A Time Lord And Lady

The next morning found the four sitting around the table in one of the many kitchens, eating toast with jam, or in the Jack's case Marmite.

Mickey winced as he sat down on the chair next to Jack and the Doctor. The Doctor smirked and fought down the wild urge to snigger knowingly.

Rose could feel the almost overwhelming amusement coming off her lover in waves, as he eyed Mickey.

Rose turned to Mickey and studied him, she watched as he winced as he moved to find a more comfortable position on the chair he was sitting in.

She frowned as she picked up her mug, as she continued to study him, concentrating on his thoughts.

She took a mouth full, and promptly choked on her tea and sprayed the other occupants at the table, at what she heard.

That did it, the Doctor lost it, and let loose. He threw his head back and roared with laughter, shaking violently, grabbing onto table for balance, in less full back wards out of his chair.

'God my ass is killing me. But dam was it worth it, if it means a repeat of last night's events'

What made Rose choke was the image she received of Jack pounding into Mickey, both screaming and panting.

Rose continued to choke. Jack had to hit on her back to preventing her from choking, as she was going bright red.

The Doctor was far too over come with mirth to notice, that his mate had been on the verge of choking.

As the Doctor calmed down to mere light chuckles, and wiped away the tears of mirth from his eyes and cheeks.

Jack asked puzzled, "Erm, ok what did I miss exactly? What was so funny to have you practically pissing your self with laughter? And Rose choking and spraying us with tea?"

Rose blushed while the Doctor grinned like a manic Cheshire cat. He asked "so how was last night? Obviously memorable if the fact Mickey is having problems sitting down without wincing mind you."

Mickey went the most horrible shade of red, as Jack smirked knowingly. Jack retorted "I could ask you the same question. Was last night any good?"

The Doctor smirked in reply and told him amusedly "well, I don't think I need to answer that, I'm sure you heard the activities coming from mine and Rose's room loud and clear."

Mickey he asked thoughtfully and more then a little curiously "do you all often talk about your sex lives over breakfast?"

He was answered with the other threes laughter. Rose replied through a chuckle "well of course what do you expected when you live with Jack, who is sex obsessed?"

Mickey smirked at Jack and raised an eye brow "obsessed you say? Now that I can believe from the way Rose or the Doctor tended to describe you."

He added "yeah I can really believe it. From the skill you displayed last night, you'd have to be obsessed to perform like the way you did. There probably isn't a second in a day when your not thinking of sex is there Jack?"

Jack grinned leeringly "I did not hear you complain last night when I was slipping-"he was interrupted by Rose, who told him in no uncertain terms, that if he finished that sentence she would inflicted a world of pain upon him.

This caused the Doctor and Mickey to snigger at the wounded puppy look he threw at Rose, who did not bat a mere eye lid.

The Doctor snorted "oh please. What makes you think she'll fall for the puppy dog eyes trick, when I as her mate and bonded can't even get away with that?"

Jack paused "I'm just simply irresistible." He paused "hold on a minute, did you just say mate and bonded, since when have the two of you been mated and bonded to each other?"

The Doctor replied "thanks to the TARDIS, ever since Rose has been changed. And of course last nights activities solidified and strengthened the bond completely."

Jack grinned and nodded happily, while Mickey asked thoughtfully "when you say bonded do you mean connected to each other in some way or other?"

The Doctor replied "we're connected in every single way possible to be connected; if I was to regenerate she would as well, and visa versa."

He added "I can read and feel her thoughts and emotions, and she can read and feel mine as well. We can also communicate telepathically with each other as well."

Jack frowned "when you said yesterday that you could read mine and Rose's thoughts and see our nightmares and dreams, could your previous self do it as well?"

The Doctor nodded "of course all Time Lords and Ladies could do it, Rose now included.

So I don't suggest you get on her bad side, seeing as with some practice and experience she will be able to pick any dream or nightmare you have and examine it fully."

He added with a smirk "my ninth incarnation would often feel the need to smack you stupid when all your dreams would be based completely on sexual encounters weather they were real or truly fantasies."

He added "that has not changed either; I also suffer the exact same urge. I'm exactly like my previous self when it comes to you and your sexual infested dreams thank you very much."

Rose and Mickey cackled madly at the sour and indignant expression upon Jack's handsome face.

Before he could retort with something embarrassingly insulting, the Doctor said "any way, I've decided I'm going to have the TARDIS take us to Barcelona."

Mickey asked puzzled "as in Barcelona the city?" The Doctor shook his head "no, as in Barcelona the planet, famous for its nose less dogs."

So after everyone had finished eating and were ready to begin a new adventure, the Doctor gave the TARDIS the coordinates for Barcelona.