So sory for not updating in so long! I seem to be suffering a severe case of writers block. The only reson I could update this is because I already had it writen, I just needed to fix it up. I really should be working on Every Rock Lee Fangirls Dream but I just can't come up with ideas! Plus Sevenlevles isn't around to help me right now. I've also been having WAY too many drawing ideas than I can handle. You try writing a fanfic under these conditions!
Chapter 3
This morning Sasuke wasn't going to put up with such abuse. Oh no. He woke up extra early, so that he might sneak a distressed phone call for help. He didn't care if he had to work at the old folks home or not. Anything was better than this. He snuck downstairs and went for the phone, which hung on the wall beside the doorway to the living room. "Who should I call..." he thought. The only person he could think of was Sakura. He hated the thought of asking her for help, but this was an emergency situation. And so, he picked up the phone and dialed her number. It rang three times, and at the end of the third ring, there was an answer.
"Uhhhn hello?"
Came a tiered, female voice to the phone. One where you could just tell the person was thinking
"What the hell do you want this early in the morning?", which was probably what inner Sakura was saying at the moment.
"Sakura it's Sasuke, I need your help"
Sakura's voice immediately switched tones to a more of a "Oh, I'd be happy to help!" sort of voice.
"Sure Sasuke, what is it?"
"Well I'm trapped at my grandmas house and-"
Before he could finish he was cut off by something. What could be heard sounded like this:
"Clack! Arhhhhhh! Ching, ching, ching!"
Then Sakura could barely make out a muffled voice that said:
"Sasuke, you sillywillyhead! You know the phone is for grownups only."
She tried the say something but the line went dead.
"Oh my gosh! I have to help him!"
said Sakura to herself, while at the same time inner Sakura was saying
"Chaaaaaaa! This is my chance to beat Ino!"
Sakura hastily got ready for the day and ran out the door of her house. Then she ran down the street for about a block when she realized she didn't know where Sasuke's grandma's house was. So she stopped to think.
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Meanwhile back at grandma's house, Sasuke was pinned to the was with kunie and being scolded by the old woman. He then interrupted her scolding to say,
"Grandma, I'm a ninja. I need to go out and train! I can't just sit around all day!"
There was a brief pause before she answered
"Your absolutely right! Get ready and I will let you train!"
This answer surprised him. He expected her to put up more of a fight. After he got ready, he was about to leave the house when Grandma snuck up behind him.
"Where do you think your about to go all by yourself! I've got to take care of you!"
She was right that he couldn't just leave like that, it was his mission to take care of her after all. So they left together, Sasuke trying to stay in the shadows to avoid mocking glances of passers by. The two of them trained together with the rest of Sasuke's team (except Sakura) for the rest of the day. After a full day of almost non-stop sparring with his grandmother, Sasuke had a back eye, fat lip, several lumps on his head, bruises all over is body and was missing three teeth.
"I don't think this woman needs to be taken care of at all!" thought Sasuke.
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Sakura was beat. She spent the whole day searching Konoha for Sasuke because Tsunade wouldn't give any information about his mission. "Maybe he's at the training grounds?" she thought . "Naw, he wouldn't be there during a mission. Besides, I'm too tiered to go anywhere else".
"Cha!"
screamed inner Sakura,
" I'll find Sasuke even if it takes the rest of my life! But not tonight…" So she went home.
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Back at Grandma's house, Sasuke followed the same bedtime routine as the night before. Except this time, Granny made sure to kiss and bandage all of Sasuke's sparring 'booboos'. He found that completely ridiculous but went along with it anyway to avoid being scolded. Soon he was, once again, in his room, thinking of his new plan of escape.
Jeez, I just can't write funny stuff lately. I write it, make it sound good, and then realize it doesn't sound funny. Maybe I'm just not cut out for writing stuff. ToT :(
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