Freya Vs. LotR
Gandalf—would enjoy the company
Elves—would like her because she is the Goddess of Love
Dwarves—Freya would have too much difficulty trying to figure out which of the dwarves are men and which are the girls
Humans—would go to her for love advice. Aragorn would not want to make Freya mad if he wants to marry Arwan
Hobbits—would seek her help on marriage advice
Ents—would like her peaceful nature
Orcs—Freya would call on her older brother Frey to get rid of them
Balrog—Goddess of Love against a whip wielding monster? As if.
Saruman—wouldn't like her one bit
Sauron—would send someone to get rid of her
Wargs—Freya would think at first that it is Fenrir only to be fatally mistaken
Dragon—Your kidding Right?