Disclaimer: Do I own Inuyasha? ...nope not at all dang it . . . that sucks
Ok sorry for the long delay but I had to go places then when I came back I got a serious case of writers block I swear I was racking my brain for a while a long while sorry if I took so long and thank you all for reviewing you all rock!
Leon covered his eyes as he turned around "Ok now thanks to you both my eyes burn" Kagome made a groan that didn't go well with the situation.
"Leon, it's not what it looks like" Kagome shouted red in the face, Leon mentally rolled his eyes.
"Sure, so what your trying to say that all this is just a sick disturbing dream I walked into" Leon said still having his eyes covered.
Kagome rolled off Inuyasha getting a grunt from him. "No just all a misunderstanding" she explained to the traumatized cat demon squirming every now and then with a newspaper in his other hand.
"You can look at us Leon" said Kagome still on the floor handcuffed to Inuyasha. Leon turned around facing them and he saw the handcuff getting another horrified eyebrow shot up from Leon.
"Oh good lord Kagome you used your handcuffs on him" Leon shouted getting coworkers popping their heads out of their offices looking at Leon halfway in the door.
"Sh! Leon, I told you it's not like that" shouted Kagome "Isn't that right Inuyasha . . . "
Inuyasha laid to the side giving Kagome a lazy look. "Kagome there's nothing to be ashamed about if he thinks we screwed around then, we screwed around" Inuyasha said lifting their wrist up that had the handcuffs. "With handcuffs" he stated
Kagome gave a frustrated cry then slapped her forehead. "Your not helping" she said clearly
"Yeah I know" said Inuyasha.
"I hate you"
"Yeah I know"
"I can't stand you"
"Yeah I know"
Leon watched this go on for five minutes before giving them a blank look. "Uh . . . you know what I'll go get something to eat now I'll leave you two here" Leon said starting to walk out of the room until he felt weight on his left leg.
"Wait! Leon please don't leave me with this bastard" complained Kagome getting a twitch from Inuyasha.
"Leave her" He said only to get a glare from Kagome then she looked back at him with puppy dog eyes.
Leon gave a weary sigh "You have five minutes to explain starting now"
"Thank you Leon"
"Four minutes" he stated giving her a blank look.
"Well you see" she started
After explaining
"And then you walked in" she said getting a quiet o from Leon who was now sitting in his desk chair.
"So the key fell in the mouse hole, it couldn't have gone that far I'll see if I can get it" Leon said
Kagome jumped up from her seat and flung her self at Leon pulling Inuyasha making him crash into them.
"Oh thank you Leon" she said happily not caring about the weight and hugged Leon getting groans from both men on the floor.
"Oh sorry" she said as they all got up from the floor giving Leon a chance to walk to the mouse hole and bend down.
He saw the key flash "Yeah I see it, it's not that far so I can grab it" he said reaching his two fingers in the hole searching around for a bit until he got a hold of it.
"Ah I got it" Leon said but unknown to him there was a mouse who was having a very ticked off day and walked toward his finger then chomped down on it.
"Ah FUCK . . . " Leon roared pulling his finger out of the mouse hole, making Kagome and Inuyasha jump, who made the old lady passing by the door have a heart attack.
"Someone call the ambulance" shouted a near by officer, making people shuffle around doing stuff.
Inuyasha who wasn't really paying attention had to ask "Did you get it yet"
Kagome looked at him disgusted "There was a lady who had a heart attack outside the door and you want to know if he got the key yet!" yelled Kagome.
"What it's not my problem Simba here scared the living winkles out of that lady not me" he said.
"Why you inconsiderate bastard," Kagome started, as they both yet again started arguing.
Leon who was nursing his finger looked in the mouse hole again
No key . . .
"Shit" he mumbled under his breath as he looked a little harder.
No key . . .
He looked up at Inuyasha and Kagome "Guys . . . "
They yelled at each other
He tried again "Guys . . . "
They waved bats in the air dangerously looking at each other
"Guys" he shouted they both turn toward him
"WHAT" they shouted
"The key is gone" he said simply
Blank looks . . .
"What did you say" Kagome asked
"The . . . key . . . is . . . gone" Leon said plainly
More blank looks
"Um do we have a spare key" Kagome asked this time getting a blank look from Leon.
"No that was the spare key if you forgot that you have lost the original key," Leon said dully making Kagome and Inuyasha give another blank look.
"You never got another one just incase we might be in an awkward predicament like 'THIS' one"
"No never crossed my mind that you would use 'handcuffs' as a sexual device" Leon said. Inuyasha nodded his head in agreement "Like I said before kinky"
"Shut up this is all your fault" Inuyasha eyebrow's rose
"Me? I didn't jump reaching for these things" he accused lifting his wrist to prove a point
"Well who's the retard who would give them to me and latched them on my other wrist instead of being a good citizen and letting me arrest them" she said.
"Who in their right minds would do that" Inuyasha said.
Leon starting to get a mirage from this nonsense got up and pushed them both out of the room.
"Until I get another key which I hope you won't misplace or use for other things, both of you will have to deal with each other until then" and with that said Leon slammed the door.
They both said nothing at all they just looked at the door the handcuff's and then themselves.
Before Kagome banged on the door "LEON, LEON DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS JERK LEON, LEON" she shouted. Inuyasha watched her do this for a few more seconds before yanking her over to him.
"Well lets look on the bright side of things Kagome, I could just be some horny demon" Inuyasha said making her glare at him. Ignoring the look Inuyasha tugged on the handcuff's
"Lets get something to eat" he said tugging at her "I'm starting to get hungry" he said he didn't even give her a chance to answer, he pulled her all the way down the hall.
Kagome noticed coworkers poking their heads out one by one whispering silently, she knew what they were thinking hell the way they were looking there was a reason not to think that way.
Inuyasha pulling along noticed that Kagome started picking up her pace faster hearing her mumble "four more feet just four more feet" started looking around as co. workers stared at them, he was about say something but they went in the elevator and the doors shut.
Kagome put her hands to her face like she was hiding herself "I won't hear the end of this" she mumbled "I want to die"
"Well don't do it right now I don't feel like dragging your dead ass everywhere" Inuyasha said. Kagome shot him a look "Inuyasha look at us, I'm going to be the gossip of work, 'Kagome having sex in the office' do you know how fast gossip flies" She moaned sliding to the floor.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes "Well duh your talking to a celebrity here there's always gossip about me even dirty ones" Kagome rolled her eyes "Maybe cause it's all true" she said getting yanked up by Inuyasha not giving her skirt time to go down as he pinned her to yet another wall.
"And what the hell do you know" he growled pushing up against her. She looked to the side before she noticed the door was open.
Little kids on a flied trip were there . . .
And Inuyasha was between her legs . . .
The kid's eyes were wide . . .
The officer eyes were wide . . .
Her eyes went wide then she blushed like a cherry and Inuyasha seeing her reaction turned his head.
The door was opened . . .
Little eyes on them . . .
Officer . . .
"Ah shit" he mumbled before Kagome kicked him in the groin getting an painful yelp from Inuyasha and pushed him to the floor.
"And that kids are one of a couple of moves of how getting a stranger off of you" Kagome said smiling getting ooo's and ah's from the small bunch.
Entrance of the police station
"Damn it woman, did you have to kick that hard" whined Inuyasha trying not to touch the painful throbbing sensation to ease the pain.
"You deserved it, jumping at me in an elevator those kids could have been scared for life" Kagome said glaring at him.
"Wasn't my fault if you had never said any thing with your smart mouth I wouldn't have even slammed you up to the elevator wall" he said as they passed by a blushing Rose who misunderstood the whole thing as they walked out the door.
Outside > > >
"I'm driving" Inuyasha said hopping in the front seat pulling his keys out before seeing Kagome stand right outside his door.
"Well what are you waiting for get in" he said with an irrate look, she gave one back lifting the handcuffs which was on her right wrist "I can't with you sitting in that seat looks like I'm driving" she said.
"Like hell you are"Inuyasha snapped there was no way in hell he was letting this wench drive his car.
Ten minutes later
"I don't believe I'm letting you drive my baby" Inuyasha mumbled.
Kagome rolled her eyes "Well that's what the power of hunger will do to a man" she said sensing he was going to say something quickly thought of something "So where to" she asked getting him to shut his mouth and think.
"Ramen shop" he said, "just take a right"
She nodded about to turn until one of those crazy drivers sped pass them "Reckless driver sorry Inuyasha I'm going to have to borrow the car" Kagome said
"Wait what! NO WAY IN . . . " his head flew back into the seat as she pushed on the gas. Soon enough she caught up with the man and honked the horn, he turned his head.
"YOU" he worded with his mouth in surprise as he pressed on the gas and sped off faster.
Inuyasha sighed "Oh great Kagome you scared the man away with your looks you know I always knew you was a..." his head flew back in the seat again.
"Oh sorry what was that" Kagome said spinning the car to the right where the driver sped in not noticing the sign that said the zoo. The driver kept driving on speeding by citizens and their children jumping out of their way.
"Dang this is going to get dangerous I have to stop him Inuyasha why don't you call the police" Kagome said.
"Not a bad idea" he said picking his cell phone out of his pocket dialing 911 "Hello . . . THERE'S A CRAZY BITCH DRIVING MY CAR IN A ZOO CHASING A MAN I REPEAT HELP . . . " Kagome took the cell from him giving him a weary look before putting the phone to her ear driving after the man.
"Hello this is Detective Kagome Higurashi I need back up there's a reckless driver in the zoo a.s.a.p" she said hitting a hot dog stand as Inuyasha nearly flew out of the car to check for scratches.
There was a scratch . . .
On the side of his car . . .
There was going to be chaos . . .
As he growled and grabbed the wheel . . .
"What the . . . WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING" she yelled turning the wheel left making the car screech.
"Exactly what I should have done stop you from driving my baby there's a scratch on my car" Inuyasha yelled turning the wheel right again.
"You have money get it fixed" she yelled turning the wheel left missing the old woman Inuyasha nearly hit.
"HELL NO" he roared turning the wheel right slamming into the driver who was right next to them unnoticed and the cars smashed into a window exhibit . . .
The monkey's exhibit . . .
Kagome and Inuyasha glared at each other while two monkeys were on their shoulder trying to find bugs in their hair, as for the other monkeys they were escaping.
"Do you have any idea what you just done" Kagome yelled at the him
" Oh yes I saved my car and freed a bunch of wild monkeys" He said seeing a couple of baboons "and some baboons"
Kagome slapped her head as they fought some more over the wheel not noticing that they not only went in snake, lions, polar bears, and any other animal exhibit, they lost the man.
"OH great thanks a lot driver crack a lot we lost him" Kagome shouted at Inuyasha who had the other side of the wheel.
"ME? What about you, your messing up my car" yelled Inuyasha
"FORGET YOUR DAMN CAR" roared Kagome having Inuyasha yelp in fear from her outburst and let go of the wheel making Kagome force it to the left without Inuyasha holding it smashing into the guy they thought they lost.
And then they hit a ramp...
Flew into the air...
Into what exhibit now you ask...
The elephants exhibit . . .
"Ok your going to kill us give me the wheel" shouted Inuyasha grabbing the wheel.
Kagome and Inuyasha were fighting over the wheel as the elephants walked by them except one lazy one who just did not feel like getting up just yawned away.
Kagome looking up saw the elephant "INUYASHA" she screamed making him look up out of
"AW SHI . . . "
A/n: well I think I'll stop here . . . I know I will get yelled at, will this be the end? Will someone go to the hospital? Will Inuyasha save his baby? ...Nah. I won't do that to you all
:sweat drops as I feel everyone behind me with metal bats and flame background: whaaaa I said I won't do it! Just go down don't hurt me
Inuyasha grabbed the wheel with both hands and turned the car right then left again seeing another one then smashed into the driver's car that came out of no where and then they all smashed into the wall.
The cops came soon after pulling the man out of the car as Kagome had to undergo the torture of hearing Inuyasha checking up on his poor baby. Which was smashed up in the front the mirror was broken off and that seemed to be mostly it..
"Don't worry baby daddy will get you all fixed up, don't you worry that evil psycho lady will never touch you again no she won't" Inuyasha said rubbing his car.
Kagome rolled her eyes before seeing Leon with a subway sandwich "So...what happened here" he said taking a bite out of his sandwich.
"...Leon aren't you suppose to be working on our keys" Kagome growled at the man who put his hands up turning his face to the right to take a bite out of his sandwich.
"I was but then I got hungry and then I was near the zoo so I decided to check things out" he said.
All of a sudden Inuyasha yelled no and they turned around to see that an elephant sat on his car as it fell to pieces.
And by pieces that meant the doors fell off, the wheels rolled off making it slam to the ground and, it gave its last pathetic cry as it died and Inuyasha fell to his knees.
"WHY" he cried as Kagome rolled her eyes again and Leon took a bite out of his sandwich.
"So...you need a ride to your place" asked Leon
"No somewhere else I don't trust him in my house" Kagome stated plainly still next to Inuyasha watching him and the drama about his car.
Outside a Hotel > > >
"Thanks for the ride Leon" Kagome said as he nodded his head and drove off. Inuyasha had been glaring at her the whole day since the 'death' of his baby but he had money why not buy a new baby.
"Inuyasha for the fourth thousand and fifty ninth time I'm sorry how was I suppose to know an elephant was going to sit on your car and break to pieces" Kagome said still getting a glare.
"Lets just get inside I'm tired"reasoned Kagome finally able to drag Inuyasha inside the hotel to the man at the desk.
"Welcome to Hotel Paradise...um would that be a room for two" asked the man behind the desk seeing the handcuffs.
"Yes please" Kagome said
"Your room is 210 have a wonder stay at Hotel Paradise" he said giving Kagome the keys who dragged the hanyou with her.
In room 210 > > >
"I'm going to bed" mumbled Kagome plopping flat on the bed bringing Inuyasha down with her.
"Why don't you take a shower you smell" Inuyasha said finally
"If you didn't notice we're stuck together so I'd rather smell than take a shower with you right there" she mumbled sleepily.
"Feh" he said laying down next to her "Your one crazy wench you know that...Kagome" he turned to look at her and found her fast asleep.
"Feh going to sleep while I'm talking, I won't ever understand women" he grumbled to himself while he sniffed then sniffed again.
"What is that wonderful smell" he muttered.
He moved closer to Kagome sniffing "Why does she smell so...SHIT she's in heat" he whispered.
A/n: Ok I'll end it there ok I know I know I know you all hate me for not updating sooner but for one time only since I made you all wait so long you can yell at me when you send your reviews lol but only this once thanks for those reviews like I said before every single one of you rule!
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