AN: Thanks for the idea Daddy's Lil Heartbreaker. I tried to make it somewhat normal compared to the rest. He was another one of those I didn't know much about. LOL Volcano at his house. Oh Jeff you are too funny.

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Danielle was recouperating from her interview with Mickie by trying to get her hyper voice out of her head when the door flew open. She didn't even have a chance to see the guy coming towards her. All she could figure out was that he was a guy.

"Boo!" he said as he popped up from in front of the desk. His hair was all over the place in small braids which made him look as though he could use those braids as lethal weapons.

"Jeff Hardy?"

"Correct," he said as he bent into the letters of his name.

"Are you a cheerleader?"

"What? No. I'm just - an acrobat!"

"Really?"

"Yeah watch this," he said as he bent his body so that his legs were behind his head.

"Very-"

"I'm not done yet," he explained as he then refolded his legs so that he was able to walk on them.

"How did you do that?"

"I removed most of the bones that would prevent me from doing that."

"By yourself?"

Jeff laughed. "No."

"Oh good."

"I had my brother Matt help me."

"Is he a doctor?"

"Yeah Matt a doctor. Then when would he have time to wrestle?"

"So you mean to tell me that you remove your bones so that you would be more acrobatic?"

"Not originally. Originally just most of them broke so I decided, hey, they're broke so I might as well remove them."

"But without having a doctor around you might have seriously injured yourself."

"You so sound like my mom. She was like 'Matt, stop cutting your brother' and I was like 'But mom I told him he could' and she was like 'Well okay then but don't use my good knives' and Matt was like 'Sorry already did' then she was like 'Then make sure you wash them' and I was like - "

"So your mom knew your brother was operating on your and she let him still continue?"

"Yeah because she knows how weird it would have been if I would have only left in half a bone. Geeze, you're not too quick on this kind of stuff."

"Sorry just not used to the idea of home surgery."

"I could get Matt over here and we could remove some of your bones so you could do this."

"No."

"How about just one bone?"

"How about no?"

"So tomorrow?"

"No! N-O."

"I can spell that too," Jeff said as he once again started to twist his body into the letters.

"I hate to say this but you pass. If all you're missing is a few bones, it's better than most of these people. Here's your paper."

"For..."

"Paper to give to Mr. McMahon that says you can still wrestle."

"Oh yeah. Alright then, outtie." Jeff grabbed onto his ankles and started to roll out of the door. He was very flexible.