Charter 3: Perfindo, oh, Perfindo!
It was evening in the Oto land. "WE GO TOGETHER LIKE DAMMA LAMMA LAMMA DA DINGA KADINGA DONG" was singing the toothbrush. Only him and the Clone were in the bathroom. His substitute was trying to sing along with his master, but he didn't manage to…effectively he couldn't say nothing more than "EEEEEeeeeeeEEEEee OO oo".
"Listen Clone, I need to ask something." Said the pink, snake shaped toothbrush stealthily.
"EeEeEEEEeeee" replied the Clone staring at the ceiling.
"Call Perfindo and bring him here, ok?"
"oOOOOoooo" the substitute only stared at some point above his head. Then he shake his head and was kind of back to a more normal state. Then he shook his head with energy.
True Sasuke then was put back in the toothbrushes glass and started waiting, following with his eyes his Clone. The Clone too was the result of a new jutsu that revolved around the creation of a long lasting clone without a continue waste of chakra. But now Sasuke was starting to think that he had given his clone too little chakra…
The Clone was walking looking for Perfindo. The problem was he didn't know who Perfindo was. His 'brain' had thought, obviously in a less complex way than a normal brain, the following thought:
"Boss wants Perfindo. Who's Perfindo? I don't know, but Kabuto and Orochimaru have always been kind to me. Orochimaru gives me candies. Candies are tasty. The strawberry flavoured ones are the best. Does boss like candies? Everyone likes candies. I bring strawberry flavoured candies to boss."
In five minutes this was all he had thought. He went towards Orochimaru, who had gone to the basement to check on the wine, and he grabbed his sleeve. "EEeeeeeEEEEee" "HOW CUTE YOU ARE! Here you go, four candies!" "EEEeeeeEEee"
"Ah, here comes my brave substitute, has he been a good warrior? Has he acquiesced to my request?"
The idiot substitute gave Sasuke the candies telling him the usual one vowel composed statement.
Sasuke told him off and send him to look for "Perfindo, that bearded bloke!"
The clone had to come back and listen to the order three times and, after the fourth try, Kakashi (aka Perfindo Kuroyama, do you remember?) entered the bathroom on his own free will. The Clone entered with him in the room, saw his Target, grabbed his sleeve and, with a proud look, he yelled: "EEEeeeeEE!"
"Yes, well done, now sit on the loo and don't move."
Kakashi looked stunned at the talking toothbrush ordering Sasuke around. Then he was right? Sasuke had gone nuts because of Orochimaru's experiments? And what about the Sasuke he had found on the floor some days ago?
"Kakashi-sensei, where did you put my body?"
"Stop right there…YOU….YOU are Sasuke! How on Earth…" whispered Kakashi holding the pink toothbrush in his hands. "And now how to come back to your own body? I mean…you have thought about that, haven't you?
"D'OH!"
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By the way, Perfindo is pronounced "Payr-feen-doh" –the Italian way to pronounce it. And EEEeeeeEEE oooOOooo is like "Ay – oh" but don't bother with this nonsense. Not worth the time you'd spend on learning how to correctly pronounce it.