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Miroku's get away pad

"Miroku hurry up with the popcorn the movie starting" yelled Sango's voice at Miroku in the kitchen.

"Alright already I'm coming so what are we watching" asked Miroku flopping on the couch putting the bowl on the table.

"This new movie called dark moon, I don't think little boys should be watching this" Kagome said getting looks from the teens.

"Come on Kagome we're fifteen for crying out loud no stupid movie going to scare us, right guys" Souta said confidently.

"Right" they said at the same time, Sango rolled her eyes "Alright you can watch it just don't come to me asking to protect you from some monster" she said.

"Yes" they said jumping on the couch or on the floor.

"Shhh it's starting" said Miroku clapping his hands to turn off the lights in the house.

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It was pouring outside, a dark figure came dragging toward a house in the middle of the night as you heard muttering curses.

He dragged along the clinking of the pole still attached to his ankle. The only thing that was on his mind was the bitch was going to pay.

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"AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD IT"S JOHNNY" screamed the character in the movie. Everyone was staring at the big screen T.v. in terror, "SARAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T TOUCH HIM" yelled the other character.

everyone huddled together in terror.

Soon enough the door slammed open reliving a figure to the door "BITCH" roared the dark figure from the door.

"AHHH" everyone screamed, they turned and saw a dark figure. Lighting flashed making him look like the killer in the movie.

"AHHHHHHH IT"S THE REAPER" they all yelled Sango and the boys ran upstairs as Miroku and Kagome jumped behind the couch.

It closed the door then clapped it's hands, the lights went on and it was only... Inuyasha?

"In...Inu..Inuyasha?" asked Miroku shaking in terror behind the couch.

"No the Easter bunny, who do you think I'am" he said sarcastically. Miroku was about open his mouth but Inuyasha stopped him.

"Where's the wench" he said

"Inuyasha I have no idea what your talking about" Miroku said

"The wench from the beach"

"Sango? Inuyasha that's not nice"

"No not Sango, the bitch"

"Oh you mean the one I was..."

"No the bitch, the bitch that was with Sango" yelled Inuyasha in frustration.

"Oh you mean Kagome, she's right OWIE" yelped Miroku being pinched by Kagome giving him a look.

"I mean she went right home" Miroku laughed nervously as Inuyasha gave him a dark look.

"Miroku may I ask what your hiding" Inuyasha growled cracking his knuckles "You know you can't hide what I can smell and I smell a wench" he said.

"Um no that's my new cologne called uh sexy beast smells good huh" asked Miroku motioning for Kagome get out of here.

Kagome took that chance and crawled away from the couch, "Miroku" Inuyasha warned walking toward the couch.

Noone but Miroku "I told you it was my cologne, you been out in the rain to long buddy" Miroku said patting him on the head.

'Creak'

Inuyasha turned his head and Kagome froze. "Um...hi" she said to a very wet sexy Inuyasha that was only in his swimming trunks.

"Hi, now that we got that out of the way get these damn things off of me" roared Inuyasha lunging at her as she ran up the stairs. Miroku was about to go after them but decided not after he heard this.

"AHHH HELP ME"

"GET BACK HERE"

:Clink, clink, clink:

"SANGO HE'S CHASING KAGOME" Souta yelled

" I'LL SAVE YOU, KAGOME DUCK"

:Whoosh, Thwack:

:Thud:

"Yeah we caught the reaper" the boys yelled

"...That's not a reaper that's Inuyasha" Sango's voice yelled

"Oops...well you did it" Kohaku shouted

"Why you little" started Sango

"Um as much as I would love to see you two argue...can you GET THIS MAN OFF OF ME" roared Kagome right under the unconscious Inuyasha.

They stopped and looked at her "Sorry Kagome" they said to the girl who they decided to help since she was turning blue.

In the morning---------

"Inuyasha...Inuyasha...Inuyasha" called a voice that sounded strangely like Miroku. He opened his eyes slightly to see Miroku standing over him.

"What happened"

"Sango kind of knocked you out with a huge boomerang" he said "How you feeling?"

Inuyasha snorted "That's a stupid question to ask, two words like shit" Miroku chuckled a bit before shoving the phone in Inuyasha's face.

"I know this is not a good time right now but Sesshomaru's on the phone" Inuyasha groaned before grabbing the phone out of Miroku's hand.

"Yeah what do you want" he said simply,

"Is that how you answer the phone" Inuyasha rolled his eyes "What do you want Sesshomaru" he said.

"Sorry to cut your vacation short but..." Inuyasha interrupted "No" he said.

"Inuyasha..."

"No"

"The studio..."

"No"

"Inuyasha I'm warning..."

"No, see you in two weeks Sesshomaru" Inuyasha said hanging up the phone and putting it on the counter. Miroku gave him a look "What?"

"Nothing, nothing come on we're already late for breakfast" Inuyasha hopped out of bed then stopped..

Miroku turned around at the door "What's wrong"

"Where's the pole and handcuffs" Miroku chuckled "Kagome took it off since we couldn't get you in the door, it was very hilarious once you seen how many times we had actually dropped you...uh I think we should get ready for breakfast" Miroku said speeding down the halls.

Inuyasha stood there for a second "Wait a minute get back here Miroku" yelled the hanyou chasing him down.

Kitchen-------

"Good morning Kagome, good morning Sango what's to eat" Miroku said entering the Kitchen with a bump on his head and Inuyasha behind him.

"Sango's cooking" choked Kohaku slowly eating the burned up food like it was poison. Miroku and Inuyasha blanched "Um I think Inuyasha's calling me" said Miroku slamming into Inuyasha.

"Oh Inuyasha I didn't see you there, oh look my phone is vibrating I must go answer it" he said quickly running from the room. Sango looked at the Inuyasha dangerously "What's your excuse"

Inuyasha sat down calmly and pointed to Kagome "Bitch here will cook me something, and just to let you know the boys are sneaking out" Inuyasha smirked as the teenagers froze on the spot.

"You three get back here and finish eating" shouted Sango the boys ran out the door for safety.

"Run away" they shouted as Sango ran after them

"Sango wait..."

She was gone...

Inuyasha coughed to get her attention it worked like a charm as he smirked that had revenge written all over him.

"You, you wanted to get me alone didn't you" hissed Kagome he smirked again, "Maybe, hey by the way thanks for taking those hand cuffs off of me" he said getting up from his seat walking toward her.

She got up about to walk out the door, he grabbed her and pinned her to the wall.

"Let me go I will personal arrest your ass" Kagome hissed at him, he just smirked she was feisty as hell and he liked it.

He stopped so close to her face, that their nose were touching.

"So Kagome was it, my name is Inuyasha your personal ticket to hell and boy are we going to have lots of fun together" he said in a devilish smirk that made her shiver.

A/n: Yes I'm finish with this chapter, yes the torture begins :laughs manically with thunder and lighting background before stops and coughs like it never happened: what does Inuyasha have planned for Kagome? Well your just going to have to read to find out!

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