Thanks oodles of noodles for all of the reviews I've gotten, everyone! It's oh-so-well appreciated. I hope you like cookies.

Aaannnnnd, back to the smut fic. (ha, you wish.) Actually, I could do that in later chapters…hmm…

"What the hell is wrong with everyone?".

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…(a/n feels like a email forward, huh? scroll..keep scrolling...almost there...)

Naruto looked around the bus. Absolutely no effect. No effect what so ever. Sure, Kiba moved a bit, Gaara opened one eye, Sasuke glared, Neji looked through him, but after that, they all just continued on what they had been doing before; absolutely nothing. Am I really that insignificant to this group of people? Naruto sighed, realizing that other than sitting down and shutting up, he could either try again and get something thrown at him (like a fist) or try seeing what was 'up' in Kakashi's world at the front of the bus. Opting for the second option, he climbed behind Sasuke (who was leaning against the back Shino and Kiba's seat) and made his way up to Kakashi. This didn't take too long, considering the size of the bus.

Kakashi looked to his right. "Sup, Naruto?"

Naruto sat down on one of the bus steps, making sure not to trip in the process. "I'm bored, that's what's up." He looked up at Kakashi, who while driving, expression was unreadable. "This is a band trip, you know? Aren't we all supposed to be singing, and playing pranks, and being loud, noisy high schoolers?"

Kakashi looked at Naruto, who seemed, well, distressed. "Yes…but isn't a change nice, every once in a while?"

Naruto stared at Kakashi in disbelief. "Sure, just not when it's MY year for the trip. What's the fun if everyone is just sleeping?", he said, answering a question with a question.

To which Kakashi just replied to a question with yet another question; "You can sleep with people, what else?"

At this point, Naruto just, well, lost it. What the HELL does he mean? Does this old crack realize that this bus is full of a bunch of GUYS! I mean, what the hell, man? Naruto shook his head. Great, this is just great, without already bringing up the point that I cuddled with Sasuke (which remember, band geeks DON'T do!) which I guess my teacher, of all people, finds O.K.!

Naruto ripped himself from his thoughts, and opened his mouth. "I'll die first, that's what else!" With that, he stood up shakily, and made his way back to his former spot on the bus. Crazy ol' geezer. (a/n, which doesn't say much, considering we all know what Kakashi looks like)

When Naruto turned to edge his way back into the seat somehow, he saw that he wasn't going to. Why? –Because Sasuke had already taken care of filling the empty space that Naruto had left by fully lying down in the seat. (Or at least as much as it would allow with his legs curled up) Naruto mentally cursed. Well, shit. That's great. Not that I particularly enjoyed sitting with him, but there isn't really anywhere else to sit on this bus. He thought of waking him up, but when he remembered the glare he had been given when he had woken Sasuke up a while ago, he again opted for another path. This path involved sitting in aisle. On the ground. The ground that was wet, via the wonderful snow that the guys had tracked in at their last gas stop.

Once situated upon the lovely wet bottom of the bus, Naruto once again realized that he had completely nothing to do. Great band trip, this is. He looked around the small area that made up the back of the bus, finding a small mad lib book, of all things. Figuring why not, he picked it up and opened the first page. Nothing. He flipped through the book, finding it completely blank. With nothing else to do, he reached into his pocket, bringing out a pencil. Let's mad lib, kids.

Naruto went through the story, carefully trying to fill in the blanks without reading the sentences.

One day, I was on a noun with a bunch of my noun. Once we got to our hotel noun, my closest friend (name) placed his noun on my body part and verb past tense me by the noun. He told me that my noun were adjective, and that we wouldn't need a adjective time. After that, our group went down to the pool, where we . I couldn't tell whether I was having noun or not until (name) came up and past tense verb me in the pool. After that, I knew the vacation was going to be adjective. The main highlight of the vacation was past tense verb (name)'s noun. I wish I could do that number times again. I will never forget my adjective vacation with my friends.

Naruto took what basically first came to his mind while he was filling out the mad lib. Some is his nouns included things that surrounded him, while some of his verbs included what he would rather be doing at the moment. After filling out the last adjective, he silently read the mad lib.

One day, I was on a trip with a bunch of my people. Once we got to our hotel box, my closest friend Sasuke placed his hand on my hip and jumped me by the food. He told me that my pants were loose, and that we wouldn't need a long time. After that, our group went down to the pool, where we played. I couldn't tell whether I was having fun or not until Kiba came up and de-pantsed me in the pool. After that, I knew the vacation was going to be tasty. The main highlight of the vacation was seeing Sasuke's boxers. I wish I could do that 99,888,182 times again. I will never forget my sexy (Naruto threw that one in for fun) vacation with my friends.

By the end of reading the horrific paragraph, Naruto's countenance had morphed from a slight tan to the pinkest shade that Hello Kitties could legally be made in. He read through it again, noticing that certain phrases stuck out more than other. Jumped me……tasty….seeing Sasuke's boxers 99,888,182 times….sexy..Naruto just dropped the book onto this lap. That's the last time I do one of those. He continued to stare at it, while the words looked up at him accusingly. No, really, no more. He looked at the bottom of the page. Where do they make these things, anyway? © China, he read. Remind me not to go there. Ever.

"What are you looking at, loser?", an all too familiar and recognizable voice to Naruto's left asked. Well, look, Sleeping Beauty is awake, Naruto thought.

"Nothing," he said, reaching for the book in an attempt to keep Sasuke from having to experience what he had just gone through. Sasuke, not to be denied of what he wanted, quickly reached down into Naruto's lap, grabbing the small book faster than Naruto would have guessed he could. Hey, hey, watch what you're reaching for down there, you could hurt somebody. Naruto, not taking the time to realize what he had just thought up in his mind, started to agonize as Sasuke sat up in the seat, sat cross legged facing Naruto in the aisle, and continued on in his actions to begin reading the mad lib that Naruto had had in his possession only moments before. Well, shit again. Big shit.

Naruto watched as Sasuke read through the paragraph, his eyes reading the same all the while, in Naruto's eyes. Inside, Naruto prepared for the worst. How could an innocent friggin' mad lib, of all things, lead to THIS? He's going to think I'm having some sick fantasies about him. Sasuke looked up from the mad lib, and……………………..

Read it. (pwz?)

Mwuuuaahhahahahahah! Cliff hanger, punks. Read Jazzbanks, Chapter 5 to see Sasuke's reaction to Naruto's lovely little pervy (of course, unintentionally, poor Naru) mad lib. This is only 1,300 some odd words, I usually prefer to write atleast 2,500, but if I do only 1,300 or so for each chapter, I can get these out much quicker to you guys. (to better spread my pervy thoughts to the world.)

So R&R, because you know you love it. (and your comments tend to be food for the soul to a bored teenage girl) See you next time. I feel like I'm on my own talk show. That'd be cool, wouldn't it? I'd call it something like "Sasunaru for the yaoi soul". :P and what's the weather today….? "it's partly shounen-ai with a chance of yaoi." :walks off, rambling: