Charter 5: Okay, I give up. My brain is as big as a fly drop.

Kakashi had to take away his student. He just couldn't let anyone brush his teeth with a pupil of his, let alone with Sasuke. In order to accomplish that, he created a clone of the toothbrush and replaced Sasuke with the copy of the diabolical object.

Clone: "………OooooO o O ;;"

Kakashi "The 'diabolical object' is the toothbrush."

Clone: "Aaaa! )"

Sasuke looked Clone into his eyes and cried out of excitement: "YOU JUST SAID A NEW VOWEL! You deserve eight candies! Go and extort them form Orochimaru, cutie!"

But shall we get back to the substitution. The new toothbrush was blue and dolphin shaped (if you know what I mean). Young Uchiha was skeptical. He didn't think that Orochimaru could be fooled that easily, unless he had a cataract. But even in that case he would have noticed, as it was different to the touch too.

"Don't you get it? We just have to give it to him as a present, telling him we believe it's about time to change his old toothbrush. He will be moved, he will cry, he will thank us, he will be life-long grateful to us, he won't attack Konoha and we will be adored as heroes." ( a vivid imagination).

"Just for a toothbrush?"

"Of course, or I won't be called Nostradamus anymore."

"Kakashi-sensei…"

SBRANG

"Have you heard it too?" asked Sasuke worried about the noise that seemed to be from the kitchen. It was so loud that a bunch of birds were leaving their nests in terror.

"What?"

"That loud as hell noise!"

"But Sasuke-chan, I was checking in the mirror if I had some white hair, when I'm busy with this crucial process I don't hear of feel anything…"

The Clone entered the bathroom in shock. His expression was the image of pure terror. Kakashi picked Sasuke and ran to check what was going on in the kitchen. He soon regretted it.

"Kabuto…Kabuto…oh…"

"Orochimaru-sama…mmm"

The kitchen table was wrecked on the floor. Its legs, that someone had mis-positioned, had fallen ( the nests-leaving noise). Kabuto and Orochimaru were standing on what was left of the table and were doing , °/° and –guess what!- xy 3 TOO!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Kakashi-sensei, cover my virgin eyes, I BEG OF YOU!"

Clone was not shocked anymore and now was obsverving the scene with a curious look on his face. He didn't really understand what was going on, so he got nearer, he crouched next to them and started staring at them. They couldn't care less and kept doing things so obscene that I can't write them on a crack fic. At that point the copyninja lifted the Clone, held him is his arms, tightened the grip around Sasuke, put his headband on the other eye too and went back to the bathroom. The Clone was trying really hard to copy what he had seen, but as he didn't see the merit in it, he simply forgot it and got back to blowing bubbles in the loo, a thing he found much more funny.

At that very moment Naruto (finally) got in through the window and yelled "SASUKE WOKE UP, KAKASHI-SENSEI, HE JUST WOK..." and he stopped as soon as he saw one more Sasuke blowing bubbles in the loo and a toothbrush with the youngest Uchiha's voice stuttering meaningless words. Naruto went in stand-by, than after some minute he woke up, didn't ask anything and went to the kitchen to drink a glass of water, as he wasn't feeling well.

"NO, wai..." tried to warn his sensei.

Naruto came back even more shocked. So shocked he put the Clone aside and started blowing bubbles in the loo.

"NO, Naruto, how can I kiss you now!" were the last words of the toothbrush before passing out.