Hah! Finally decided to upload this! I wrote this a while ago, and back then I wanted it to be all OOC and crazy like my last one. Then it got put on hold for a while, and when I came back to it the OOCness bugged me! So I went back and tried to fix it. There's probably still some there, but definitely a lot better. Hope you enjoy my crazy ideas!1

Chapter1

Sasuke woke up one mourning to the high pitched ringing of his alarm clock in his ear. With a groan he got up and looked out his window. It was bright and sunny outside and birds were singing. He smashed the annoying little alarm clock with his fist into a million pieces. He hated days like this. What displeasures awaited him? Waiting three hours for his notoriously late sensei, Kakashi? A certain pink haired fan girl mentioning his name every five seconds? Or maybe a motivational speech from Naruto? Anything he thought of sounded unpleasant to him. He got out of bed and proceded to get ready for the day.

After eating, getting dressed, and combing his hair so it looked like he didn't comb it, he checked his mail. A task he hadn't done in quite some time. He was surprised to find a letter from the Hokage, Tsunade. It read :

Sasuke,

We do not feel comfortable with some people living alone, thus we are sending you to your grandmothers house. See me at my office immediately upon reading this letter.

Tsunade

Sasuke was enraged. He ran to her office and marched strait into the room. He slammed the door open sending paper flying of her desk.

" Hello, Sasuke,"

She said in a pleasantly

"I was expecting you."

" What the hell is this!"

Sasuke yelled

" Oh yes, we're sending you to your grandmothers house for the week."

She said, maintaining her pleasant voice.

"What do you think I am? Five? I can take care of myself."

Stated Sasuke. Tsunade remained calm dispite the obvious fact that the only thing stopping him from killing her that she was the leader of their village.

" Yes, we know that. It's your grandmother who needs to be taken care of."

"And you want me to take care of her!"

"Well, yes."

Sasuke stopped and thought about the situation. Finally he agreed.

"Okay, but I get paid double for this mission."

"Oh no, your doing this for free."

"What?"

He growled irately.

"Well, if you have a problem with this the old folks home needs some help and-"

"Fine!"

He was about to stomp out the door when he realized something: "wasn't my grandmother killed along with the rest of my village?" so he tuned around and asked,

"Wait, wouldn't my grandma have been killed with the rest of my village?"

"Oh no,"

replied Tsunade

"If anyone tried to attack your grandmother they would be sent running home to their mommy! She was the most powerful konoiche in your village! I assumed you already knew that. I bet you don't know where she lives ether. So since you probably don't, here's her address. You are expected to be there tomorrow, or else the old folks home, understood?"

"Understood"

sighed Sasuke. With that he left the office and went home to pack his things.

I've improved since I originally wrote this, so it gets better as you go along. Believe me, it does! And by the way, I'm writing this with absolutely no help!