DISCLAIMER: I do not own Saiyuki, and I never will.

Lilian and Goku eventually found the three of them, getting wasted at the bar. "Having fun?" asked Lilian. "Not as much as you did," replied a very drunk Goujo. "I'll sex you up for some beer... heheheheheh" WHACK! Sanzo managed to gather enough energy to whack Goujo on the head. However, Hakkai looked as though he wasn't drinking. "Did you drink at all, Hakkai?" asked Goku, and Hakkai nodded. "I drank more than the both of them combined." No wonder he was so good at poker, thought Goku. He can keep his cool even when he's piss drunk.

"We came down so that we could get the key to the room...I want to take a shower before I go to sleep." Lilian told Hakkai, and he nodded. He passed her the key and resumed drinking. A very drunk Sanzo stood up and went over to Lilian. "Lock the door when you bathe, and sleep with your legs locked." He laughed at Goku and went over to the bartender to bring another round of drinks. Goujo then muttered something about sexy fishes, or something. "Let's go," Goku said, looking back over his shoulder to make sure Sanzo didn't trade his Scroll of Heaven for a beer.

Reaching the room, Lilian picked her spot on where to sleep on. "I guess I'll take this bed...they'll be too drunk to notice where they'll sleep tonight." Goku laughed. "Before you take a shower, can I ask you some questions?" He smiled at her. A bit confused, she nodded. He spoke very fast.

"What's you're favorite color?

"Green"

"Favorite food?"

"Riceballs"

"Favorite season?"

"Winter"

"Taking a shower now?"

"Yeah"

"Can I join you?"

"Yeah"

She blushed, and covered her mouth. "I meant no, of course." He looked at her and laughed. "Riiiiiiiiiiiight." He scoffed at her, and began laughing again. She kissed him quickly and went into the bathroom, but didn't close her door. "Aren't you coming in?" she asked in a seductive voice, unbuttoning her shirt until it showed a little of her bra. Goku blushed, and went towards the door. Right when he was about to put one foot in, she slammed the door shut. "Not yet, pervert!" She mused, laughing at a very irritated Goku. He smirked and yelled, "I wasn't going in anyways!" He cursed mentally. "Damn, so close. But she said 'Not yet'!" He sat on the bed she called hers, and thought about bathing with her. "I'm such a horny pervert," he whispered. "I HEARD THAT!" came from the bathroom. He muttered something, and took off his shirt. It's too hot, he said, and went to sleep on her bed.

Coming out of the bathroom, Lilian saw a very cute (and half-naked) Goku sleeping on her bed. She didn't feel like wearing her clothes to sleep again, so she decided to go to sleep with only her bra and panties on. "I'm going to regret this," she said.

The weather at this time was unusually hot, so sleeping half-naked wasn't illegal. However, it did come with consequences. She placed her opened bag in front of the bed and walked over to the side of the bed.

She got on the plush bed, and pulled the covers around Goku and herself. She snuggled against Goku's chest, and he wrapped one arm around her waist subconsciously. If someone were to walk in on this seen, it would look like Goku and Lilian had plenty of fun while the others were away.

It was 1AM. The three drunkards decided to finally go to sleep, and went upstairs. When they went inside the room, they noticed that the lights were turned off. He crept in, and walked over to the beds. "Wait, if Goku's there, then where's Lilian?" Sanzo asked. Hakkai then pointed to the other side. "They seem to be in the same bed, half—erm—naked." He then pointed to a pair of panties on the floor, right next to Goku's shirt. He walked over to his cot and went to sleep. "I have a plan," said Sanzo, and before they all went to sleep.

It was noon. Lilian and Goku woke up at the same time and looked at each other. "... Goku?" "...Lilian?" Then they looked up. In front of them, Sanzo, Hakkai, and Goujo were staring at them. They looked angry, but Sanzo looked the angriest. Goujo just looked sad. "What happened here last night?" he asked, and Lilian looked over to Goku, noticing that the sheets went up to his hips, and that he was naked above them. She looked down and saw that her bra wasn't on her. She covered herself. "It's not what you think," she said, "h-heh." Goku looked at them and nodded.

"It was hot, so I took off my shirt, and I fell asleep by mistake on her bed." Goku said. Lilian nodded. "I fell asleep instantly, and since it was hot, I stayed like this. My bra must've come off while I was sleeping." She blushed, and covered herself some more. What made things worse, is that a maid came in and saw two half-naked teenagers, and three grown men with hangovers. She went bug-eyed and left the room, quickly.

After a lot of explanation, and forecasts of weather, they all checked out and went over to the shops for supplies. They then got into the jeep, and headed off. Goku and Lilian smiled all the way there. At least they had gotten some good sleep. Every ten seconds Sanzo would look to Goku and mutter something about hormones. "You have to believe us," said Lilian. "Nothing happened. We swear it on... on...BBQ chips." She and Goku nodded. Sanzo then believed them. They would never swear on food unless it was the truth. However, it was somewhat of a lie. Before they had gotten to the room, Goku and Lilian began another heated make out session, then faked sleep when they got in. They both snickered to themselves, holding hands in the jeep.

Goujo looked at Lilian and motioned the words "You could have had me..." with his mouth. She quickly turned her head and looked in the other direction. While looking through the trees, she swore she saw someone. Must be my head, she thought.

Little did she know.

(A/N: Sorry about the shortness, I've been kinda busy. bows)