I'm not sure how much I like the end of this chapter… It sounds a bit weird. Meh… It out of character too, but if I fixed it, it wouldn't be funny anymore. It urks me. Well, not much else to say so enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 2

This morning wasn't any better then the last, it was worse. What made it worse? It wasn't that he didn't have an alarm clock anymore. No, that only made it better. The weather was the exact same as the day before, but that didn't make it any worse. The thing that made today the worst day ever was the house he stood before with the exact same address that was written on the piece of paper that Tsunade gave him. His grandmothers house.

Sasuke hated old people just like he hated everything. They always told him stuff he already knew, like how cute he was, and they would always pinch his cheeks with those bonny fingers of theirs. He shivered at the thought but knew he had to do this. He walked to the door and knocked, but there was no answer. He knocked again, but still no answer, so he put his ear to the door and listened. He could hear a huge racquet.

"What the heck is that?" thought Sasuke. He opened the door and peeked inside. Now everything was quiet.

"Hello?"

He said into the house, but still no answer. So he walked in. Then something hit him. It was a smell, a very smelly smell. A smelly smell that smelled like, old people. Sasuke was gasping for breath, when another thing hit him. This thing was worse than the smell. It was the cheerful horror of, doilies. They were everywhere! Devouring all flat surfaces, tables, chairs everything! Sasuke couldn't take this, he backed up against the wall, panting in horror.

Then the racquet was back, loader than ever. Sasuke closed his eyes tightly. The sights! The smells! The sounds! "I can't take this anymore!" Sasuke thought. Then an old man ran out the open door, kunie flying after him. The old man seemed to have disappeared, but not the kunie. The ones that didn't make it out the door hit the wall, pinning Sasuke to it.

An old woman appeared the doorway from the hall to the kitchen. The old man reappeared on the door step and yelled:

"I'll win at cards some day ya old hag!"

While shaking a fist.

"Not on your life!"

The old woman yelled back, throwing another round of kunie which made the old man run away and pinned Sasuke to the wall even more.

The old woman noticed Sasuke for the first time and ran to him with glee.

"Oh! How's my special little Sasukewaske? Granny was expecting you!"

She said happily while pinching his cheeks.

"Granny's got something special for you!"

With that, she yanked him off the wall and dragged him across the house to her living room by the collar of his shirt. There she dropped him.

"Granny made you these special clothes for you so you wouldn't catch a cold!"

She then stuffed him into a pink knitted sweater, pink knitted hat, pink knitted scarf, and pink knitted socks over top of his clothes (except the socks which went in his sandals), each item with an Uchiha symbol on it.

"There,"

she said with satisfation,

"they have love in every stitch."

Sasuke was now paralyzed in fear. He couldn't move or speak. His grandma grabbed him by the collar again and dragged him to the kitchen and put him on a chair. Then she put on a pair of oven mitts and opened the oven, filling the room with dark clouds of purple gas and giving the air a nasty odor, one worse than old people. When the smoke cleared she was sitting on the chair next to him. In front of him was a tray full of, ... somethings. Nasty blobs of grime on a cookie tray. Some had eyeballs and/or tentacles coming out of them and they all twitched like they were alive. "does she expect me to eat these things?" he thought, wanting to run away but not being able to.

"Granny made you everyones favorite type of cookie!"

She exclaimed while stuffing one in his mouth,

"Anchovy, mustard, butterscotch! They're crunchy on the inside and soft on the outside!"

She then started forcing them into his mouth. Sasuke didn't dare swallow.

Soon the door crashed down, startling Sasuke so much he nearly soiled himself. The scare snapped him out of paralysis. The old man from earlier appeared in the doorway.

"I'll getcha at cards now!"

yelled the old man.

"Not in a million years!"

grandma yelled back. Sasuke used the distraction and spit the 'cookies' back on the tray (you would even notice they were in his mouth).

" I'll win for sure, because I got a referee to make sure you don't cheat"

She said as she jabbed her index finger in Sasuke's direction.

"Let's get on with this!"

Yelled the old man, and so they did. For hours Sasuke just sat, bored out of his mind, watching his grandma win at cards. He tried to escape twice but that just resulted in him getting pinned to the wall with kunie and a nagging from the old woman.

Finally, the old man left. It was exactly 7:50.

"Time to get ready for bed!"

Exclaimed grandma handing him a pair of pale blue knitted pajamas and a toothbrush. Then she pushed him into the washroom. When he emerged, ready for bed, she led him upstairs. The only reason he cooperated was because he was so scared of her. When they arrived in a bedroom she forced him into the bed.

As she tucked him in he said his first thing to her upon arriving at her house:

"UUUUURRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNnnnnnnnhh."

"Goodnight my little Sasukepoo,"

she said softly.

"Oh, and lets not forget mister snuggle-puss!"

She placed a teddy bear beside him and kissed him goodnight. He waited until she shut the door to let him suffer and he immediately threw off his blankets and sat on the edge of the bed.

"This is terrible!" he thought. And he was right. Everything was so nice and happy and smelled funny! There was no way he could do this for a week. He had to come up with a plan to escape. But how? Hours passed before he could bring himself to go to sleep.

Well, This is PatheticsOK! Don't eat black licorice jellybeans through twisty straws!