Part Two of this slice of life arc, and I'm honestly enjoying writing this way more than I am 'Peter Griffin's Smut Collection'. I wrote enough shameless smut for a while, I'm digging this fanfic and the Naruto universe more than just writing shit I'm not even interested in lol. So this fic is taking main priority right now, because as much as I love lemons, I prefer writing lemons that have substance and meaning to them rather than just 'Character A fucks Character B'.
Anyway, enough of that little rant. Still gonna do the Evangelion lemon either in Peter's Smut collection, or later on in this if and when I introduce an Evangelion crossover, after I do that Harry Potter crossover of course.
Anyways, more to come after this… Oh, and I'm gonna write a Boruto x Sarada smut next chapter, but it'll be dry humping and them being experimental more so than knowing what they're doing. "Fuck the ruUuuUUUUles," as Joji says.
No author's notes for now, just know that I'm glad that people are genuinely interested in this niche fanfic genre and idea, and it's a pleasure to write this for all of you to read. Thank you, for everything. Please enjoy!
Although it was their own house, Naruto and Boruto were both somewhat late to the dinner party. Having just got done losing their virginity to one another, and cleaning up afterward to avoid any suspicion, Naruto and Sakura came together— with Kushina having a sinking feeling that something was awry between her son and his girlfriend, but decided to remain quiet about it for the meantime.
With Boruto on his way back from Mitsuki's house, Naruto had time to spend time with Sasuke, Sakura, and Karin in the swimming pool, while Jiraiya and Minato were getting accused of cheating by a very sore loser. With Sakura wearing her red two-piece bathing suit while he himself had on orange trunks, Naruto did a backflip into the deep-end of the pool, before swimming his way toward the edge of the water where his friends were, and where Sakura decided to use the underwater stairs to make her way inside the body of saltwater.
Emerging out of the surface of the blue water, like a majestic dolphin, Naruto spat out a mouthful of saltwater from his mouth before paddling over to where Sasuke, Sarada, Sakura and Karin were wading in the shallow end of the pool. "Hey, hey— what's going on, guys?! Today was a crazy day! Crazy as hell— Believe it!" Naruto said with a wide face, before reaching out and accepting the bottle of cola from Sasuke, who was sipping on some himself in order to wash out the taste of alcohol from his taste palate.
"Don't tell us, let me guess: you got arrested today… Again," Sasuke asked sarcastically, while trying to make a joke until it became apparent by the looks on the faces of Naruto and Sakura that his joke wasn't far from the truth. "… Wait, you're serious aren't you? You actually got arrested again?"
Snickering uneasily, Karin shook her head at her cousin before letting out a sigh. "Goddamn Naruto, that's like, the fourth time this month! Does Kushina or your dad know about that yet?" Karin asked, and even though she sounded condescending, Naruto could tell that she genuinely meant well with her question.
"Mom knows, yeah! But, uhhh… I haven't told dad yet, and I'm not really sure that tonight's the night that I should be mentioning that to him anyway," Naruto said, while worrying about how his father would take the news infront of his guests, especially with what Naruto planned to reveal that night after dessert. "But don't worry, I'll let him know— I already told Boruto to keep trap shut about it, so as long as manages to do that, I think tonight should go… W-Well."
Cocking an eyebrow, Sasuke frowned at the way Naruto had finished his sentence off, and couldn't help but to repeat, "Well?"
Wanting to be on her boyfriend's side, Sakura waded over to where Naruto was standing, before turning back around to smile affirmingly at Sasuke. "Yes, 'well'," Sakura repeated for the third time.
With the four young adults beginning to converse about the day that Naruto and Sakura had, Sarada had long since lost interest by the time they were discussing Kurama biting a white-suited gangster. Perhaps she would have been more enthralled in the tale, had it not been for the fact that she spotted Boruto entering through the house from the large paneled windows of the living room and kitchen.
"… I'm going to go talk to Bouruto," Sarada said quietly without really waiting for Naruto to stop talking. Hugging Sasuke to make sure that he knew that she was going to be doing her own thing, Sarada climbed out of the swimming pool using the same concrete and submerged staircase that Sakura had used to get into the body of saltwater in the first place.
Still wearing her frilly red one-piece swimsuit, Sarada dried off quickly using her beach towel she brought from home, before making her way past the pool table and inside the house through the sliding glass door— the four men being too oblivious and hyper focused on their intense game to take any note of the fact that Sarada was acting suspicious as she went into the kitchen.
Slamming his ninth beer of the night down on the edge of the pool table, Jiraiya let out a loud and obnoxious belech while staring at the remaining solid-colored balls on top of the green surface of the table with visible confusion on his face. "I… I don't fuckin' get it, blonde... How… H-How the hell are we getting our we gettin' our asses kick this badly?!"
Buzzed, but nowhere near as drunk as Jiraiya was, Minato was sober enough to know the answer. Face palming and groaning, Minato took a moment to recompose himself before saying, "Because Gramps, we're the striped balls— STRIPED BALLS!!! You're old ass is drunk and can't hit for crap, and the balls you do end up accidentally hitting in are THEIR balls!!!" Minato shouted with an exasperated look on his face, while Jiraiya stared at him while slowly processing the information with a disappointed look on his face.
"… Well shit, th-that's explains a lot, doesn't it?" Jiraiya said while scratching his chin, as it now made sense to him why they were losing so badly. "Slap my ass and call me a gussied up whore… I think we might actually fuckin' lose this one, Minato."
"Oh?! Ya think?!" Minato shot back with a deadpan expression, all while Fugaku let out a hearty laugh at the misfortune of his rival and his drunken mentor.
"Tch, don't make me laugh— you two were destined to lose to my son and I! The alcohol and incompetency of you two were merely your downfall, and only served to move things along," Fugaku said with a snid grin on his face, as he took in a small puff from the cigarette between his curved lips. Leaning forward with a pool cue in hand, the man with groomed long hair felt satisfaction as he shot the white ball against the last solid ball he needed to score a victory over his opponents.
Although Itachi wasn't much for rubbing victory in the faces of his elders, he wasn't above getting paid for placing a bet that he and his father had won. Walking over to the dumbfounded man with white hair, Itachi raised his open palm up and said, "I'll take my payment of one-thousand dollars now, Jiraiya-Sama— there's a new chakra blade that I've been eyeing for a while now, and isn't cheap," Itachi said with a professional tone, which made the aged shinobi roll his eyes as he reached into his Louis Vaiton bag.
"For the love of God, kid…! Don't bring in the honorifics now! You're making me feel like I'm talking to a tax-collector right now," Jiraiya said sarcastically, and grumbled as he opened up his designer wallet to pull out a fat wad of cash, but was stopped by Minato, who reached up to pull his hand out by the wrist. "Blonde, what the hell are you doing?! The kid and his asshole dad won fair-and-square— no need to be a sour puss about this…"
"Hold on, Jiraiya— this is about more than just money, it's about our pride," Minato said, and heard Jiraiya letting out a bewildered grunt as he turned to face Itachi and his father. "Fugaku, you and your son won this round, but it was an unfair victory that was earned a bit too easily, wouldn't you say?"
Crossing his arm over his burly chest while still holding onto his pool cue, Kushina arched a brow at Minato and smirked at the serious expression on his rival's soft facial features. "Easy? Most definitely. Unfair? Well, considering the difference between our skill levels, perhaps," Fugaku taunted with a smug look on his face, as he took another puff of his cigarette before blowing it toward Minato's direction.
"Well then, if you truly believe that, then you wouldn't have an issue doubling down on the stakes now, would you?" Minato challenged, which made Jiraiya chuckle nervously while Fugaku instantly became intrigued at the thought of not only doubling his earnings, but defeating his rival for a second time in a row.
"Hmph, you must really love getting your ass handed to you Namikaze… And you're right, I wouldn't have an issue with beating you in another game," Fugaku said confidently, before putting his cigarette out in the nearby ashtray. "Alright Namikaze, I'll bite… Better be ready to pay up when my boy and I win though— it sure would be embarrassing to bet more than you actually have."
Chalking up the tip of his pool cue with determination in his blue eyes, Minato stared back at Fugaku's dark irises that radiated with pride and courage. Knowing that the odds were stacked against him, Minato chose to continue forward with his dare. "… You're on," the hokage said in a serious voice, before waiting as Itachi quickly realigned the balls with the pool triangle.
Although Kushina wasn't a stranger to hosting formal dinners, the pool party she and her husband were having at their house was extremely casual, and thus she gave both Boruto and Sarada permission to take their plates into his bedroom. Sitting down with Tsunade, who brought onigiri and salad to share, and Mikoto, Kushina leaned forward to pour herself another glass of sake while the two other women gave her questionable looks.
"Not to overstep any boundaries Kushina, but… I'm not quite sure if it's smart to allow for two hormonal teeny-boppers to be alone in a bedroom, don't you think?" Tsunade asked with an uneasy smirk across her make-up glossed lips, before gulping down an entire glass of alcohol in less than a couple of seconds. "Seems irresponsible, in my opinion…"
Waving her hand while letting a muffled chuckle as she finished drinking down another gulp of sake, Kushina smiled amusingly at the older blond girl's implications. "Oh, what?! Boruto?! No way, my little boy wouldn't know what to do even if Sarada tried anything remotely flirtatious with him!"
Frowning at the comment, Mikoto arched an eyebrow at her best friend and slowly took a long sip of her sake before asking, "… What's stopping Boruto from making the first move on my baby girl, hmmm Kushina?"
Still smirking but glancing over at her best friend, Kushina replied, "No offense Mikoto, but Boruto's too naive and innocent to ever make the first move! Sarada, on the other hand, is a very clever girl! So, with that being said, when the time comes and the two of them decide to turn their friendship into something a little more… Serious, then you can be your ass that it was because Sarada orchestrated it, not Boruto."
Passively aggressively, Mikoto smiled and poured herself another drink, all while Tsunade watched with a wide and amused grin to see how the woman was going to respond to Kushina's prediction. "… You know, even though girls mature faster than boys, and are usually smarter… Sarada is very much into her studies, and after she completes the ninja academy, she'll be pursuing a career in law."
Nodding with a slightly wavered smile, after Mikoto made it seem like she was flexing her daughter's future over that of her children, Kushina put her drink down and crossed her legs over another. "Just like her mother, eh? She'll definitely have a bright future, just like my boys will too."
"I absolutely agree, Naruto will make a fine hokage one day, and Boruto will be a good… What was it again he wanted to do, Kushina? Run a business?" Mikoto asked with a slight bit of sass in her voice, which only confirmed Kushina that her best friend was challenging her in a friendly comparison of their youngest children.
"… Yes, that's right Mikoto: Boruto is going to own his own company one day. A video game company, to be specific, and he'll be quite busy with that as well. And unlike Sarada, who basically is guaranteed whatever legal job she wants, considering that her mother is the head of Konoha's legal system, he'll have to actually work for his dream," Kushina said with a challenging smirk on face, while Tsunade let out a silent 'ooo' as Mikoto furrowed her eyebrows at the red-head. "Boruto will be venturing outside anything our families have ever dipped their toes into… He'll be busy in tech school, or whatever college he needs to be enrolled in to achieve that dream."
"… That is mighty ambitious, isn't it?" Mikoto mused back, after being ready to activate her figurative 'trap card' on her best friend. "It's a shame that Boruto might be too busy using the internet for all the wrong reasons… I mean, you said it yourself before when you caught Naruto with those 'magazines' of his when he was Boruto's age: teenage boys only have one thing on their minds, and it isn't studying."
If Kushina hadn't put her drink down by then, she would have choked on her sake after hearing the accusation that Boruto was going to be a horn dog. "A-Are you trying to insinuate that my baby boy's going to be one of those stereotypical teens who just… J-Jack off all day, or something?!" Kushina demanded with an outraged look in her fiery eyes that Tsunade was eating up like candy.
Shrugging her shoulders while pouring herself another glass of sake, Mikoto snickered quietly before saying, "Not at all, Kushina! All I'm saying is that with the internet nowadays being what it is, and seeing how Boruto wants to get into the video game industry… It's only a matter of time before he stumbles upon some pornographic material online… And well, when that happens, I think it'll be then that your son starts trying to put the moves on my precious Sarada."
Standing up from her seat with an intense look in her grey eyes, Kushina stormed her way over to where Mikoto was sneering at her while Tsunade was silently cackling and slamming her fist repeatedly down against the armchair of her recliner "YOU MUDSLINGING BITCH!!! DO I NEED TO BRING UP THE FACT THAT MY HUSBAND CAUGHT SASUKE MASTURBATING IN MY GUEST BATHROOM WHEN NARUTO HAD THAT SLEEPOVER SIX YEARS A—"
Just as shit was about to get really heated, much to Tsunade's dismay, the front bell rang. Like two wrestlers who were about to duke it out, the two mothers who were about to throw hands in the heat of the moment pulled themselves away from each other. Raising her glass up, as if to cheer the performance she was blessed enough to be there for, Tsunade sarcastically chuckled out, "Pfffttt! Hehehe, haha— La-Ladies, I think one of you should uhhh… Get that, no~?"
Silently glaring at one another, Kushina and Mikoto did their best to keep a straight face before the two of them simultaneously both broke out in laughter— instantly eradicating all tension between them as the two best friends howled in laughter. "Hahaha! Ohhhh, I was gonna beat the shit out of you SOOOOO bad just now!" Kushina admitted with tears of laughter in her eyes, which made Mikoto laugh even harder to the point that she was turning visibly red in the face.
Seeing how the two best friends were too distracted to answer the door, Tsunade casually gulped down the rest of her fourth glass of sake before getting up to her feet. "You two are something else… Hold on you two crazy bitches, I'll be right back," Tsunade announced, before sitting her empty glass on the coffee table.
Making her way through the Uzumaki clan's surprisingly large house, Tsunade had nearly knocked down a prized vase with how wide her voluptuous hips were along the way to the front greeting room where the front door led into. "I'm coming, I'm coming," Tsunade called out with a slightly half-assed level of enthusiasm in her sultry voice, as she took her time getting to the front double doors of the house.
Expecting to see someone she knew, or at least someone who was wearing clothes she recognized, Tsunade's smile wavered a bit the moment she opened the doors to see two young and extremely similar looking men dressed up in formal attire— both wearing trench coats, formal slacks, ties, and dress shirts, while sporting eyepatches. Unlike most of the shinobi she's seen in her days, the two young men had an elegance to them, compared to the rough-and-tumble way that most ninjas their age would have carried themselves.
"Oooo, you two are a couple of pretty boys, aren't you~?" Tsunade said with a wide smile across her lips, and let out a cat call as she eyed Haise and Kaneki up-and-down. "So like, you two are strippers right? Here to give us a show, eh?" Tsunade asked while biting down on her bottom lip. "You two, uh… You two wouldn't mind doing a little something extra for me if I paid you enough, right…?"
Being the older brother, Haise cleared his throat while smiling uneasily at the lustful MILF who was eyeing his body before informing her, "We're, uhh… We're not private dancers, haha, ha…! We were actually invited here by Naruto Uzumaki; my little brother, Ken Kaneki, was the one who gave a testament to the police earlier that helped him and Boruto get out of holding quicker."
"… Oh, so… So you two aren't down to suck each other off while I wa… N-Nevermind," Tsunade chuckled nervously with an embarrassed look on her face. Before things could get any weirder, Tsunade stared down at the white tile beneath her feet, as she took a step back while raising her arm up. "Forgive me, why don't you two make yourselves at home? Get those heavy things off of you too— it's hot outside, idiots," Tsunade chuckled crassly, before closing the doors behind them as they entered inside— giving the older woman a perfect opportunity to get a good look at their asses before guiding them from behind on where to go.