Chapter 11: EEEeeEEE OOo
In order to avoid being killed during sleeping hours by Itachi or the toothbrush they decided to tie both of them up and to hang them on the roof of the cave (not hanging in the sense of killing...the just pasted them to the roof). But it was sad to see the last heir of the glorious Uchiha clan pasted on the roof like seasoning hams...
Meanwhile Clone was completing the potion. Just 40 kilos of strawberry condies to go and it would be done. The problem was that as soon as he got them from Orochimaru, he ate half of them at the very least...Then the copyninja had one of his FANTASTIC ideas: "What about buying them instead of taking them from the Terror of Konoha?"
Everyone had to admit that it was kind of true.
"Ok Kakashi, go and buy them!"
"ME! I'm the mind, not the porter!"
"Aw, Kakashi, you're not the porter...you're the factotum! (another wondeful alliteration killed by the change of language TTTT) And by the way it was your idea..."
"You know Naruto...I could even foresee your death."
"You...you wouldn't..."
"Well, who knows, maybe in this very moment a crazy Kisame with an axe could just break into the cave and he might head towards you to do you in..."
"BWARGH! I'M KISAME, A CRAZY AXE-MAN, AND I WANT TO DO UZUMAKI NARUTO IN!"
"O.my.gawd. I'm scary."
Naruto was hiding behind Kakashi and was cursing him using a very foul language, while his sensei was giving him the money for the candies.
"Yo, Kisame...have you come to set me free?" asked Itachi's Body.
"Yeah...but when I hear a pupil who doesn't obey his sensei, I...I feel like killing him!"
Naruto was out to buy the candies they so painfully craved and after an hour or two he was back with the stuff.
When he entered the cave he saw the following scene: Kisame and Kakashi were drinking tea happily chit chatting with Sasuke-toothbrush. The other two were seasoning on the roof, but they were talking too.
"I say that "come come paradise" is THE masterpiece of the last fifty years." said Kakashi matter of factly. "Well, let's say that the gum slippers scene is one of the most sensual in history..." nodded Itachi from the roof.
"The slippers...ah, yeah! Well, I really think that the hair pin one is way better..." added Kisame.
"Heey...let's not forget "come come violence"! No one can change my mind: the best scene is the one with the broken fridge!" diasgreed Sasuke-toothbrush.
"Great climax, but...don't you think that the bath tub one is better described?" suggested Orochimaru's toothbrush.
Naruto had lost all the respect for everyone in the cave. He was looking at them while they were talking about those erotic scenes, lacking the courage to say "I'm back!"
"EEEooooe eee o o aaa"
"Which is?"
"He says he likes better "come come tactics"
"NOOO! Even you read that filth! CLOOOOONE! You just can't leave me without any clue in life!"
"Oh, so you were back?"
"OO"
"What is he saying?" Asked Naruto, very exasperated.
"He says that the hottest scene was the rucksack one."
Naruto tried not to kill himself while holding his breath, but he really wished to do that. After that he greeted Kisame that really couldn't stay over the night, you know, he had to bake the pie...