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Ok I changed the title so forgive me since I messed up Now for the story.

Chapter 2: Three strikes no Ramen

A nice looking car pulled up the entrance of a nice looking ball. Both Inuyasha and Miroku stepped out of the car giving the teen the keys to the car.

"Hey kid, scratch, dent, mess up the car or even fart in the Twenty thousand dollar seats, I'll make your life such a living hell, you'll end up in a mental institute you got that" Inuyasha threaten the poor boy who gulped in fear getting in the car driving like a little old lady.

"Inuyasha you didn't have to traumatize the poor boy" Miroku said getting the infamous Feh from Inuyasha who folded his arms and looked away. Miroku was about to say something else until a woman in a dress passed him by looking sexy and moving her hips seductive, making him drool.

"Ladies, here's your honey bunny" Miroku said sighing dreamily with his perverted self while Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "You'll never change, lets go and get this over with so I can go back home, eat my ramen and go to sleep" growled Inuyasha walking in the double doors.

There were tons of people, and music in there and like always Sesshomaru was in the center of attention, shaking hands, talking to business people and sipping on the sweet rich wine that only went to the special people.

Sesshomaru looked his way, and notice that he showed up talking to the last person he was discussing business with he walked toward Inuyasha. "You showed up...dressed nicely for once little brother" Sesshomaru said while looking at his outfit.

"Feh, I only did this because some BASTARD who I will not mention TOOK MY RAMEN" Inuyasha shouted making it completely silence turning heads toward the brothers.

"I agree with you little brother the party is nice", Sesshomaru said loudly making everyone turn their heads back to what they were doing and the chatting continued. Sesshomaru gave Inuyasha a look holding up one finger that meant strike one, two more and Sesshomaru did god knows what to his Ramen.

"Little brother your little friend Banjo came moments ago maybe you should say hi and STAY out of trouble I'll be watching you", Sesshomaru said walking off to some more businessmen. Inuyasha folded his arms and glared at Sesshomaru behind his back.

It can't be that hard to stay out of trouble right? Nothing happened to him except being surrounded by many women, which he didn't mind. He resisted the urge to slap his forehead great now he was starting to sound like Miroku.

Mostly all of the women at this party glanced at him but the real thing that was bugging him was that girl at the corner not even giving him a glance.

He looked at the girl again, no eye contact what so ever, she was just looking around the place. He took a few looks at her again and she still didn't look at him, what was she blind, he was the hottest thing in this room.

He gave her one more look, that's it he had it he was going to go right up to her. "Excuse me ladies, there's someone I need to see" Inuyasha said in a husky voice making the girls melt.

The ladies let him go, as he walk pass Sesshomaru giving him a Devils smile that said I'm the king of staying out of trouble.

Soon as he did that he jinxed himself, a woman in a bluish looking dress that stopped directly under her butt that every time she'd pass the men all drooled while she came walking toward him. (Guess I just dare you to guess)

Kikyo priestess came bouncing over to him, she was a model/singer always trying to get him in her claws, like all the other women like her except it's the other way around for stress relief of course. "What do you want now Kikyo" he asked as she clang to him yapping her mouth away.

He was about to push her off but then caught eye contact with Sesshomaru as he dared him to do that, he was getting ready to fly up finger number two. Inuyasha started to growl until the angels started to sing Sango was right there talking to some actors.

Sango was famous actress, she's in action, and horror movies, she called the kick ass queen and she keeps up to her reputation because if you get on her bad side lets just say you'll end up in a hospital a good example she made with her good friend Miroku Monk.

He finally made eye contact with Sango giving her the help me out face.

Sango saw the poor soul but couldn't help him if she'd tried since she had so many people on her like wild animals. Giving Inuyasha the "I'm sorry but I'm tied up look" he looked for Miroku maybe he could help him out.

"And I was wondering if we can go to my place and..." her mouth kept going trying to seduce him.

Inuyasha looked behind him for Miroku...where the hell was Miroku wasn't he right behind him to back him up. Kikyo pressed up against him and he cursed keeping the bad thoughts out, trying to see if that girl was still there.

She wasn't...

Damn it where could that no good director be, once you finally need him he's nowhere to be found. "And then we could..." Kikyo said looking down smirking slightly then looking back up at him.

"Kikyo listen to me it's not gonna happen Ever, I heard the rumors so just shut the fuck up and keep your legs closed for once" Inuyasha said at the shocked woman who had her mouth open.

"Now if you'd excuse me, I have someone to look for," Inuyasha growled at her walking off to find that woman.

"No one refuses me Inuyasha I'll get you, just wait," hollered Kikyo to his back. He looked all around she was nowhere to be found, he cursed at his luck and it was all thanks to Kikyo.

He rolled his eyes spotting Miroku getting slapped by yet another girl and then shocked with a taster by another. Walking to the man on the floor paralyzed he shook head while bending down. "Shame on you Miroku, you'll never learn" he said to the man twitching every two seconds.

Miroku didn't say anything just twitched, picking him up Inuyasha glared at him. "Where the hell were you," Inuyasha yelled at the man, he got no response, Miroku was just groaning by the shock of that taster.

Sango came by and looked at both of them in a very strange way when Inuyasha was getting Miroku off the floor it looked like they were hugging. Even Sesshomaru gave them a look when he passed by.

"It isn't what it looks like Sango damn can't someone help a taster man from the floor" grumbled the Hanyou knowing Sango understood what he was talking about.

Sango took a breath in and exhaled then counted to ten and punched off the nearest statues head in her distance breaking it to piece, which was right by her.

Inuyasha saw Sesshomaru's gaze to the headless statue and put up two fingers with one more to go. He wined sadly and growled ticked off, it wasn't his fault that Sango was angry then he was about to kick Miroku but didn't because that would be attacking important people.

Damn his brother was an evil bastard his Ramen was on the line here.

She smiled happily, leaving a scary aura around her that made people stay on the other side of the room, and made Miroku whimper in fear know he was helpless. Still smiling ever so too sweetly Sango started to talk struggling with her words.

"Guys...I...want...you...to...meet...someone," she said sounding like a big sister who doesn't want their brother in her room.

Sango turned to the crowd and kept smiling that terrifying smile that just screamed murder. "Kagome come on out" Sango said in the same position, when she came out Inuyasha dropped poor Miroku to the floor.

The girl called Kagome came out in a red dress that fitted perfectly with all her curves there were a couple of guys having their tongues out to the floor. Her hair was to her back making her figure look more perfect as it is. Her blue eyes were innocent and unpredictable at the same time.

Sango had that same face "Guys this is Kagome Higurashi, my best friend" she paused giving Inuyasha a look, "Kagome this is the Inuyasha Shikon and Miroku Monk" Sango said.

Inuyasha ignored her look, so Kagome was the one who ignored him maybe she was the hard to get type.

Kagome smiled nervously feeling the scary aura when she got down here, they must have really ticked her off. "Hello it's an honor to meet you both" Kagome said shaking Inuyasha's hand without melting to his charming smile.

He frowned a little this might be harder than he thought, "So Kagome how did you meet Sango" he asked the girl who didn't even flinch at his looks. Before she could answer his questions he noticed Miroku moving slightly to get a good look under Kagome's dress on the floor.

Sango saw the director as he looked like a deer in headlights "MIROKU" roared the actress. The director smiled sheepishly that was all he could do since he was paralyzed as Sango attacked the poor man.

"You perverted freak how dare you, even try something like that yet again if I had a taster I would taster your ass so bad you would sleep with men" Sango yelled at the director. Making Kagome and Inuyasha watch as Miroku was stomped on ten times worst when his hand groped Sango's behind.

Soon Sango quit stomping on poor Miroku, "Come on Kagome, let's go" Sango walked off waving off to Inuyasha dragging Kagome along.

He got a great view of her behind, then he looked at his bud on the floor "You'll never learn" he said to the unconscious man the fourth time that night deciding it was time to go home.

Thank god Sesshomaru knew Sango and Miroku because that could have been strike three for letting famous people attack other famous people, which was a stupid rule.

Sesshomaru snapped his fingers waving Inuyasha off giving him the signal he wouldn't do horrible experiments to the ramen.

After waiting about three hours for the man who took his car and came slowly around the corner. He took Miroku home and put him to bed then drove home, thinking about Kagome Higurashi.

A/n: Well I'm done with this story, more to come, finally Kagome comes in the picture and I'm so sorry about Miroku don't hate me for that...

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