The Team 17 Story:
The Exam Continues!
A Naruto fanfiction by DynamicChaos
Prologue:
DC: Welcome back, readers. As you may have guessed by the title, this story is a sequel to The Team 17 Story: The Exam Begins! If you haven't read that, then I suggest you STOP READING IMMEDIATELY and read it. Seriously, there were so many plot changes and repetitive lines in the first one that your face would explode with non-understanding. However, if you have read the first one, I apologize for this ramble. The story will begin in three… two… one…
Team 17: TEAM 17 CHARGE: BEGIN THE STORY!
Chapter 1
Inside the tower…
Team 17 threw the scrolls on the ground. When the smoke cleared they saw…
Raiku: Who are you?
Kakashi: I am Kakashi, the great and terrible!
Leko: Ah, Kakashi. Great ninja and sensei to Team 7. An honor to meet you, sir.
Seki: But what are you doing here?
Kakashi: I was instructed to meet and congratulate you on passing the second exam.
Raiku: Why wouldn't we. I'm Raiku Arkama…
Seki: I'm Seki Reziki…
Leko: And I'm Leko Izakami…
All: And we're not failing this exam!
Kakashi: …
Raiku: What? We've mastered the ability of 'team power' outburst.
Kakashi: So it would appear. Anyway, the next exam will begin in 5 minutes.
All: KAY!
Chapter 2
6 minutes later…
Everyone who passed the second exam was assembled.
Gecko: Hello, my last name is Gecko. However, due to the author's incompetence, my first name can't be said.
DC: I said I was sorry!
Gecko: Anyway, since there are a lot of teams, we will have a Sudden Death Elimination thing.
Raiku: SWEET!
Everyone turns to look at Raiku.
Raiku: What? I like showing off.
Gecko: O…K… Well, the matches will be determined at random so no one has an advantage. The first match will be…
All look at the screen, which is randomly selecting people.
Screen: Seki Reziki and Sakara What's-Her-Face!
Sakara: Come on, it doesn't even know my full name.
Gaara: I don't think anyone knows your name.
Sakara tried to slap Gaara, but got her hand almost sliced off by the sand.
Seki: …
Leko: Great, now you did it.
Sakara: What?
Seki: …
Leko: You tried to attack her boyfriend.
Sakara: What?
Seki: ……… You… will… DIE!
Gecko: Wow, size 18 font in all capital letters. You're screwed, Sakara.
Chapter 3
Gecko: Begin when you're ready.
Seki: I was born ready. Puppet control jutsu!
Strings shot out of Seki's hands and headed toward Sakara.
Sakara: (thinking) if I can block Ino's Mind-Transfer jutsu, maybe I can block this.
Sakara did whatever she does to block Mind-Transfer, and it worked. The strings recoiled back into Seki's hands.
Seki: (manically laughing like Alfred Ashton)
Mmmahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Raiku: Oh no.
Rock Lee: What?
Raiku: Seki is about to unleash her secret attack.
Seki: I've been waiting to do this forever! Puppet control jutsu!
Again, strings shot out of Seki's hands, but this time headed toward her pockets.
Seki: Ha, ha, ha. People aren't the only things I can control.
Out of her pockets came 50 or so knife things ninja have.
Seki: Puppet control style: Blizzard of Knifes jutsu!
The knifes launched themselves toward Sakara. She barely had time to leap away.
Seki: Let's see how fast you are on your feet.
Seki's possessed knifes continued to pursue Sakara around the arena, occasionally cutting her.
Seki: Give up and I won't turn you into a pin-cushion!
Sakara: Bet you weren't expecting this!
The 'real' Sakara rushed toward Seki.
Seki: Swhat! A substitution!
Sakara slammed Seki in the face. Seki flew back and lay still.
Sakara: This fight is over.
Gecko: Wait. What's that on your forehead?
Suddenly, Sakara exploded!
Seki: It was a paper bomb.
Seki struggled to get up and succeeded.
Gecko: Do you know what you done? You've killed the Wicked Witch of the East!
Kakashi: This is a day of independence for all the ninja, and their descendants!
All: YEAH! Ding-dong, the witch is dead!
Naruto: Which old witch?
Sasuke: The wicked witch.
All: Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead!
Raiku: WTF?
All: She's gone where the goblins go below! Below, below, Yo ho! Let's open up and sing…
Garra: And ring the bells loud!
All: Ding-dong, Amer-io!
Hinata: Sing it high!
Chubi: Sing it low!
All: Let them know the wicked witch is dead! Fa lalalala, lalala, lalala, fa lalalalala, lalala. Fa lalalala, lalala, lalala. Fa lalalala, LA!
Rock Lee: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone turned to look at Rock Lee.
Raiku: Whoa, all caps. He's ticked.
Rock Lee: I'll get you my Seki, and your little team, too. MWHEHEHEHE!
Rock Lee leapt out the window.
Raiku: So… now what?
Kakashi: Follow the yellow brick road.
Raiku: Swhat?
Gai: Follow the yellow brick road.
All: Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road!
Raiku: OMG, The Wizard of OZ! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chapter 4
At the arena…
Raiku awoke with a start.
Raiku: Whoa, that was scary. What really happened?
Leko: Well, Sakara jumped out of nowhere and was knocked out by a round-house kick worthy of Chuck Norris.
Raiku: Anything else?
Leko: Yes, Shino beat this one Sound ninja; Chubi beat the crap out of this one guy, and Hinata and her cousin are fighting.
Raiku: Hinata?
Raiku looked over at the arena and, sure enough, Hinata and Neji were battling it out.
Raiku: (thinking) Wow, such grace, such power, such beauty…
The fight went on. Eventually, Neji slammed Hinata unconscious.
Raiku: NO!
Hinata laid there for a few seconds, and then got up.
Raiku: Yeah, Hinata!
Neji rushed at Hinata.
Raiku: Not so fast, punk!
Raiku leapt off the balcony and landed on Neji at the same time those other guys did.
Hinata's Sensei: She's in cardiac arrest.
Raiku: Hinata!
Raiku elbowed Neji in the stomach then followed the medics to Hinata's room.
Raiku: Wait, I know what to do.
Raiku did a really complicated hand sign.
Raiku: Pyro-therapy jutsu!
Fire poured out of Raiku's hands and into Hinata's body.
Kakashi: What's he doing?
Leko: (appearing from nowhere) He's reenergizing Hinata's life force. I've only seen him do it once, but it's the only possible life saver.
Suddenly, Hinata's eyes opened.
Raiku: Hinata!
Hinata: Raiku!
They embraced.
Medic Staff: AAAAAWWWW!
Hinata: There are two things I need to do Raiku.
Raiku: What, my sweet?
Hinata: This.
Hinata slapped Raiku.
Medic Staff: OOOOOHHHHH!
Hinata: That's for spontaneously kissing me in the forest, and this is for saving me.
Hinata kissed Raiku on the lips.
Medic staff: Double AAAAWWWW!
Raiku: Could you go away?
Medic Staff: KAY!
Hinata: I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to another.
Raiku: What? Who?
Hinata: Naruto Uzamiki.
Raiku: I thought we had something special.
Hinata: I'm sorry Raiku.
Raiku left the hospital room and walked down the empty hall.
Raiku: Naruto Uzimaki…
Raiku clenched his fist.
Raiku: Naruto Uzimaki…
Raiku's eye's turned blood red.
Raiku: Naruto UZIMAKI!
Raiku's hair burst into flames.
Raiku: YOU DIE TODAY!
Chapter 5
At the arena, 5 minutes later…
Gecko: O.K. Let's see what the next fight will be.
The screen randomized.
Screen: Leko Izakami and Sasuke Uchiha.
Gekko: Wait, where's Sasuke?
Sasuke was standing on the tower.
Sasuke: (thinking) I have failed life. I can never be strong enough. Good-bye, Ino. I always loved you!
Sasuke leapt off the tower and hit the ground hard.
Sasuke: THUD!
Ino: OMG, Sasuke jumped off the tower. NNNOOOOOOOO!
Raiku: Wow, this sequel's even more dramatic than the first one.
Rock Lee: What are you talking about?
Raiku: Never mind.
At the Sasuke Fan-club Building…
Fan Girl 1: Sasuke died!
Fan Girls: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
Fan Girl 2: I'm committing suicide. Who will join me?
Fan Girls: We will!
About 3 hours later at the Grand Canyon…
Fan Girl 3: Are you ready?
About 1,000,000 Fan girls: Yes! GOOD-BYE WORLD!
All 1,284,612 fan girls leapt to their death.
Fan girls: THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD...
Back outside of reality…
Gecko: O.K. I guess Leko wins.
Leko: Sweetness!
Gecko: So, the next fight will be…
Screen: Naruto Uzimaki and Raiku Arkama.
Raiku: Finally, my chance to express my love to the beautiful Hinata.
Chapter 6
Raiku and Naruto were poised for battle.
Raiku: (pointing at Hinata) Babe, this one's for you!
Raiku ripped off his shirt…again.
Leko: Why do you keep doing that?
Raiku: It help's me fight.
Leko: Whatever.
Raiku: Naruto, I will have Hinata!
Naruto: O…K… What does that have to do with anything?
Raiku: Uh, don't you like her or something?
Naruto: Heck no, fool! She's a stalker who never talks audibly. Sakara's the woman for me!
Hinata: But, Naruto…
Naruto: Sorry, girl. You just aren't my type. Plus, you're plainer than a funeral cake!
Hinata start's crying.
Raiku: …
Naruto: What now?
Leko: You just insulted his girlfriend.
Naruto: So?
Raiku: …
Seki: Let's just say Raiku's a lot touchier than he looks.
Naruto: Yeah, well, bring it on!
Raiku: … if that's what you want…
Chapter 7
Gecko: Begin when ready.
Raiku: …
Naruto: Well, are you going to just stand there all day?
Raiku: …Fleas before beauty, Naruto.
Naruto: WHAT? Are you saying I have fleas?
Raiku: …Yes.
Naruto rushed at Raiku.
Raiku: Pathetic fool.
Before Naruto could stop, Raiku ducked under him and slammed him upward.
Raiku: Perfect.
Raiku leapt up and slammed Naruto into the ground.
Raiku: Fire-brand jutsu!
Raiku fell toward Naruto and hit him with a fire-brand.
Raiku: Had enough yet?
Miraculously, Naruto got up.
Naruto: I… didn't … come all this way… to lose to …you.
Raiku: I beg to differ.
Raiku pulled out several shuriken and ignited them.
Naruto: How'd you do that?
Raiku: I have my ways. Flaming shurikens!
Raiku was about to throw them when…
Hinata: NOOOOO!
Raiku: What's wrong?
Hinata: Please don't kill him.
Raiku: I wasn't. He fainted.
Sure enough, Naruto was unconscious.
Gecko: Raiku wins.
Raiku rushed to Hinata.
Raiku: I'm sorry he said those things to you.
Hinata: I guess they are true, though.
Raiku: No, they aren't… Well, the part about you talking quietly is, but you are truly beautiful to me.
Hinata: Thank you Raiku.
Raiku: Will… will you go out with me?
Hinata: Yes!
All: Gasp!
Raiku: Wow, you spoke audibly!
Hinata: Only because I have you.
Raiku and Hinata kissed.
All: AAAAAWWWWW!
Leko: Has everyone found a date but me?
Seki: Apparently.
Leko: Screw this!
Leko grabbed Ino in his arms.
Leko: I always thought you were hot.
Leko kissed her.
Raiku: O.K. I think the authors out of ideas.
DC: Yes I am.
Epilogue
Well, that ending was a bit unsettling. Uh, well, I hoped you liked it. Be on the look-out for…
The Team 17 Misadventures:
Out-takes and Deleted Scenes!