Chapter 10: WHAT A MESS!

Every night Naruto went to bed with Sasuke-toothbrush, and every moment he had his mouth free from talking he kissed him. Itachi and Kakashi were having serious crisis of diabetes and their only savior was Clone, who popped in every day.

"OOOaa eea a ee oooo e!"

"Which is?"
"He says..mmm...that in fewmmm days the potion will be..ah...readymm" muttered Sasuke while trying to speak with his tongue shoved in Naruto's mouth.

"SASUKE AND NARUTO, CAN'T YOU JUST STOP FOR A MINUTE? IT'S ANNOYING, YOU KNOW!" yelled Kakashi sensei in frustration.

"Indeed, Naruto...what's so exciting in kissing a toothbrush anyway? If you think that Orochimaru stuck it in his mouth for the past 5 years..." asked a disgusted Itachi.

"Please, Itachi...don't say nausea inducing thing...BLAAAURGH" the copyninja fell on the floor throwing up everything, from the ramen he ate three days ago to his soul. (it's an italian proverb, yeh know -about throwing up the soul, not the ramen)

Naruto laughed and sang: "But I luuurvee him! I love you, you love me...we're an happy family...you know how the song goes, and I feel just like that!"

Sasuke felt like puking too at the syrupy statement, but he somehow managed not to.

"Hey, stop right there...if Sasuke gets his body back..where the heck do I go?" said Itachi.

"Ehm...you know, we were thinking about sending you back in the toothbrush..." murmured Sasuke.

"I WON'T LET YOU!"

"Happy now? I told you not to tell him!" scolded Kakashi.

"Does that mean we have to look for the diabolical toothbrush in order to get a hold of Itachi's body?" asked Naruto innocently.

"SHUT UP, don't give him ideas or else we'll have to do it!" answered Kakashi hastily.

"Yeah, sounds good...let's do it!"

Kakashi beat the heck out of Naruto and then started to think of a plan to get Itachi's body back, wherever he was.

"Well, I think if we just wait for him he will show up..." said naively the blonde.

"Ah, sure, of course! Look, in this very moment Itachi-toothbrush will appear at the door saying "hey there I got lost!" answered an annoyed Kakashi.

"You sure?"

"Absolutely. Or I'm not Kakashi anymo..."

"Ehm...sorry...I got lost...will you tell me where is the way out, please?"

"O. my. God." said Kakashi.

That said Naruto and Itachi got the Diabolical Toothbrush and tied him up. Then Itachi used on him his mangekyou sharingan that he got five years ago and that he could never use.

"Hey...so you DID kill your best friend after all!" yelled Sasuke.

"Erm..."

The group looked daggers at Itachi, but said nothing. Meanwhile, the toothbrush had woken up from the torture and was looking around in terror: "What do you want from me? Aren't you that brat who wants to kill me!" whined looking at Sasuke's body, aka Itachi.

The Sasuke-toothbrush (what a mess...too many toothbrushes around this ff!) screamed: "YOU BASTARD, YOU KILLED MY WHOLE FAMILY FIVE YEARS AGO!"

"WHO? ME? Hey, I've been living in this body for 4 years only, you twit!"

Then everyone was emitting smoke from their ears. WHy the hell there was always a fng thing that messed everything up? Who was lying? Uchiha Itachi or Orochimaru's toothbrush?