Not much to say up here, other than I never knew how divided the Naruto fandom was when it came to people actually liking Naruto as the main protagonist. So far, I got a lot of people who love Kakashi and dislike Naruto, and a lot of people who feel indifferent about Kakashi, love Naruto, and dislike Sasuke to boot.
I love it.
Anyways, please enjoy this chapter, and the author's notes will be at the bottom.
With how long Boruto was taking with talking their mother's ear off on the other line, Naruto found himself feeling the need to kill time. Catching wind of Boruto quietly asking Kushina for advice on how to talk better with girls, specifically Sarada, Naruto had to physically hold himself back from immediately teasing his younger brother. 'What a dork… Doesn't he know that she's already into him?! God Boruto, you're kind of dumb, aren't you?!' Naruto thought to himself, before taking his empty cup toward the soda machine to pour himself another drink, before making his way to the other side of the store.
One of the best features of that particular 7-Eleven was that the owner had set up a lounge area in the corner of the mini mart that was dedicated for families to use while waiting for their loved ones to do a bit of shopping. 'Might as well get cozy; it might be a while," Naruto thought to himself, as he made his way over a large leather couch to plop himself down on. Reaching over toward the remote that was resting on the public coffee table in front of him, Naruto crossed his legs and made himself comfortable as he flipped on the mounted flatscreen television to begin channel surfing.
And while Naruto was enjoying his favorite Saturday morning cartoons, ones that he wouldn't ever admit to still liking even as a young adult, Boruto was helping himself to his older brother's snacks— munching on a bag of hot Cheetos while listening advently to the advice his mother was giving to him. With the two Uzumaki children preoccupied with their own activities, with little intention of stepping outside the sliding glass door of the convenience store, Naki found himself sweating bullets each time a bystander walked down the sidewalk across from the store front.
"… What the actual FUCK is taking these stupid little SHITS so godDAMN LONG— UGHHHH!!!" Naki screamed out loud like a mentally unwell person, while unknowingly causing the various bystanders to walk across the road to avoid having to pass by the alleyway he was poorly hiding himself in.
"Twenty minutes… It's been twenty-motherFUCKING minutes, and those two little bastards are still fucking around in there?! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY EVEN— Oh, shit…" Naki quickly silenced himself mid-rant, after quickly realizing that one of the bystanders had finally decided to make their way from the sidewalk and toward the entrance of the mini mart.
"Ah, shit…! He's gonna blow my fucking cover if ends up getting himself killed…!" Naki muttered anxiously to himself, as his red eyes widened while he grabbed handfuls of his own slicked-back blond hair. Not wanting to face the wrath of Yamoori for mucking up another mission, Naki quickly hid his suitcase beneath a nearby dumpster, so as to not look more suspicious than he already was.
"Hey, HEY!!! HEY!!!" Naki screamed like a feral beast, while running toward the young man, who turned his head over his shoulder to stare at him with a single grey eye looking back at him with confusion.
"… Can I help you?" Kaneki asked uneasily, as he turned around so that his back was facing the manic white-suited man.
Realizing how he was coming off, Naki closed his eyelids and let out a calming sigh— recollecting his thoughts and composure. Fixing the collar of his white blazer and buttoning up his black dress shirt. "… You, civilian, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the vicinity of this area. It's important that you heed my instructions."
Seeing past Naki's attempt at maintaining a professional presence, Kaneki frowned and furrowed his grey eye— taking a moment to eye the other and slightly taller man before asking, "… And why should I listen to you?"
For a brief moment, Naki's left eye sporadically twitched, as the fact that Kaneki was bold enough to stand up to him triggered his inferiority complex. "… I'm an investigator who works beneath the Konoha Military Police Force, and I have the authority to place you under arrest for interfering with a sting operation."
Not convinced at all by Naki's bluff, Kaneki crossed his arms over his chest and remained silent for a moment— playing a game of chicken with Naki, to see if there were any indications in his mannerisms that would hint of his true intentions. Doubling down on what his intuition was telling him, Kaneki smiled calmly while saying, "For argument's sake, let's just assume that you're not actually a real officer of the law… If that wasn't true, and your claim is actually legitimate, then you could prove that by showing me your badge."
Although Kaneki was smart for asking for proof, Naki wasn't new to the game of identity fraud. Keeping calm and composed on the outside, while deep down wanting to taunt Kaneki for asking a question that would only work on a rookie gangster, the blond man reached into his pocket. "Very well, I'll provide you with the badge, and my ID card as well," Naki said in a professional manner, before opening up his wallet to show Kaneki a counterfeit badge and fake ID card— both were extremely convincing.
"Huh… My apologies, officer, I didn't mean to intrude on any official police business— I suppose I'll have to go get my breakfast elsewhere," Kaneki said with an apologetic tone in his voice, as he turned around and began to walk away. Just when Naki thought he was in the clear, Kaneki came to a complete stop, and turned around with a knowing smirk on his face.
"Ah… Just one thing though," Kaneki said, while reciting his favorite detective show as he took a step forward the internally nervous blond man. "It's funny that you'd show me a standard police badge and ID Card… My brother's an actual investigator who's been with the Konah Military Police Force for about three years now… Investigators have a dove on their badges, and their badges are different than the standard badge you showed me," Kaneki pointed out, and slowly watched as the facade that Naki had tried hiding behind melted away— leaving behind an anxious and pissed off blond man.
Dropping his own facade of being a clueless citizen, Kaneki's single exposed eye narrowed and his innocent smile transformed into a serious frown. "Enough with the lies, you're clearly someone who's here out of some sort of malicious intention. So, you're going to tell me what the hell you're doing here, or I'm going to make sure you're not a threat to anyone… Ever," Kaneki said threateningly, and that was all it took for Naki to finally lose his shit.
"You…! Y-YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BASTARD!!!" The psychotic man screamed with a hateful look plastered on his face, before quickly extending his arm up to summon a chakra-created armored-blade from his shoulder that extended out way past his wrist. With a four-meter long blade made out of a turquoise chitinous material covering his entire right arm, Naki let out a blood-chilling laugh while glaring at the white-haired man with murder in his crimson eyes.
"SHOULD HAVE JUST FUCKED OFF WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO!!!" Naki screamed, as he leapt forward with a crazed smile spread across his contorted face— his armored blade glowing with a red aura, as he swung down with the intention of splitting Kaneki's head open. Having misjudged Kaneki as someone just pretending that they were hot shit, Naki was taken by surprise when instead of running, Kaneki advanced forward and quickly was able to grapple his armored arm.
Before Naki knew what hit him, he was flung over Kaneki's shoulder and was thrown onto his back hard enough to create a crater in the asphalt of the parking lot they were fighting in. Before Naki could get back up to his feet, Kaneki's foot stomped down on the white-suited man's shoulder— creating a loud and sickening crack, as he twisted and pulled on the screaming man's armored arm. "GAAAAAHHHH!!! H-HOW DARE YOU— HOW FUCKING DARE YOUUUU—AGGGHHHHHH!!!" Naki screamed in agony with hot tears of anger pouring down his cheeks, as Kaneki tossed his broken and limp arm down before taking a step back.
"I'm going to ask you again… What's a piece of shit like you doing here, out of all places?" Kaneki demanded in a cold and unforgiving tone, before pointing a finger down at Naki's left arm. "You have ten seconds to give me an answer, or your other arm's next."
Defiant against the younger man who was talking down to him, Naki's pettiness began to overtake his sense of self-preservation, as an awful idea came into his head. "Kekeke… You little shit…! You think I give a DAMN about this arm…?!" Naki asked with a crazed look in his eye, and before Kaneki could close the distance to stop him, the blond man used his chakra to vitalize his body's movement speed.
Using the basic 'Body Flicker Technique', Naki left behind an afterimage of himself, leaving Kaneki standing alone and on high alert, as he tried to predict where Naki would have 'teleported' to. Fortunately for Kaneki, Naki was anything but patient, so it wasn't long until he made his presence known the moment he started cackling from the top of the 7-11 sign on top of the storefront.
"KEKEKEKE!!! BEHOLD, LOOK HOW MUCH OF A SHIT I GIVE ABOUT MY BUSTED-ASS ARM, BOY!!!" Naki shrieked manically on the top of his lungs, alerting gathering bystanders and the two blond boys within the convenience store that something wasn't right. Without any hesitation, Naki traced a rune over his armored arm and everyone below watched as his turquoise chitinous arm glewed momentarily red, before exploding into a burst of crimson energy.
Having never seen anyone willingly blow their own arm off as a way to flex in their opponent, Kaneki became stunned while blood rained out of Naki's wound from where his limb once was— the panicked sounds of civilians running away and to find the police were drowned out by the cries of laughter from Naki's twisted face. Cracking his knuckle as a way to use his own chakra to unravel four glowing red tendrils from his lower back, Kaneki stood ready as he kept his eye focused on the rooftop.
Laughing while a growth of liquid chitins grew out of his open wound and began to take form over his body, Naki basked in the reaction he thought he was getting as the liquid armor around his body began to harden. "That's right boy, that's right… FEAR ME!!! FEAR ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH— KEKEKEKKE!!!" Naki cackled out like the villian he thought he was, and the moment he stopped laughing was the same moment that he realized what everyone had been running away from.
Turning his armored head over his bulky and jagged shoulder, Naki felt his confidence melting away the moment he was face-to-face with a giant row of snarling teeth sitting below a pair of glowing white eyes. "Ah.. Aha… AHHHHH!!!" Naki cried out with fear in his voice, and before he could leap away to safety, he felt Kurama's powerful jaws clamp down on his armored torso.
From where he was standing, the way that the nine-tailed fox was violently shaking his head from side-to-side with Naki clenched tightly between his sharp teeth reminded Kaneki of how a dog would play with their chew toy. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW, OW, OW, OW, OWWWWOOOAAHHHHH!?!" Naki cried out in panic, as Kurama launched him up into the air before leaping up toward where his saliva-covered body was airborne.
"SLAMMMM, DUNK!!!" Kurama shouted out with a victorious and powerful voice, before doing a midair somersault while using his nine-tails to downward smash Naki straight through the concrete awning of the mini-mart, and directly into the chakra run that the blond man had set out for Naruto and Boruto.
Upon hitting the concrete sidewalk hard enough to be buried into a pit of rubble, the broken rune around him started to glow a bright crimson. Trapped in the ground, and with his cracked-armored body being basked in an ominous glow, all Naki could do was brace himself for what he knew was about to come next. "Oh, SHIIIIIIIII-" was all Naki was able to scream out, before his entire armored form was fractured into millions of pieces of shrapnel— all of which were contained in the hole, thanks to Kurama used his tails to cover up the pitt to prevent it from harming the convenience store, and anyone nearby.
Standing there with bewilderment and awe in his eye, Kaneki felt like he was watching a cartoon as he watched Kurama nonchalantly pull his tails away from the cover of the smoke-filled pit, before proceeding to dig through the shredded remains of rubble and pieces of chitinous plates. Without killing Naki, Kurama carefully placed his snout into the smoky hole and swallowed up half of the bloodied and soot-covered man's body, before pulling him out and spitting him out onto the parking lot.
Now that he knew that it was safe for him and his younger brother to leave through the main entrance, Naruto was the first to step foot outside of 7-Eleven. With Naki defeated and laying out on his back, covered in bruises and cuts while his once-white suit laid tattered around his soot-covered broken body, Kurama had no reason to maintain his large form, so he took the smaller form of his younger self before hopping on top of Naruto's shoulder.
Walking over toward Naki's barely conscious body with one tucked into the pocket of his orange trousers and the other fastened around the cup of fountain soda in the other, Naruto stared down at Naki's bloodshot eyes and smiled tauntingly at the blond man. "Hey asshole, I don't know what sort of crap you were trying to pull out there, but here's some advice for when you get thrown in prison: next time, if you're gonna scheme, just don't— your loud mouth gave your half-assed plan away like, twenty minutes ago. I just don't think you're cut out for this."
With his jaw fractured and broken, all Naki could do while the sounds of sirens alerted all of them of the incoming police force was stare hatefully into the blue eyes of the shinobi who had bested him. However, before the cops could show up to access the scene, Boruto wanted to look cool too, so he ran past Naruto and kicked Naki in the crotch— causing the already injured man to let out an agonized squeal while being unable to reach down to nurse his injured sack.
Flipping Naki off with an expression that was equally as daunting as his brother's, Boruto shouted, "Yeah, you freakin' idiot! Good luck ever walking again, bozo! If we ever do see you in our hood again, we're gonna kick your goddamn ass! BELIEVE IT!!!" Boruto taunted, and took pleasure in the fact that he was causing the helpless criminal to seethe.
While normally he would have felt obligated to scold his younger brother for cursing, Naruto decided to let Boruto have his moment of second-handed glory and instead focused on the officers who were coming toward them. "No need to thank me, guys— it's all a part of being the Hokage's so— Awww, come on?! What the hell, again with this crap?!" Naruto shouted with an annoyed tone in his voice, as he found himself getting his arms pulled behind his back. "Come on, I just spent thirty dollars on snacks— don't do me like that!" Naruto said with an exasperated sigh, as he watched as his soda was thrown in a nearby garbage can.
Seeing his brother getting cuffed again, Boruto got angry and reached up to grab the officer who was locking the metal cuffs over Naruto's wrists. "Hey asshole, get your dirty hands off my big br— H-HEY?!?" Boruto shouted out with a surprised tone in his voice, as he was quickly apprehended and cuffed with the same chakra-negating devices that both he and Naruto were all too familiar with; with the grocery bag of their acquired goodies 'confiscated' from his grasp.
Knowing better than to resist arrest, Naruto groaned as he willingly started to walk within the center ring of officers who were cautious around him. "How many times have I told you, Boruto?! When the cops come, don't put up a fight— they'll use that crap against you in court!" Naruto scolded, while rolling his eyes as Boruto squirmed and kicked while having to be picked over the shoulder of one officer.
"T-THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL, OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT— I WANT A LAWYER!!!" Boruto screamed out furiously, while being carried behind Naruto, as the two of them were being escorted toward the horse-drawn 'paddy wagon'. "What about my freakin 'Merengue' rights?! You buttholes were supposed to say 'I have the right to remain silent'… Nobody said that I have the right to remain silent!"
Groaning as he was the first one to be forcibly seated down inside the caged wagon, Naruto said, "Boruto, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capability to do so." Scooting over to make room for Boruto, when he would inevitably be thrown into the caged wagon with him, like how it usually went down, Naruto took a moment to watch as the Emergency Medical-Nins carried Naki's scorched and beaten body away on a gorney. 'Well… At least we stopped that asshole before anyone who didn't deserve it got hurt, or worse… Holy crap, mom's gonna chew my ass out for this.'
Before Naurto and Boruto could get taken away to the police station, and into the holding cell that had been specially reserved for them, Kaneki had managed to make his way to the police squad's captain who he knew by association. "Excuse me, Officer Mado," Kaneki called out in a calm and polite voice, which of course earned him the attention of the young blond woman who had just finished using her bulky cell phone to report back to her headquarters.
"Hmmm? Who are… Oh. Oh, you're Sasaki's brother, aren't you?" Akira Mado asked with a biased and disappointing tone in her voice, which once again reminded Kaneki that he and his brother weren't exactly liked— but merely tolerated. "Are you here to recite some articles from the handbook, or do you have something meaningful you'd like to say?"
Ignoring the fact that Akira had compared Kaneki to how 'by-the-book' Haise usually tried to be, which oftentimes made him look weak, Kaneki maintained his calm composure as he pointed a thumb over to where Naruto and Boruto were being held. "That man just saved my life, and the lives of innocent bystanders… He just prevented an act of terrorism from occurring, and this is this how he's repaid?"
Unimpressed with Kaneki trying to win her sense of justice over, Akira crossed her arms over her armored chest and shook her head at him. "You and your brother are new to Konoha, so I don't expect you to fully grasp the reality of what's expected of us… We know who these two boys are, they have a reputation here, and not a fair one either. Of course we know that they're innocent, but take a look around you," Akira instructed, while signaling for Kaneki to take note of all the crowds of bystanders who gathered around the crime scene to observe what was going on.
"Vigilantes are one thing, but any incidents that involve one or more registered shinobi have to be investigated equally, and extremely thoroughly. Chief Uchiha would have my ass on a silver platter if I started making exceptions to that rule," Akira said with a serious look in her blue eyes, before smiling softly at Kaneki. "Luckily for the Uzumaki boys, we have CCTV cameras to take footage as evidence, so they shouldn't be in 'detention' for more than a day at most… Not unless you want to sacrifice your morning to give your testament down at the station?"
Feeling both indebted to Naruto, as well as wanting to do what he thought was right, Kaneki didn't need to think twice about accepting Akita's offer. "Of course, I'll gladly give my testimony… Did you want me to walk there, or could I trouble you for a ride to the station?"
Knowing fully well that Kaneki was aware that the fact that the only way for her to offer him a ride was if he were to hop into the paddy wagon with Naruto and Boruto, Akira raised an eyebrow the white-haired man before asking, "Are you sure you don't want to walk there? Might be less demeaning than me having to arrest you in front of all these people; because there's no other way I'd be able to give you a ride to the station otherwise."
"Yes, ma'am— I'm ready," Kaneki said proudly in a polite and charming voice, and smiled as he turned around with his arms crossed behind his lower back— presenting his wrists to her. "It's not like my brother or I have a good reputation to uphold…"
Although she herself was just as wary of Haise and Kaneki, as was everyone else at the Konoha precinct, Akira still felt didn't take any pleasure in cuffing him. Ordering for one of her men to escort Kaneki into the paddy wagon to join Naruto and Boruto, Akira stayed behind at the scene to tape off the scene to allow for the investigators to sweep through the area without there being any interference from the curious crowds around them.
Kaneki sat and was almost immediately bombarded with questions by both Naruto and Boruto. The three of them began to exchange names and backstories with one another, and while they were being wheeled off to the Konoha police station, Arima was at the village's massive public library.
Due to everything having been transcribed into the Konoha library's database, Armin was able to log into one of the many computers which were offered to the villagers at the Internet cafe. Looking up everything he could that was publicly available, the blond and feminine young man spent over two hours gathering information on whatever he could dig up about Yamoori.
From looking at all his court transcriptions, to looking up his charges, to even resorting to joining several chat rooms that were comprised of other amateur sleuths trying to crack down on the ex-Akatsuki executive— giving Armin hope knowing that his two best friends weren't the only ones who weren't satisfied with the verdict. Having an account with one the message boards he had opened on his desktop, Armin felt his heart racing upon seeing the notification pop up on his screen, alerting him that he had gotten a private request to chat with 'BigTitanGirl_79'.
Under the username: 'Coconut83', Armin swallowed the nervous lump in his slender throat while typing away at the mechanical keyboard beneath his anxious gaze. 'Hello, and good day to you. How can I help you?' Armin wrote, and felt himself tensing up with his breath held.
(BigTitanGirl_79): You and I are on the same message boards, and I've read everything you've been posting. You didn't go through all that effort, just to whine and complain, huh? Are you interested in doing something with all that snooping you've been doing?
(Coconut83): That depends on who's asking. You can't trust people on the internet.
(BigTitanGirl_79): Lol, you're actually smarter than most of the wannabe keyboard knights I've asked the same question to.
(Coconut83): For argument's sake, let's assume that I'm planning on trying to find some sort of loophole or anything else to take Jason down. How, or why, does that concern you, if you don't mind me asking? Sorry if that sounds rude.
(BigTitanGirl_79): Seeing how I'm the one who approached you, you have every right to be suspicious of me, so there's no need to apologize for being wary of me. Wary is good.
(BigTitanGirl_79): However, for the same reasons as you've listed, I don't think it's wise for me to show my entire hand to you just yet. If you're serious about actually bringing that bastard to justice, then meet me outside the Konoha academy tomorrow at 1300, over where the stairs lead up to the front entrance. Don't be late, and make sure to stand at the bottom step. I'll approach you and ask you for your username, and then you ask me mine. Goodbye.
And with their brief conversation having come to a close, Armin received a notification indicating to him that BigTitanGirl_79 had left the chat room. Not wanting to accidentally forget his very important meeting with his mysterious ally, Armin reached into his messenger's bag to pull out the sleek PDA that he had gotten last Rinne Festival from his grandfather. Typing in a notification for tomorrow morning, Armin made sure to copy their chat log into his PDA's notes, before putting the hand-held device back into his bag.
And while Armin went up to thank the green haired librarian about how thankful he was that she went out her way to give him unlimited access to their internet, the blond young man was oblivious to the fact that he had been marked by the white suited man, who had been keeping his eyes on him the moment he caught wind of the boy asking the young woman at the desk about his boss.
Tall and well-built, with a beak-like nose and a long chin, the scar across the man's intense and beady eyes made him look threatening, which is why he had his face hidden behind a book during his entire stakeout mission. Had it not been for his 'servant' being capable of shrouding himself in an intractable-invisibility jujutsu, Shousei wouldn't have known about just how serious Armin was about taking down Yamoori.
With his wide mouth still hidden behind the pages of his book, Shousei made sure that his invisible servant was standing next to him before giving him the order to assassinate Armin, and to do the dark deed away from any prying eyes. And with his mission given, the cloaked servant, the dreaded 'Hassan of the Cursed Arm', left his master's side to begin shadowing the unsuspecting boy, right in the light of day.
Waiting for the trolley to come by to take him to the train station, Armin sat down at the bench with his PDA out so he could review his notes. And while Armin was reading, he was completely unaware of the fact that there was a seven foot tall man with a skeletal pitch-black body, and two massive long arms standing over him— his white skull-mask wrapped around his bald head, as he stared at him with only a large hooded cloak covering his menacing frame.
And there we have it, I've introduced the next 'Baddie' and his servant, introduced Akira Mado, hinted at Annie Leonhart and Eto Yoshimura, along with finally giving the Uchiha clan a break in this AU, by having them be alive, hence why the Military Police Force is still primarily operated by the Uchiha clan.
Also, who should I pair Kaneki with? This is monogamous, so should he get with Elizabeth from Bioshock, Eto Yoshimura, or some other girl?
Anyway, the idea I have for this is that Naruto is a pacifist in this fanfic for the most part, due to him having not been raised during the events of his canon universe. In this one, he's misunderstood and treated badly, but has a relatively good life, and so does Boruto. He's a shinobi who still has Kurama and knows how to kick ass, while still knowing all the people who he's met in the show and movies, for the most part, it's just more ambiguous for us to have creative freedom.
In this fanfic, so far, Naruto, Boruto, Haise, Armin, Kaneki, Sakura, Hinata, and Rock Lee would be considered pacifists, as they really don't have any desire to take a life. The younger generation, for the most part, all have comfortable enough lives, and even if they're shinobis, things have changed significantly. Peace made the characters more softer and less bloodthirsty then the previous generation.
Those who grew up and had to fight in countless battles, before Minato was able to bring peace to the Land of Fire. With that being said, Minato, Kushina, Kakashi, Levi, Eren, Mikasa, the entire Uchiha clan, Arima, so far, are pretty much the only 'good guys' who don't hesitate to kill someone, and that's mostly due to Eren and Mikasa having hard lives, before they moved to Konoha. Armin had it hard too, but he never had to get into a fight, Eren and Mikasa fought all his battles pretty much for him.
Okay, I think I've gone over the reviews.
Because you're my number one reader, I'll definitely do Shinji x Hikari Horaki, but should that be a lemon in the Peter Griffin collection, or this fanfic? And getting into the cripple genre; most excellent.
Okay, so what I got is that Eren should be able to control summons of any kind, servants or those summoned by chakra in general. If he's merciful, he could 'free' the servant from their master, or he could just straight up de-summon them, leaving their master to defend themselves. I'm thinking about giving Eren a servant too, probably going to be Mordred; who is related to Artoria Pendragon.
Armin being reliant on genjutsu is a good call, and it goes in line with him growing up and being used to always having someone else fight his battles for him, while he just supports them. And having Annie basically have Touka's kagune by giving her kekkei genkai to pair with Armin's genjutsu is good too.
Giving Mikasa the ability to produce fire and water makes her seem more of a threat than just being a knock off Rock Lee, and the steam she could produce could be a nod to how titans cool off, along with allowing her to fly around, similar to how she would move with 3D Maneuver Gear. But I definitely want to make Mikasa a powerhouse that specializes in raw power, where Levi is more precise and just as deadly, if not more so, and having a kekkei genkai to create and control mercury is a great idea!
And bruh, giving Haise an Earth affinity and wind affinity would be amazing, plus he'd be the oppsoite of what Mikasa is. I can totally see Haise pulling dumb shit for the sake of doing it, like sawdust, sand in someone's eye, or blowing their attack right back at them. Haise has Tamamo, which basically makes him a powerhouse in an actual battle, so it's not like he needs anything more than just wind and earth affinity, since he already basically has Kurama's sassy older sister.
That's right by the way, Tamamo is an avatar for Ameratsu, who is the deity of the sun, who has nine tails, while Tamamo only has one. Ameratsu is canonically over five thousand years old, Kurama is only over one thousand years old. Tamamo is a nerfed version of her true self, which is a literal god. If Tamamo were to ever get all her tails back, she would be one of the most powerful characters in this fanfic. Luckily, she isn't, thus making her unable to just one-shot everyone.
As for Kaneki, I've endowed him with a pseudo kagune. I gotta retcon the last chapter so he has black hair again. He'll have transformation jujutsu, and has wind affinity in both forms, but he'll be able to use a pseudo-jinchuriki mode. It makes his hair white, and he grows centipede tendrils that can tear into the fabric of time and space, similar to how Kaguya can open up dimensions— Kaneki basically can do the same thing, and he can combined those jujutsus to remotely pierce someone who's far away from him.
As for Eto Yoshimura, having her bring a master of life energy and capable of 'being one with Earth', with the capability of creating life forms and sensing life, 'speaking to the Earth', in a way, would make her powerful, especially if she could basically create Godzilla Earth if she ever needed to go against a jinchuriki.
As a rule of thumb, just to keep it so servants are rare, only one servant can be given to each 'clan'. Haise and Kaneki purposefully don't have last names for a reason that will be explained later, but basically it's to avoid being traced back to the Ōtsutsuki clan. But yeah, here's a list of people who are either Summoners or Jinchurikis: Naruto (Jin), Boruto (Summoner), Sarada (Summoner), Obin (Jin), Haise (Summoner), Kaneki (Jin), Eren (Summoner), Gaara (Jin), Eto (Jin). This list is incomplete and can change lol.
Other than that, let's seeeee… I think for the smut, we have 'Narutards' and 'Kuckashis' divided, which is kinda funny lol. It doesn't matter tbh, requests are just requests, only my loyal homies get first guaranteed picks, sort of how I'm gonna do that Evangelion lemon next, when I decide to add content to Peter Griffin's smut collection. So to 'Piss Freak', you'll have to wait your turn if you want to see Danganronpa characters pee in each other's mouths.
Okay, that's it for now. Sayonara, NINJAS.