Copyright Disclaimer: See previous chapter. Not sure who owns Nephrite-zilla, Mecha Kunzite and King Jadeite, but it is either the original creator, Toho and Universal or myself but they may not owned by me.
Comments: Still a tribute to 13 years of the episode, I have forgot to put the pilot opening and just like The Missing Luigi it has a mention of the cover song (except in that it was script based and had the lyrics while this doesn't due to obvious copyright reasons and personal reasons). Sorry for going more spoofy than normal but this does happen to DiC cartoons.
Adventures of Usagi Tsukino (AoUTK) - Episode 105 (107) Trail of the Missing Ami (13th Anniversary Edition)
On a street somewhere in Azabu, the blonde haired heroine who has returned to her normal look was walking very slowly crying that she has lost her friend as she put her head down depressed.
Usagi upsetly asked, "What would my friends say about the missing Ami?"
Suddenly she pick up a magnifying glass and looked inside to see some marks on the ground but turned out to be chewing gum.
"She couldn't just vanish, there must be some clue...", thought the blonde haired heroine.
Very quickly the blonde schoolgirl bent down looking at lampposts and flowers on the road when she saw trainerprints with a special type of water on them. She investigated the marks and sniffed them which turn out to be the blue haired girl's prints and the blonde girl followed them. Above the blonde haired heroine, on the monorail the evil dictator of the Dark Kingdom and her three henchmen was having a cup of coffee when they saw the blonde troublemaker walking with a magnifying glass on her.
Beryl pointed out and shouted, "There she goes!"
"Where's she going?", asked the brown haired henchman.
On the monorail, the three henchmen were pushing each other fighting for more space on the seat when the queen slammed the table which caused them to be quiet.
Queen Beryl yelled, "Who cares where she's going since the point is that she's distracted, off her guard, easy to capture even for you three."
This had caused the three henchmen to wipe their foreheads in relief and calmed down.
"Now get me that Sailor Moon and don't fail me this time or else", shouted the dictator so loud that everyone on the monorail was shocked and were shaking. The queen then got hold of the three lackeys and threw them out of the window of the suddenly stopped monorail which caused them to scream and landed painlessly on the pavement. The blonde haired heroine was looking down at the trainerprints and sees a mix of other footprints merging with the blue haired damsel's.
"There was a struggle, poor Ami", thought Usagi and she then continued, "If I don't find her soon, I would be kicked out of the Sailor Senshis."
Meanwhile just a metre away from the Sailor Senshi, the three henchmen were rubbing their heads as they were pushed around fourty feet above the ground.
The blond haired goon smoothly spoke, "Queen Beryl was right, Serena's off her guard and easy to capture as well."
The brown haired henchman got up from the landing and grunted towards his comrades which they done an dastardly smirk thing that their enemy is easy to capture.
"Of course she's right Emeraldite after all she's our leader, so let's go!", growled Nephrite while sounding harsh.
Suddenly in a few seconds, all three members of the Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad got up from the landing and started running towards the direction of the yellow object.
The brown haired goon yelled, "Come on!"
In a distance near some luxury apartments, the blonde haired heroine then sneaked onto an alleyway still following the trainerprints to find the missing Sailor Senshi.
"I'm getting warmer", muttered Usagi.
Behind a wall, the three stooges were looking out as the blonde schoolgirl was going in.
Nephrite bellowed, "She's getting warmer, but I make this hot for her."
The blond haired henchman looked at the getting further away enemy of theirs and was smiling very happy.
"She is pretty hot, all right", giggled Jadeite.
Very quickly, the grey haired goon hit him on the hand using his hand which his eyes were going pale.
Kunzite yelled, "Shut up, you are not suppose to say that!"
Meanwhile the blonde haired heroine was walking through a garden and she was noticing the flowers and the trees which she picked on a red flower possibly a Redious Rososa. Then following the trainerprints which it ended on a white building with a sign in Japanese, their native language Mugen Gakuen. She then slammed the door open to reveal a place full of machines and the blue haired girl to be tied up on one of the pillars but since the mysterious person was a better tier than Jadeite, the rope was over Sailor Mercury's mouth. The blonde haired heroine then walked towards the direction of her pal but she tripped up on a book that was left around and came crashing down which the mysterious stranger laughed. Behind the machine came out a man who had white hair, wore glasses, a blue shirt and a blue tie and pointed towards his enemy.
"Welcome to the Infinity Academy my pretty pal, we've been expecting you!" shouted Professor Tomoe who behaved like Dr. Warpnik.
Back outside the complex, the red haired queen was growling at her henchmen for failing to capture the famous Japanese anime character.
Beryl yelled, "How could you idiots have lost her already, do you need a map saying Sailor Moon was here?"
"We don't know", replied Nephrite.
The blond haired lackey walked up past the alleyway and pointed towards a white building which was the closest building in the area.
Jadeite shouted in excitement, "Your supremeness, I have found something over there."
The other three people were looking at the white building which the red haired queen nodded knowing what is the building that her henchmen failed to know which they scratched their heads.
"That building is a school which I remember correctly, is the place where Professor Tomoe is hiding and he is behind this nonsense", explained Queen Beryl.
Back in the Mugen Gakuen, the professor was making goofy faces and jumped up and down on the chair. The white haired lunatic was then doing cartwheels on the floor which the blonde haired heroine was rubbing her tiara on her head. After a while, the professor stopped.
Tomoe spoke while pointing the finger, "Yes, it was I who lured your mercury blue friend into a trap as this was all part of my plan to escape, you see!"
The loopy professor pulled down a blind which a projector came on screen that showed the professor being happy with his daughter when suddenly an explosion took place from a unnamed white laboratory which he then cried.
"People then called me a looney, can't you imagine?", spoke the bipolar professor as he cried then laughed.
Sitting down on a chair that just appeared from nowhere, the blonde haired heroine was licking on a ice cream cone smiling as she knows that her pal would be free.
Usagi jerkly responded, "Hurry up won't you, I gotta face my aim and rescue Ami."
"You're not going anywheres, you and your pal are my prisoners and when Queen Beryl follows you here, I'll...", explained Professor Tomoe.
Suddenly as if on cue, the queen and the members of the Super Special Serena Search and Smash Squad were standing in the entrance which at that moment the colour became really bad with characters being more greyscale than normal.
Beryl yelled while impersonating Dr. Robotnik, "I thought I got rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!"
"Since when did Queen Beryl read The Lifestyles of Dr. Robotnik?", the grey haired henchman whispered to his comrades which they gave him a funny look.
Very quickly the evil dictator and the challenged professor were pulling each other's shirt and suddenly, the professor got out a potato and threw it to his opponment which the queen threw back a potato has well.
Nephrite, Kunzite and Jadeite sung in unison, "Potato fight, potato fight, potato fight."
While the villians were enjoying themselves with the entertainment, the blonde haired heroine unties her pal which then the falling blue haired girl fell on top of the famous anime character's arms.
"Hey Ami, I missed you!", yelled Usagi with happiness.
Very quickly like a brother or sister, the blue haired girl hugged her friend which the heroine responded with a smile.
Sailor Mercury replied, "Usagi, you're the greatest next to Minako."
"Glad you're okay, I was worried you'd run off", smiled the blonde Sailor Senshi.
As the blonde haired heroine held her friend's arms, the blue haired friend then looked away in excitment.
Ami grinned, "I'd never do that Usagi, you're my best friend!"
Very quickly the blonde haired heroine wiped a few tears from her eyes that her friend is free. However as the villains were enjoying the potato fight, the grey haired henchman pointed towards the fleeing enemies of theirs.
"Look they are escaping, this potato fight was a bad idea", yelled Kunzite.
His partner in crime agreed, "I agree, we'll get them while they are distracted."
The dynamic duo then ran towards the blonde haired heroine which quickly the girl threw her tiara at the pillar. The pillar was fully cut and landed on top of the two henchmen. However the evil dictator saw this happening and yelled mumbles towards the professor who pulled her shirt.
"Let's speed keed, wait a minute do I sound familar Ami?", asked Usagi while taking off a famous hedgehog.
Ami replied while tapping her foot, "You sound like Sonic the Hedgehog, I'm waiting!"
After the two heroines were impersonating the original show, the white haired professor then approached to a machine which he was wrenching the bolts to make sure it is tightly secure. Quickly Professor Tomoe then pressed the Fire button which red potatoes were flying out of the cannon. One of the potatoes mutated to become a green and orange monster who was chasing the heroines but quickly the blue haired girl pressed a button on the wall that squashed the monster into a pancake.
Back on the machine, the evil red haired queen then approached the white haired professor which she grabs on his shoulder.
"You're doing it wrong you insane idiot, let me!" yelled Queen Beryl.
Professor Tomoe replied, "No it's my machine, you don't know anything about electronics."
In the next room of the school, the two Sailor Senshis were avoid the monsters that came from the potatoes which caused the blue haired girl to become very scared and shook his arms.
"We have to get out of here and the only exit is by the evil doers", anxiously spoke Ami.
Usagi replied with a determined face, "This is like being trapped in a pinball machine or Sonic Spinball, it is that hard."
Back on the potato firing line, the three henchmen were getting bored of not achiving anything as they were sulking which they was hiding behind another machine.
The brown haired goon sighed, "They promised me money but I haven't even got one yen from this silly career."
"I agree Nephrite, we would rather be lawyers than chasing two schoolgirls that aren't even human!", shouted Jadeite.
Kunzite suggested, "Let's go home and watching some quality programming."
Very quickly the three henchmen legged the place like Del Boy Trotter running from the police over hookey stock, but three potatoes landed directly on the lackeys. The brown haired henchman mutated into a giant green lizard like Godzilla, the brown haired goon was transformed into a giant metallic lizard who looked like Mecha Godzilla and the blond haired partner in crime changed into a giant gorilla that resembled King Kong and they all cheered in animal noises.
"On the other hand, we should rule the roost for a change," yelled Nephrite-zilla.
Mecha Kunzite replied, "Queen Beryl is femme fatale and she is mean to us."
The three mutant henchmen then crashed near the Potato Firer which the red haired queen and the professor were still fighting by pulling their shirts.
"You had this coming for a long time", bellowed King Jadeite.
The queen for the first time was scared and was holding the professor's shoulders in fear.
Beryl stuttered out, "I... Queen Beryl command you to get back."
Ignoring the warning the three henchmen monsters destroyed the potato firing machine which then exploded launching potatoes all over the place that at the background a cover version of "Shake It Up" was playing in the background while the building was unstable.
"Usagi, the whole place is going supernova or something and will exploded!" screamed Ami.
Usagi replied, "Since when did we have background music?"
"That is the only answer that I do not know and I have a 300 IQ", smiled the blue haired pal.
Very quickly the heroines got out of the building while sneaking past the monsters which resulted on a quick scene change of the blonde haired heroine running down the garden and hiding on the alleyway. The mysterious music then stopped and the blonde schoolgirl caught her blue haired friend on her arms.
Sailor Mercury rejoyced, "You did it Usagi, you saved me, buddies forever, right Sailor Moon?"
"You got that right, buddies forever!" shouted the blonde haired heroine.
Suddenly the white school exploded leaving only a few remains behind and the two heroines walked very slowly towards their high school which there was no mention of their other pals.
Sailor Moon grinned and spoke, "It's good to know Queen Beryl and her prickly professor are going to be stuck with each other for a while!"
Back in the explosion spot, Nephrite-zilla, Mecha Kunzite and King Jadeite were sitting down watching the potato fight which was caused by the evil dictator and the white looney professor.
The brown haired green lizard spoke while licking on an ice cream cone, "Now this is my kind of entertainments!"
Sailor Moon Says
In the middle of Tokyo, the blue haired girl was attending a private computer café and she was walking down Sunshine Street near a bank which has a name similar to her last name and the Aspect Company. However she was scratching her head as she is not familar with the location.
"I think I'm lost, I got to find a phone fast as I forgot my phone", yelped Ami.
Very quickly the blue haired heroine has found a phone booth on a street corner and she had entered the stand with a phone on her ear.
Sailor Mercury stuttered, "Operator, I want to phone Azabu Juuban School, the number...?"
For the first time, she was stuck and she scratched her head and very quickly the blonde haired heroine whispered the number towards her struggling buddy. The blue haired girl then nodded.
"I have got it, thanks Usagi!", thanked Ami and spoke to the operator, "Okay, that's area code..."
As soon as the Sailor Senshi was about the school telephone number, in front of the possible audience was waving her finger.
Sailor Moon pleasantly said, "You can't call someone unless you know your area code and phone number by heart so memorise it now and don't wait till it's too late!"
Note: This took 3 hours and a minute to finish the episode and I am relieved that the core between the shows has started to show. So expect more Sailor Senshis, episodes that would have pleased the original creator and of course, Ami centred episodes. Since this would be it for a while, remember that this person has written the story with no knowledge of the show (since I am by nature a cartooner).