1:Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha now leave me alone so I can eat my depression away.
:WFS: It's that time again and now I have a cold great just great.....
It had been one whole week and all you heard in the house was one word...
"BITCH"
"BITCH"
"BITCH"
"BITCH"
"BITCH" rang out his voice over and over until she had to struggle with herself not to go insane every time he called her.
First it was just to cook something now she's zooming all over the place at the snap of his fingers.
In the kitchen Sango sighed in her chair hearing Inuyasha for the thousandth time already, and it was really starting to bug her. Hearing footsteps and screaming Sango sighed again as she got up and moved out of the way before Kagome ran her over to kill Inuyasha.
Kagome went pass her to the sink before she backed up with whip cream on her face.
"BITCH" he called again
"JACKASS" she called back
"What happened" Sango laughed seeing her eyes shine at the butcher knife on the counter.
Kagome frowned seeing her best friend laughing at her, "That jackass spayed whip cream on me and demanded water" she said slamming a cup on the counter.
Sango shook her head still laughing "Kagome calm down don't end up doing anything drastic over a little whip cream"
"Drastic? Sango I saw Miroku carrying victoria secret stuff in the house" Sango's laughing stopped and her face turned deadly pale.
Her eyebrows sprang up then slowly twitched down until her eyes caught the butcher knife. Kagome taking the knife she deiced to take Sango out of the kitchen before Miroku just unexpectedly walks...
"Hello ladies" Miroku said taking a seat then looked at Sango "Um Sango is there anything wrong" Kagome shook her head, man did he have bad timing.
"BITCH I WANT MY WATER BY TODAY" rang his voice again outside getting a tan.
"Alright I'm coming...sexy master" Kagome forced out of her throat grabbing the water from the counter carrying the water out to him. He opened his left eye and eyed the drink.
"No I did not poison it" she said giving it to him, he took it then he looked at her.
"Give me a massage" she twitched and gave him a look.
"Excuse me"
" You heard me come on you know you want to touch my body" he said turning around on his stomach. Kagome face turned red from both embarrassment and anger.
"Never" Inuyasha smiled, "I knew you would say something like that, I command you to give me a massage"
She cursed ,and started at his shoulders. "Have you done this before" he mumbled as his ears twitched every now and then. She didn't answer she just kept doing his shoulders, "Lower" Inuyasha mumbled, falling into the feeling of her fingers going lower on his mid back,
it was soft and gentle even though he felt her press her nails into his back.
"Lower" he said again and that's were she stopped all together. Kagome glared at the back of his head "I'm not touching your ass" she said as he turn around to face her.
"What do you want me to turn around and say lower" Inuyasha suggested turning around to face her.
Her eye twitched and he smirked, he was getting so very under her skin that it took all her power not to dump all that cold water on his body.
"Alright, Alright man can you take a joke, just get me some lemonade with those little umbrella's" Inuyasha said shooing her off with his hand.
"Goosfaba, Goosfaba" she mumbled over and over as she went to get his lemonade. Inuyasha looked at figure go inside as she mumbled some nonsense under her breath.
"I guess not..."
Then after fifteen minutes he was starting to get fed up with all the waiting how long did it take to make lemonade.
"I'm getting old here wench any day now would be fine" he yelled lazily, she came back with his lemonade and shoved it in his face. "Where's the little umbrella?" he said looking at one.
"It's right there are you blind" she pointing at the obvious as he looked at her "Did I say I wanted one I want two it is so oblivious now go, go and get me another little umbrella" he said watching her expression on her face.
Yeah she was pissed off it looked like she was going to shove the umbrella down his throat and yell some nonsense Sesshomaru would probably say with his big intelligent words.
She stormed off and he waited with a grin on his face. Soon she came back and held the drink so he could take it.
"Here" but he looked at it weirdy she sighed
"What now"
"You know two umbrella's don't look right in this cup take one of them back" Inuyasha said shooing her away with his hand.
Kagome had just about enough "Why don't to go put it back, and while you at it here's your drink sexy master" she yelled pouring the lemonade all over him.
Just when she was about to walk off and find Sango and say that she's going back to the police department. Two unbelievable strong arms grabbed her and spun her around, only for her to face Inuyasha barring his fangs at her.
Maybe she shouldn't have done that...
"You think you can get away with that, think again" he growled lifting her up with two hands not noticing the figure standing by the door way.
"What are you doing put me down, put me down" she screamed.
Inuyasha leaned toward the pool"Ok I'll put you down".
Kagome wasn't an idiot he was going to throw her in the pool "Never mind hold me, hold me" she shouted but her cries were ignored as he threw her in the middle of the pool.
Inuyasha laughed his heart out the way her face looked when she was thrown out his arms like that. Kagome resurface and glared at him as she swam back to the edge.
As she got out of the water Inuyasha stared at her coming out like it was in slow motion, her shirt clinged to every single curve on her body as the water seducetivly ran down. He bit his lip as his eyes followed it sliding all the way down to her thighs.
He quietly bit back a small groan in his throat before thinking about the way her gentle hands touched his skin. He closed his eyes and wondered what would it feel like for her hands to touch his...
"If your done fooling around with your plaything little brother we have things to discuss" said that eerie voice that snapped him out of his fantasy.
Inuyasha quickly turned around to face none other than Sesshomaru in his business suit and all.
"What are you doing here" he growled
"Well lets see someone had a bomb and blew up the studio, everything in the studio was destroyed, I call you to tell you that we're moving to a new studio and to end your vacation. So you can restart your album, but you hang up on me. So I waste one week, four and a half hours twenty minutes and ninety three seconds coming down here from Miami to see you fooling around with some girl" said Sesshomaru.
"Your kidding me, why the hell didnt you say so sooner" yelled Inuyasha. Sesshomaru walked up to Inuyasha calmly before flicking his ears.
"Do your ears work or am I speaking gorilla" said Sesshomaru "Don't you dare answer that" he said after he saw Inuyasha getting ready to open his mouth to make a smart comment.
Inuyasha closed his mouth, then folded his arms. Sesshomaru looked around " That's strange where's the pervert man and theanger management woman"
"They have names you know and they are in the house" Inuyasha snapped at Sesshomaru who looked at him. "Well don't stand there like your on vacation little brother cause it's over and get them then go to the limo" Inuyasha didn't move.
"And if I say no" he said seeing Sesshomaru slowly losing his patience, the tension went in the air in a snap after Inuyasha said that and Kagome wasn't feeling to comfortable. "You know what, why don't I go get them" she said getting out of there as soon as possible.
Sesshomaru looked at where Kagome ran off "You know little brother, she has a lot more brains than you, I'll be in the limo and hurry up I don't have all day" he said walking to the door.
"Oh and Inuyasha" Sesshomaru said as Inuyasha turned to look at him "Take a shower you smell like lemonade and another foul odor that i will not speak of"
Inuyasha threw him a dirty look as he grumbled and walked in the house.
A/n: Sorry I had to wreck the vacation but trust me it gets better a lot better, why well I cant tell you that. You are just going to have to keep reading to find out...
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