on the floor. His mouth agape.

"YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE KING'S VULNERABILITY?!"

But Mikey ignored him as he heard the voice on Pace's phone again.

"Mikey…" Blinking in shock at the tone of familiarity Mikey could only look at Pace's face as the person in the phone speaks again. "I think it's time for us to talk."