Chapter 13: "The EPILOGUE!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Three years had gone by.
As Sasuke didn't want to come back to Konoha, Kakashi was still hiding from Tsunade, who really wanted to put a stop to Kakashi's wild nights with Iruka. He was staying with Orochimaru and Kabuto keeping his false identity of Perfindo Kuroyama. The pink snake had been adopted by the Terror of Konoha and his fiancé-slave, who were raising him with love and dedication.
Itachi didn't do anything good, spending his days in atrocious crimes as usual. Every morning he teased the children in the park, in the afternoon he stole Orochimaru's cakes and in the night he told horror stories to Kabuto, who was so frightened that he couldn't sleep.
Naruto and Sasuke lived happily in the Oto country with their beloved son, Clone. Clone was a very good child, always affectionate and cute. They even asked for a loan to buy him the strawberry candies, but for their little cute child nothing was too much. Every month everyone popped in to blow bubbles in the loo toghether with the beloved Clone.
As the years passed by, Sasuke decided to give up his ninja way in order to fulfill his dream: opening a bakery. Itachi got tired of being mean for an organization and started working on his own. He was enrolled in a circus as a clown and his favourite hobby was to make the children escape by terrorizing them with his mangekyou sharingan. Kisame, sick and tired too, came back to the free ocean, to swim around with no restraints with his friends.
MOST LOVED CHARACTER AWARD:
Gaara enters the scene dressed up as a pinup and opens the envelop with the name
"And the winner is...
CLONE!"
Gaara gives the 'golden chipmunk' to the winner
"EEEOoooo OO e EOe o ooooo OO oo"
yo! What did you think of it? Hated it didn't you...
Anyway Ive got another funny fic to translate...want to read it?
if you want ask, and I will upload it!
see ya next ff!
Peace & Love,
Stermy