Charter 4: Ok, maybe I'm not so intelligent…
Sauke was really frightened. He didn't like to live as Orochimaru's toothbrush forever. The Clone at the sight of his desperate master started to weep, hugged Kakashi-sensei, who only whispered something like "how cuuute".
"Kakashi-sensei, please help me! Where did you put my body? Maybe if I stay close to it I'll just enter it, right?"
"Your body is in Naruto's care. It's near anyway, on a nearby mountain…"
Sasuke had some ideas about what to do to Naruto if he was conscious while he was at his side.
Kakashi tried to ignore the toothbrush's moans, and was desperately thinking of a way to make Sasuke return to his body. After 30 seconds of uninterrupted thinking, he said out:
"Man, how difficult is thinking. Clone, give my meninxes a good massage!"
The toothbrush woke up from his obscene, wild dreams. He had thought about some "game" that involved toothbrushes, but it ws not the time to think that.
"if you want, I tell you the hand seals I used…"
"Hey! A wonderful idea…why don't you tell me the hand seals you used?"
"With all due respect, Kakashi-sensei, you're a jerk."
"Hey! Another wonderful idea…why don't you just shut up about my IQ."
"No way! You are…"
The Clone's head gave out a little cloud of smoke that –BIFF!- vanished.
"EEEeeeeEEEee E E OoooO OoO!"
"What are you saying?" asked curiously the copyninja.
"He says that he thinks we should use a potion."
"How do you know? Now you even understand his language, given that he actually says somethingat all?"
"I don't know, all of a sudden I DO understand what he says. NO! Please don't tell me I'm becoming like my clone…"
With another BIFF! And subsequent little cloud of smoke, the Clone grabbed Orochimaru's lipstick and "EEEeeeEE oOO!" started writing on the mirror:
"As the hand seals were for the most part of fire, the antidote should therefore be composed by a large quantity of water. Moreover, to help one's mind switch from an object to a living body, it is universally acknowledged that the potion has to contain a lot of wood, as it is, if you know what I mean, the most "living" of the five basical elements."
Sasuke had his eyes just as big as soccer ball. Kakashi took off his mask out of shock. Sasuke, even more shocked, noticed that under Kakashi's mask there was nothing. NOTHING. Neither a nose, nor a mouth. The Clone kept on writing the most complex equations on the mirror, and Toothbrush Sasuke managed to say:
"He is my Clone. I created him! How intelligenti s my child!"
The Clone had still his idiot face on, even when he was writing those brainy things on the mirror. He even managed to grow some really cute kitten ears! (again). Anyway, after having filled the mirror in lipstick, Clone collapsed and started eating Orochimaru's candies.
The copyninja didn't really know anything about math or potions, so he decided to take a picture of the mirror and to send it via MMS to Tsunade, who understood the formulas and answered:
"Who's the genius who wrote this? You are not, that's for sure! Send me the picture of this super-man, so that if I ever meet him I can stop him just to have a looong chat about biology, then I may find out he's my type. I won't be a spinster anymore, MWAHAHA!"
Kakashi read out loud the message. "Geez, it must be hard for her, alwayts seeing her friends happily married while she is still on the shelf because Jiraiya wouldn't propose to her if his life depended on it…"
Meanwhile, Clone had stuck his head in the loo and was happily blowing bubbles in the water. He looked very…entertained, as he continued for like 20 minutes.