Once upon a time there was a moose.

That was one ugly moose!

There was also a boy named Percy.

That was one ugly boy!

So the moose ate Percy.

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Well, that wasn't the end.

Percy had a lot of brothers.

Like, a shmillion of them.

Okay, so he only had five.

But that's still a lot.

And he also had one sister.

They all chased after the moose.

So the moose at them all!

That was one mean moose!

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author's note Don't ask.