Chapter 7: I guess I'm not the only jerk out there!

Sasuke's Body grinned evilly. He glanced at the expressensions of the people around him, looking for the growing curiosity in their faces, fed by is stubborn silence. Finally he started talking and the looks were more and more concerned, ready to catch each and every little unsaid detail blah blah blah.

"You have to know that I was one of Orochimaru's pupils..." but he stopped suddenly, as Naruto had raised his hand and asked: "Can I eat popcrons while you're speaking?" "NO! The moment is heavy of dramatic tension you twit!" "Shoot!"

"Anyway, it all started five years ago, when I was one of Orochimaru's pupils..."

"FIVE YEARS? Oh my...you're old!" said toothbrush Sasuke.

The Body acted as if he hadn't heard Sasuke's comment and kept on going "...Orochimaru's pupils. I had developed a espionage techinique that I thought perfect. I could switch bodies with an object and obsverve everything as the object itself. I wanted to have a look at Orochimaru's evening toilette...so I chose the toothbrush..."

"You're trying to say that five years ago Orochimaru had this very toothbrush? Where did he grow up? It's just impossible that he never heard of Konoha's most popular motto? The three months used tooth brush has to be changed in a rush! (argh...in italian it was soooooooooooooo much better!)" Asked a very shocked Kakashi, then added: "Listen guys, I'd rather have my arms cut off than to hear this boring crap of a story. Can't we just see the flashback?"

"Hey! It's five years I think about how to tell my story!"

"Your problem. If you're boring I can't help it. If you want to keep on ranting do, but I'm definetely watching the flashback!"

FLASHBACK

A boy sneaked in the bathroom. You couldn't see his face, and his hair were tied up in a tight bun. Obviously he didn't want any of you reader to find out his identity. He moved towards the toothbrush and made fifteen hand seals. His body fell on the floor, apparantly soulless. His bun loosened, and he was someone who you very well know. ITACHI UCHIHA. His body lied on the floor foor some time, then he got up and looked around with a diabolical expression in his face.

END FLASHBACK

"ZOMG! THEN YOU'RE ITACHI! YOU BASTARD, I'LL KILL YOUR ASS!" yelled the toothbrush with the foam on his mouth.

Sasuke's Body, from now on called Itachi, looked around in pure shock and asked innocently: "Why? What have I done? Where did my little Sasuke chan go? The one who was always following me around, smiling to me and giving me that wide eyes look and lovely cute smile?"

"YOU! YOU DARE ASK ME! YOU..."

"eEEEeEee OOOooO Aaa EEee"

"Which is?"

"Sasuke, try to think.. if he was a toothbrush, it means that someone switched bodies with him and that someone did all that nasty stuff..."

"As a matter of fact, I'm not that up to date with Konoha's history... since the toothbrush got my body, I've always been inside that glass in the bathroom..."

"You trying to tell me that a toothbrush made my life a living hell? That a toothbrush tied me to my fate of revenge? That a toothbrush wrecked my life? That some random toothbrush can use the sharingan and even the Mangekyou sharingan? A TOOTHBRUUSHH?"

"YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT EVERY TOOTHBRUSH IS A LIVING CREATURE!" asked a shocked nearly dead Kakashi.

"Naah, only Orochimaru's. If not, I wouldn't have felt so lonely in that glass..." whispered Itachi sheding a tear. "Anyway...how are they at home? Mommy and daddy?"

"They're dead. The toothbrush did them in."

"What? And what about auntie and uncle?"

"They're dead too. The toothbrush did them in."
"And my turtle?"

"We ate her when we ran short of food."

"And my teddy bear?"

"The toothrush ripped out his guts and hanged him."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Sasuke was looking for the words to make his brother feel better. Actually, his brother had been the person he hated from the deep bottom of his heart. Strange world. "Ehy, be calm...now you've got my body, so you're the best brother finally, isn't it?". Well maybe he DID hate him.

Over the story was. Naruto woke up and asked "Why is the beautiful Sasuke is crying? What happened when I was sleeping?"

"Dunno...I was checking my hair for white ones..."