Heimdall Vs. LotR
Gandalf—might take such a liking to him as Loki.
Elves—may accept him due to the fact that he is kind to nature.
Dwarves—may like him simply because Heimdall can really hold a grudge.
Humans—would dismiss him as a child. Perhaps the Rangers would take him seriously.
Hobbits—would be amazed at how good his sight is and the fact that he can communicate with birds.
Orcs—Heimdall would just kill them to vent his anger about losing to Loki again.
Balrog—chances wouldn't be as good as Loki's. Heimdall would probably flee to avoid it entirely!
Saruman—Heimdall needed someone to take out his stress on. Saruman was in the wrong place at the wrong time!
Sauron—readers would have to figure that one out. I wonder if there are any gods who could take this guy on…
Wargs—beware of stampeding wargs! Heimdall would have his bird friends bug them until they went away.
Dragons—would tell the dragon to take a hike and leave him alone. (Heimdall gets in a bad mood so easily!)
Ents—wouldn't put up with Heimdall. Might ignore or attack him.
Heimdall may be my favorite character, but I'm not going to let him have a break.
Heimdall—some fan you are! You know I could take them all on!
Writer—can it pipsqueak! I'm not giving any of you Norse gods a break!
Heimdall—well you could have been more evil toward Loki at least!
Writer—Bite me you little runt. If I was more sadistic toward Loki then I might give you the same treatment! Ever thought of that!
Heimdall-You wouldn't dare!
Writer-Hmmm, maybe I should post that picture of you in a maids outfit?
Heimdall turns white in the face and runs off saying "You're a Follower of Loki's!"
Writer chuckles evilly.
