BLEACH: THE SIDE STORY

by desukawaiikitten-san

it was 7:00 japan time. it was normal day were every1 watched anime and played ddr in japan and take subway at eat ramen and pocky. ichigo went to skool to hook up wit his educations.on his way he see rukia
ichio:hi rukia
rukia: ur dumb
rukia: feels evil presents i feel evil presents!
ichigo: me 2
rukia: ima go investigate it bbl k

icigo: k
it is now 15:00 japan time

ichigo: idk where rukia is looks under bedsheets
all of a sudden, the house shakes! mayb earthquake! WHO KNOWS
icchigo: THE ERATH IS SHAKING
all of a sudden, solar flare shines! he cant see nuthin and all of a sudden he looks outside
every1 is gon!
ichigo: WTF

ichgio: mayb rukia is intrubl
ichigo recalls evil presents
ichigo: ig2g find her!
ichigojumps out 10 ft window

ichigo was gon. he go find rukia but he see the streets were empty. he looked in cliche empty area#1, #2, #3, #4, and #5, wher he usually find

hollows but nobody wuz there. he go off bak to city to luk again but now he see rukia fiting a hollow!
hollow: ur mine! im gonna eat u spirit reapers (300/200) taste the best!1
rukia: not in ur life!
ichigo: RUKIA!
rukia: omg thanks for showing up so l8
hollow then trys to strike rukia but he is level 9 and rukia is level 8. rukia dodge the attack but she still gets hurt. she kant get up now.

rukia: I CNAT GET UP! I NEED HELP

ichigo: dun wurry i save u!
ichigo: takes his sword and fites hollow for 10 str8 minutes until the hollow seems like he is winning
hollow: ull never beat me entirely because when i dye, there will be a stronger hollow, and then a stronger 1, and ten a steroner one!
ichigo: STFU!
hollow: i guess u dont want to here wut happened 2 all da ppl...
ichigo: wut happened?
mr. hollow explained wut happaned to the ppl. it seems that they have gon to an alternatve universe that the hollows made the only way they come back is if

ichigo defeated the hollow
ichigo: now all i have to defeatu!

hollow: easier sed then DONE!strikes him
ichigo: OWWWWWWW
hollow: time 2 eat u spirit reaper! IM TARGETING U!
ALL OF A SUDEN HOPED SEEMED LOST, BUT CLICHE MOMENT IN ANIME HAPPEND WHERE RUKIA STRIKES DA HOLLOW IN DA BACK
hollow: NO!
rukia: finish him off plz

ichigo: with pleaseure...pleasure...pleasure...
ichigo then sliced hollow and send him to death world where he belonged. all of a sudden every 1came back like nothing have ever happened, except for the 200 million dollars in prprety dmg.

ichigo: luks like things turned prtyy good after all, huh? ;;;; scratches back of head kekekekeke
rukia: hits him on the head -.- did u hear wut he sed! stronger 1s will come back! if u want to be a spirit reaper u gotta take ur intel serusly
ichigo: I guess uu...
ichigo: rukia.. thank u 4 saving me...
rukia: blush(she actually lieks him) well... you're welcome..I guess. But we have work to do!
they then left to go do work(maybe they fall in love one day and have baby spirit reapers)