Chapter 8: if this is the genius filled Uchiha clan...
After the shocking truth uttered by Itachi, Sasuke felt just like an avenger tied to a stupid fate. He could so see himself telling his future pupils: "...and so I killed the toothbrush that wrecked my life!". No one would buy it.
"Listen brother, why don't you just give me this body as a present? It's really aerodynamic! Besides it's beautiful, it makes me feel cool as hell..."
"NO FUCKING WAY! That's MY body and you're definetely giving it back!"
"Pretty please!" (uff...in italian i could make a wonderful double sense just naming the body "peter"! Non quel doppio senso, pervertite! )
"AAaaaaw, come on! Just to bring back the clan to its ancient grandeur! You've got such a cute, angel like face...every girl in her right mind would fall for me!"
Sasuke would have liked Kakashi to beat the hell out of Itachi without desfiguring is cute angel like face, but he disinclined to acquiesce to the request.
Meanwhile Naruto was trying to figure out how to follow Kakashi's plan for switching the toothbrush before Orochimaru's evening toilette. By the way, the snake shaped man's Dark Hideout was filled with heart breaking weeping. If you really put your mind to it, you could hear the Terror of Konoha crying "WHERE IS MY LITTLE, CUTE, ADORABLE SASUKE CHAN?". It looked like he was done having fun with Kabuto and was looking for his second favourite passion: the Clone.
"EEEeeeeEEee OOoooOO A O O O!"
"Which is?"
"He says it's better to bring him back, so he can get the ingredients and keep an eye on Orochimaru."
All of a sudden, Naruto jerked forward and took Sasuke from Kakashi saying "Perfect, and by the way, when we will deliver the new toothbrush I will keep you forever in my chest pocket, with me, forever...I don't give a damn if you're a toothbrush, I love you anyway! I would love you even if you were a toilet brush! I...I...oh, Sasuke..." in that very moment he was holding Sasuke right before his loving eyes. "I love you! And as proof of my love...as a proof, I will kiss you! Even if you're like that and Orochimaru passed his tongue all over you!"
Kakashi had really wide eyes. "SASUKE! OH, I'M SO HAPPY! FINALLY YOU FOUND A BOY WHO'S HEAD OVER HEEL IN LOVE WITH YOU! Come back to Konoha and marry him!"
Meanwhile Itachi was so envious that he felt like puking bile. Why only his brother found the hottest, head over heel in love boys? He sure wouldn't have minded if a Naruto like boy loved him like that, in those extreme conditions! (I don't think someone would actually mind...) He started to come up with a plan to kill them all and joining a criminal association.
While Naruto had stuck Orochimaru's toothbrush aka Sasuke in his mouth and was kissing him quite passionetely emitting indecent moanings and such, the Clone took Itachi's hand and brought him to an isolate spot in the cave.
"What do you want? Can't you see I want to suffer on my own? Can't you see I'm thinking of a way to kill them all and joining a criminal association?"
The clone went is stand-by ed emitted the usual BIFF. "Can-deh!"
"CLONE TALKS! MY SON TALKS! DID YOU HEAR HIM? HE SAID "CANDY"! HE TALKS! HE'S MY SON! I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING I KNEW!"
"Yes, but why candies?"
"WHOTHEHELLCARES! HE TALKS! This is a great satisfaction for a mommy..."
"For a mother?" asked Kakashi in shock.
"Why candies?" insisted Itachi.
"For a mother?" re asked Kakashi.
"Why candies?"
"For a ..."
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo Eo"
"Which is?"
"Nothing, just ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eo"
Then the Clone could explain, obviously via trasnlater, that he wanted to offer Itachi some candies, as he was so gloomy and angered. After having explained, he took Kakashi's hand and went to the road to Orochimaru's.
In a handful of minutes the EXCHANGE would have taken place. Kakashi was holding in his hands the future of a pink toothbrush, of Sasuke, of Orochimaru, of his manhood (you still remember Tsunade, right?), of a blue toothbrush, of a Clone, of Itachi, OF THE WORLD! And he was holding in his hand the Clone's hand...too many things for a lazy scarecrow good for nothing who can't even think. Still, he was going fearless towards the World's destiny with one and only one thought: "Orochimaru will give me a chocolate, right? Even he can't be that bitchy..."