By Mandy the Bat
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Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Sega.
WARNING: THE CHARACTERS ARE COMPLETELY OOC! I WARNED YOU! You know...Shadow is too 'I'm-almost-dead-like' and he can't be funny! SO, I CHANGED HIM!
Shadow: Yeah...thank you very much, Mandy!
Me: Shut up you zombie-like hedgehog!
Shadow: I'm not a zombie! I'm just a mature and calm hedgehog!
Me: And crazy too!
Shadow: WHAT!
Me: Ok, that's all!
--Chapter 1: New city, New Life
Dear diary,
Hello! It's me, Shade! Your best friend! Today I'm so sad because I had to leave my old house, my old friends, and my old life...sob! Yes, now I'm here. At my new smelly house, small and dirty! I know that my mother will start from now to clean the house like a crazy, and my dad will start to do his sarcastic remarks like 'This house smells!' or 'Amy? What is this smell of new?' And I'm sure that I will die...very soon! Aaanyway, I have to set my things in my new room, so...see ya!
Shade
PS: You are my birthday present from my mom and dad!
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Dear piece of paper...well, you're not dear! Ok, NOT DEAR piece of paper,
Uh...er...what do you want? Well...the right question is: WHY THE HELL I'M WRITING ON THIS FUCKIN' PIECE OF PAPER! NO, PIECE OF WHITE SHIT! Ok...calm down Shadow...it's only a piece of paper, a useless piece of dirty paper...
Ahem! I'm Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form! Mwahahahahahaha! And I'm simply perfect! I'm writing to you (stupid thing!), it's because my 'dear' daughter Shade had forced me to do this. Well, now I'm at my new horrible house. Shade is walking in the house with an annoyed face. Well...I don't care! My wife, Amy, instead, is running through the house cleaning everything she can find! And I mean everything! Even me! In fact, now she is cleaning around me like if I'm no here or like I'm a statue of some sort. Ok, I'm tired to write to you stupid...stupid...whatever you are!
Aaanyway! Farewell! Yes, farewell, because I'm sure that I'm not going to see you again...YES, I'M COMPLETELY SURE!
Ultimate Life Form,
Shadow the hedgehog
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Dear beautiful pink diary,
HI! It's me! Your Amy Rose! I'm here because I want write to you...my love! Let's hope Shadow won't be jealous! Ok, now, I'm at my new big and clean house! (Shadow: Yeah…BIG AND CLEAN! OH! IT'S SO CLEAN THAT MY EYES ARE GOING TO BURN!) Shut up, brainless hedgehog! Aaanyway, like I was saying before a stupid hedgehog stopped me, I'm at my NEW, CLEAN, AND BIG HOUSE! (SBONK!)...Oh! What was that? (Shadow: Oops!)...Hmm...wait a moment...SHADOW? What are you doing? (Shadow: Nothing!) Shadow! My precious rose of glass! It's broken! SHADOOOW! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! (Shadow: Hmm, this is the right moment to...RUN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! 'SBONK!' 'CRASH!' OUCH! HEY! LET ME GO! I'M SORRY!
And then, silence...
Shadow is dead?
Amy: What did you say? Unfortunately Shadow is still alive! Ok, I think this is the moment to leave you!
Goodbye!
Amy Rose,
The hater of her husband!
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For now, this is the first chapter...did you like it? I don't! Please review! I want know what you think about it!
Mandy
P.S.: Don't flame me because Shadow is crazy-like!