Chapter 2: Why am I soooo intelligent?

Sasuke opened his eyes. Well, he hadn't got eyes anymore, but he felt as if he was opening them. He had dreamt about a lot of nasty things. He didn't remember them clearly, but he was sure that they had to do with a dressed up as a toothbrush Orochimaru that was running after him holding some hydratant cream on his tongue. He tried shaking his head, but he couldn't.

A noise made him fully wake up: the door was opening.

"EEEeeeeeEEEEe"

"HOWCUUUTEYOUARE!" yelled Kabuto going after his absent looking clone that had taken the toothpaste. He was still saying his trademark sentence when he opened the toothpaste and squeezed it. Kabuto didn't mind the chaos that the clone was making as he was too busy hugging him –just as much as the fake Sasuke was 'hugging' the toothpaste -.

Not completely satisfied, the stupid Clone decided to take young Uchiha's toothbrush and to throw it high in the room, towards the lightbulb. Still saying "EEEeeeeEEEee" he caught it after the throw. He kept doing that until the poor object broke the chandelier of the bathroom. Only then Kabuto broke free from his cuteness induced coma and told him:

"ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? YOU BROKE THE CHAN…."

"EEeeeeEEE"

"AAAAAWWW YOU'RE LITTLE AND CUTE!"

Sasuke looked daggers at them. Kabuto made the Clone go away, hugging him, and tried to get a hold of himself.

He did what he had to, he took a shower, he brushed his teeth, he combed his hair and he put his glasses on. Sasuke felt better at the though that at least Kabuto had not a strange behaviour. Then he was lifted and he found himself facing the servant.

"Orochimaru, your toothbrush too is sexy! Why do you make me suffer like that? I love you sooo much…but you never look at me…you're always after that Sasuke bitch.". after that he looked around stealthily and started licking Sasuke. Well, the Sasuke toothbrush, who was having a hard time holding back a scream.

The poor Uchiha boy then saw in horror that Kabuto took HIS toothbrush (the one that now is used by the Clone) and he soaked it into the loo.

"I hope it is the first time he's doing it. Please God, tell me I'm right, please God tell me …"

In that very moment Kabuto got out of the bathroom yelling "I'M DONE!"

Then that Clone jerk entered. Sasuke couldn't hold back anymore: "Don't put that toothbrush in your mouth, got it?"

The idiot looked around saying something new: "Ooooo". Sasuke wanted to scream: "HOW CUUUUTE!" but he restrained himself. He couldn't get caught. The Clone made an idiot face and glared around looking for someone – or something – that would him what to do. "OOooooo"

"Open that cabinet on the right, Orochimaru-sama used to keep in there his new toothbrushes. Throw away the one you're holding and pick a new one!"

"EEEeeeeEE" the nonsense uttering Clone said while he was taking the toothbrush-Sasuke and starting to shake it violently. Then he remembered that he had to complete a mission. He took tha other toothbrush he was holding (the Kabuto-molested one) and he threw it in the loo. He wasn't satisfied with that, so he decided to throw there also three rolls of toilet paper, four Orochimaru's hair pins and Kabuto's glasses. Then he flushed it all and "EEEeeeeeEE" seized a new toothbrush.

"You're good! Now spread some toothpaste on it and brush your teeth."

"O?" said the Clone acting confused.

"Spread some toothpaste on it and brush your teeth."

"O?" repeated the Clone.

"PUT SOME TOOTHPASTE ON THAT TOOTHBRUSH AND THEN WITH SAID TOOTHBRUSH BRUSH YOUR TEETH." Said Sasuke slowly, nearly spelling every word.

"O?" repeated the Clone.

Sasuke was on the edge of forgetting about it when that grateful little being started chafing the toothbrush against the toothpaste he previously spread on the floor (do you remember?).

"D'OH!" screamed Sasuke. The Clone stopped. He had a guilty, sorry face. Two big tears were welling in his eyes. The young Uchiha felt a lump in his throat. He apologized profusely and reassured poor Clone telling him that he had don the right thing, that he was right, nothing should go to waste!

"EEeeeeEEee" smiled stupidly and cutely the jerkish Sasuke-looking boy.

Sasuke, with a real waste of energy, told his substitute how to empty his bladder. The problem was that he emptied it on the floor.

"D'OH!" cried tha last Uchiha heir. The Clone didn't notice it, as he was really putting his mind to watching the yellowish pond at his feet. He smiled and, still obeying to instructions, he took a shower. Two hours later, when the queue ouside the bathroom was reaching the borders of the Oto village, the jerk managed to get dressed in only half an hour and got out, hands clenched around toothbrush-Sasuke.

On the way to the kitchen they met Orochimaru. He caressed the Clone's head, that when requested could grow some really cute kitty ears. Then the Terror of Konoha took his toothbrush and put it back after the same process he had gone through last night.

Once alone, little Uchiha was asking himself WHO THE HELL was acting as him. Then someone entered the Temple (the bathroom). It was Perfindo that, bending down, lost his beard. I mean he lost it all in a go.

Then before Sasuke's 'eyes' Perfindo was discovered: he was Kakashi-sensei. He put his fake beard back in place and said out loud:

"I know someone is trying some new jutsu in this very moment."

Sasuke felt like he was stuck in Orochimaru's mouth again. Kakashi-sensei KNEW. Right then, the famous copyninja got out of the bathroom thinking "I should stop saying random things only because they make me sound cool."

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