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Title: Hinobi Chat Log, Day 69
Summary: The Discord chatfic everyone knew they wanted deep down. Somewhere. Probably in their toenail or smth.
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-New Chat: Hinobi Logs-
Ermagherd. Phil is here.
Zahra just joined. Can I get a heal?
Five just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf.
Bergy joined your party.
Welcome Mitch. Leave your weapons by the door.
A wild Miko appeared.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just Nix.
Phil: Alright team, this is the lowdown. I want this chat to be a professional space that we use, for emergencies, in situations where voice calls aren't viable. This is the one and only notification you're allowed to keep on in-store. Got that?
Miko: anyone in this thread smoke weed
Phil: Miko
Phil: Just
Phil: Is five minutes too much to ask for
Miko: srry srry
Zahra: Question- what if we have to keep the notification off? Like we're in a formal setting or a hard test?
Phil: Just give some warning alright
Zahra: Can do
Mitch: I'm keeping this off
Bergy: For how long?
Mitch: Until I die
Phil: No.
Mitch: yes
Phil: No
Mitch: Plz
Phil: You can keep it on vibrate
Mitch: Fine
Miko: so can we change the names here
Phil: No
Miko: why not
Miko: five gets to keep his name
Miko: why does five get a nickname but we cant
Phil: That's bc that's what it says on his company ID
Miko: plastic is killing the turtles and youre in on it with IDs
Phil: Fine. Just. Keep it so we can easily identify each other.
Miko: yesssssss
-Miko changed their name to Me_K.O.!-
Zahra: All that fuss to put dots and a slash in
Me_K.O.!: its literally my brand
Zahra: That implies you have a brand
Zahra: Do you have a TubeTube channel somewhere we should know about
Zahra: Merch or some crap?
Me_K.O.!: dude i would sell. the best merch
Zahra: Dodging the question
-Mitch changed their name to MitchFTW-
MitchFTW: If I have to be stuck here I might as well
Bergy: OH MY TURN
-Bergy changed their name to Berger-
Berger: yessssssss
-Five changed their name to Hi_5-
Me_K.O.!: that username gets more familiar by the day
Me_K.O.!: are you sure we never met before the competition
Hi_5: Nope No We Did Not
Me_K.O.!: aw
Zahra: Why do you trust that many capitalizations
Me_K.O.!: i dont i just heart emoji him too much
MitchFTW: Would it kill you to use proper punctuation
Me_K.O.!: do you know how much time that takes
Me_K.O.!: just feel lucky i can spell alright
Me_K.O.!: english is a jerk and i stole its lunch money
Zahra: My grandpa is still learning some of the weird words and the other day he asked me what a zipper was
Zahra: He called it "that weird tooth thing that eats you to warmth"
Me_K.O.!: i still cant say columns
Me_K.O.!: collumns
Me_K.O.!: nerds
Me_K.O.!: STICK FOR BUILDING
Berger: Columns
Berger: I just tell myself "Cole ate um nums"
Me_K.O.!: BERGY YOU ARE MY GOD NOW
-Nix changed their name to TheScorekeeper-
MitchFTW: No one is going to call you that
-TheScorekeeper changed their name to Nix-
Nix: :(
Me_K.O!: does anyone in this thread smoke weed
Phil: MIKO
Me_K.O.!: IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES PHIL
Hi_5: lol
Author's Note: This is completely random and I dunno how far it will/won't go, but I have a couple of ideas, so at least 3-4 chapters!
-Mandaree1