MEMO: We don't necasarily own Yu-Gi-Oh, or any other thing we throw in this stupid story. Okay? Okay. Cool.
Pegasus shuffled sleepily into the kitchen, yawning as he made his way to the fridge. He lazily pulled the door of the fridge open and pulled out the cartoon of milk. He stifled a yawn as he took a big drink from the carton.
"Stop that Pegasus," Croquet said as he walked briskly into the kitchen.
"Bla bla bla," Pegasus muttered and took another gulp.
Croquet sighed, slapped Pegasus's hand, and took the milk away from him. Pegasus gave him a dirty look.
"Oh, I hate you," Pegasus muttered.
He tightened the tie on his big fluffy pink bathrobe and sat at the kitchen table and began his morning ritual of pretending to read the paper. Just then Kylie strolled in, wearing a black tank top and pair of black panties with a red cherry on them.
"Morning doll, I have a pair just like those," Pegasus said, eyeing her underwear.
Kylie yawned and muttered a "good morning" before proceeding to make a cup of green tea. She poured some water in the tea kettle and put it on the stove and turned on the flame before sitting down.
"Stock market's doing horribly." Pegasus muttered.
Kylie giggled and ran her fingers through her blonde curls.
"So what's on the agenda for today my fine sexually challenged friend?" Kylie asked as she examined her nails critically.
Pegasus lowered the paper and shot her a critical look. "I am not sexually challenged. I'll have you know I could fuck the living daylights out of you." Pegasus said and nodded seriously.
Kylie laughed really hard. "Yeah, mmm-hmm, right. Sorry babe, but there's no way you could handle me. I'm too much for you." Kylie replied with a smirk.
Pegasus scoffed at her. "Please." He muttered as he flipped the newspaper back.
Kylie flipped her blonde curls back and smirked. "Any-ways, what's your plans for today?" Kylie asked.
"Well, I was going to go to the company and pretend to be hard at work. But since it's your first day here, I figured we'd go out and party like it's your birthday." Pegasus said and casually flicked his wrist.
"Sounds good." She said with a yawn.
Pegasus flipped the page of his newspaper and Kylie got up to finish making her tea.
"Oh bah, that stupid Kaiba boy. He sickens me!" Pegasus yelled.
"Why's that?" Kylie asked as she dunked her tea bag.
"He's such a show off. All because he made an amusement park he thinks he's big shit. Please." Pegasus said and scoffed.
Kylie flipped her blonde curls back, grabbed her mug of tea, and walked over to Pegasus. She stood behind his chair and leaned on it as she peered at the newspaper. There was a picture of a very very tall man wearing some weird trench coat thing, standing under the head line 'KAIBALAND'S BIG OPENING, YEAH!'
"His ears are big." Kylie said and sipped her tea.
"Yes they are, he's not very photogenic, unlike me!" Pegasus said rather loudly with a smug attitude.
Kylie giggled and continued to study the picture. Next to the big eared giant stood a little boy with long jet black hair.
"The boy is cute." She said and took another drink of her tea.
"That's Settie's little brother. I kidnapped him once." Pegasus said casually and fluffed his hair.
"You're crazy. Have to get dressed." Kylie said and pranced out of the kitchen.
Pegasus looked at the picture in disgust. "I hope your amusement park SUCKS!" He said loudly to the picture of Seto Kaiba.
"Talking to yourself again Pegasus?" Croquet asked as he fried bacon.
Pegasus gave him a dirty look. "Oh shut up." Pegasus said as he crumpled up the page with Seto Kaiba on it.
Kylie came back a few minutes later, with her hair up and wearing a cute black halter and a tiny black skirt that ruffled out. She was wearing these really cute black heels and she was kind of limping.
"Why are you walking like a retart?" Pegasus asked her.
"Shut up asshole. These shoes are killing my feet. Yesterday they made my toe bleed." She said.
"Then why are you wearing them?" He asked.
"They're cute, duh." She said.
He shook his head at her and she set her purse down on the table and sat down. She pulled out a mirror and started doing her makeup.
Pegasus peered at the contents of her purse. " Oooh, I love this mascara. I might just steal it." Pegasus said with a devious smile.
Kylie snatched it back and made sure to dig her long nails into him during the process.
"Ow, biiitch." He whined.
Kylie flashed him a sickly sweet smile. "Aw, I'm sorry baby. Did I hurt you?" Kylie asked as she kissed his hand.
He smirked at her and removed his hand with dignified silence. Kylie giggled and resumed doing her makeup.
"You're mean woman." He said.
"I am not. Now go get dressed." Kylie said as she applied eyeliner.
"Bla bla bla." He mumbled as he got up and shuffled out of the kitchen.
When he came back he was wearing a baby blue silk suit and he was bitching heatedly under his breath.
"Stupid fucking foreigners. Ruining the god damn country. Watch out for those Asians Kylie, they are CRA-ZY! No joke. They attack innocent young blondes and make cats hiss, then giggle about it." Pegasus muttered as he sat down at the kitchen table and crossed his legs.
Kylie gave him a look. "Okay, FYI, you are a foreigner." She said and flipped her blonde curls back.
He raised an eye-brow at her. "How so?" he demanded.
"You weren't born in Japan, so therefore you are a foreigner." She said.
"What's your point?" He asked.
Kylie rolled her eyes and sipped her now cold tea. Just then the phone rang, Pegasus shot Croquet a look.
"Get it." He said.
Croquet sighed and angrily set the spatula down and picked up the phone. Pegasus smirked arrogantly and nodded at Kylie. Kylie giggled. Croquet stomped over to Pegasus,
"For you." He said.
"Who is it?" Pegasus asked.
"It's Davis, and it's urgent." Croquet said with a stern look.
Pegasus sighed and took the phone, mumbling heatedly under his breath.
"Who's Davis?" Kylie asked softly.
"My business partner, damn the man." Pegasus said.
Kylie giggled. Crazy crazy Pegasus.
"Hellooo Davis, how's it hanging?" Pegasus asked.
"Where the hell are you? You were supposed to be here an hour ago!" Davis said in exasperation.
"Chill out Davis man, I'm just having a cup of coffee with my lovely new assistant." Pegasus said and winked at Kylie.
"I will not chill out! You were supposed to be here and you're not. You should have stayed in retirement." Davis said,
"Hey, you wanna loose your job? What's the big deal anyways? I never come in before three." Pegasus said.
"The 'big deal' is that your were supposed to be here and you're not. See the big deal? You are the sorriest excuse for a company owner the world has ever seen." Davis said.
"Whatever. Is this the only reason you called, to bitch? " Pegasus asked,.
Davis laughed evilly.
"No. Just get your sorry ass over here now! We have a major crisis on our hands and I can't handle it myself!" Davis said in a crazed voice.
Pegasus's face wrinkled up in disgust,.
"Oh don't cry on me you sissy. Just tell me what the 'major crisis' is." Pegasus said in a mock baby voice.
"There's a massive threat to our company, don't you care?" Davis asked.
"What's the god damn threat!" Pegasus demanded in annoyance.
"There's a new Corporation in the neighborhood, and it's buying up our stocks at a frightening rate! Every minute that you're not here we lose some more, and it's scary!" Davis sobbed.
"It's only after our company? That's bull-shit!" Pegasus said angrily.
"I think it's targeting everyone's company, but it's going after the smaller companies first." Davis said.
"Shit man, we need help. Hm… I'll call Kaiba! Toodles!" Pegasus said and hung up the phone.
He gave Kylie an exasperated look.
"Shit. I'm in trouble. Come on babe, we have to pay a visit to the devil." Pegasus said gravely.